The Stormin’ The Beach Podcast

Matt comes back and cops maybe more than his fair share of trash talk(mostly from Keelan). Is this the universe's way of getting back at him for always ragging on Zach? But yes, on this week's pod: Matt is back, Isaac gets up mid-episode to blow his nose, and Keelan hates on bicycle kicks.

Welcome back to another episode of Stormin' the Beach. On this week's episode, the boys discuss all sorts of trivial, meaningless stuff, under the guise of being a sports podcast. Mind you, we thought it was entertaining, but we'll let you be the judge of that.

In this episode, Matt chooses his job that pays real money over his passion of being a local podcast host. Thankfully for our dedicated listeners, Keelan and Isaac managed to waffle just fine without him

Keelan is away so the degenerates get to play! On this week's episode we having a special guest calling to give us a rundown life on the road. We discuss the Aussie legend Big Ange taking on the EPL. Give the usual double-wrister to Nikola Jokic, and discuss dedicated fanbases and how bad/awful/terrible the Edmonton Oilers are this season.   Don't forget to visit our merch store at stbpod.com.au

On this week's spooky edition of the pod, the boys discuss:  "problematic" Halloween costumes, review some films, crack the productivity game, and then remember they're hosts of a sports podcast. Of course, they did remember to cover all the sporting news from the week that was (Chelsea fans look away).  Our merch store is live now! Print-on-demand merch is available at stbpod.com.au  

This week on the show: Matt learns basic beard grooming(would've been a great episode to get a certain sponsor for but alas), Isaac reminisces about his prolific My Career stint with Robbie Keane over a decade ago, and Keelan promos something for Salty Season that has already happened (idiot).

There might've been pick-for-pick trades flying everywhere at the start of the trade period, with players mere minutes from retirement thrown in for good measure. HOWEVER, things certainly heated up at the end, from exciting young prospects to veterans returning home, we saw it all and have nothing but the best to report on this week. One STB host has every right to be excited for next season, bas...

In this episode, we just kind of sit around and wish footy was back. For two hours. You're gonna wish footy was back as well. You could get excited for NHL season like Isaac, write Disney fanfiction like Matt or conduct a thought experiment with some sort of light rail system like Keelan. We hope you enjoy, and if you don't, we'll add you to Matt's list of people to insult on air once a week(sorry...

On this week's episode, Isaac recaps "The September Soiree", "The Big Dance", The AFL Grand Final. Keelan tries his hand at a bit of poetry and Matt kicks off the show with a disclaimer that is almost certainly a lie, before falling asleep. Also as a little treat, hear Keelan rant about how terrible VAR was over the weekend(really really really terrible, they literally have one job, how could they...

It's finally that time of year, the Brownlow is done(but not at the time of recording) and the countdown to the biggest game of the year is now on! Listen to this week's episode, which is of course, full of insight, recaps(sorta), and predictions.

Ah yeah finals footy and such

This week's episode is full of football acts, victim-blaming, Maynard's immaculately gelled hair, male toilet vending machines and fish pies. Of course, there is chat about finals footy, but it was mostly overshadowed by how bloody annoying Eddie McGuire is. While we are talking about McGuire, how shocking is Harry Maguire? Don't skip ahead. 

There's nothing better than primetime Thursday night AFL finals footy. Treat your ear holes to this week's episode where we prep you for all of the upcoming finals goodness. We line you up with three different, 100%  original finals brackets to give you even more decision fatigue for your finals multis. Also as a little treat, we predict the ongoing English Premier League season, with top 4 and re...

On this week's episode, Matt worries about walking around with diesel on his hands, Isaac reviews sketch comedy and Keelan thinks 7/11 is a bakery. The boys also pitch an idea for a new style of cinematic masterpiece, which will be coming to a cinema near you this summer!

The boys are hurtling down the tracks towards impending doom, and only their improv skills can save them. How unfortunate, it was nice while it lasted.    Tune in this week for a brief recap on the penultimate round of the regular season in the AFL, surrounded by nothing but the funniest content by your three favourite podcasters.

The boys are back in town and back on the airwaves! Tune in for your favourite three idiots and prepare for a lot less sport than usual and a whole lot of chit chat.

Welcome to our last episode before we take a break to head to Europe! Who would get married in the middle of the footy season and overseas as well?! Did they not think about the impact this would have on our otherwise THRIVING weekly sports podcast? It's OK, we'll forgive them, they pay for our top tier on Patreon. Enjoy this episode, and then make sure to follow us on socials to keep up with us o...

Tune in this week for the last of the AFL bye rounds, we're really getting to the pointy end of the season now! Who will make finals? Who knows, but we certainly hope Essendon and Saint Kilda continue falling(up the Suns). Also this week, the football(innit) transfer rumour mill continues to grind, see what has landed on the mill floor. 

Wowee following up a slow upload last week with a nice quick one this week! We had to be done recording nice and early so Matt could get home, get his pies in the oven, and sit down on the couch to watch QLD beat NSW again. Ultimately, he'll be sad about it, but at least he'll have this episode to listen to. On this week's episode, we recap the 6-game week of round 14 and preview round 15. Also on...

Welcome to episode 65 of the Stormin' The Beach podcast! Get last week's footy in your ears before (most) of this week's games have kicked off. Also on the pod are, NBA finals, NHL finals and a cheeky little bit of football(innit).

Wowee, what a quick upload this week! The boys are on the ball to deliver our dedicated fans the week that was in footy before the next round kicks off with a Thursday night clash! Don't skip ahead, we preview that game after we recap the week that was in the AFL. Tune in to this week's episode of the Stormin' The Beach podcast for all that and much much more, including the NBA heating up, Vegas l...

Welcome back to another episode of the Stormin' The Beach podcast! On this week's episode, Isaac and Keelan are semi-without Matthew, who called in sick because he had better things to do. But don't you fear, for those who love a big slice of Matthew, he still managed to get his recaps into the outline so his big rant vibes(don't skip ahead) are still present and accounted for.  Don't worry, we di...

Flying in with episode 62, just long enough before round 11 to quickly squeeze in our recap of round 10 and our tips for round 11. That is of course, if you have enough time to listen to us talk garbage(comedically of course) for 30 minutes before we dive into sport. Well worth it if you ask me. NHL and NBA playoffs also make an appearance, and Keelan get's sad talking about departing Liverpool le...

Welcome to another episode of the Stormin' The Beach podcast! Tune in for the round 9 AFL recaps, a look into the NBA and NHL conference finals, and a preview of what is to come in the relegation battle and fight for top 4 in the Premier League. 

Welcome back to another episode of the Stormin' The Beach - this week the boys take literally every possible opportunity to go off on "comedic" detours and all seemingly tried to avoid talking about sport for as long as humanly possible. BUT DON'T FEAR, there is indeed plenty of sport in this episode. There is coverage of the AFL, NBA, NHL and a bit of Football(innit) for your ear holes to absorb....