The Stormin’ The Beach Podcast

Welcome back to the STB podcast. On this week's show, you'd be right to confuse us for your favourite food review podcast. With soundbites such as: "Creme brulee pancakes at Fresh Pantry blew my socks off." "The stout pie at Wardell Pies is the best pie I've ever eaten." But of course, the boys eventually got on track and spat out some sports new from the last week!

Yeah G'day, so we mostly forgot about what we talked about - besides all the great sporting news from the past week. I do remember Isaac mentioning something about Tim Tams and the Stanley cup? Matt had a big week and watched the live-action Aladdin? And Keelan went for a run or something. ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE.

Come one come all to the AFL round 13 recap. Fans of the show will also be happy to know that they fellas covered the beloved Call of Duty franchise and NFTs, yes they know it's not 2018 anymore.  

The full gang returns, to recap the last week in footy, and to have a look into the NBA and NHL finals. Isaac blindsides the fellas with a sandwich, Matt doesn't have a minute, and Keelan has literally nothing prepared.    With such quotable moments as: "Sorry to stuff you around. I've made a mistake." "The show is a colon." "I would be inclined to disagree." Why would you not listen?

Hey everyone, Keelan here. I was not present for this week's recording, but from the show notes I can assume Matt and Isaac went for a speed run attempt...From the recording length, this was not successful. Sucks to suck gents. Anyway, I'm sure they covered all your favourite sports during the week, and I can almost guarantee they got sidetracked at some point. 

After a false start with an old file upload, this weeks episode is now available! On this weeks episode, recapping round 10 of the AFL, the EPL season is over, and the NBA and NHL playoffs are in full swing.  The guys provide such gems as  "thinking about starting a ASMR meditation podcast" "I'd rather see crazy dribble goal from the pocket win goal of the year than Harley Reid bouncing three time...

We welcome the return of Isaac, tuning in for the first time for his new house. Jump onto our top tier on Patreon to get his address for all your SWATing prank needs. With the return of his Majesty, we have such nuggets as: "You wouldn't believe that wasn't a straight ad copy from a company." "You don't need teeth. They're just sort of in the way." "Albo from Sydney. Big Hawks fan." Summary In thi...

Welcome, Isaac is away again so we decided to attempt the first-ever STB speed run. Tune in to this special episode as we tried to do a 30-minute episode and missed it by 1 second.    "Strap in and get ready to rumble" In this episode of the Stormin' the Beach podcast, Keelan and Matt discuss various topics including Isaac's absence, underground gambling rings, and sports events. They cover themes...

In this episode, Keelan and Matt discuss AFL round six and the NBA playoffs. They start by joking about Isaac's absence and then dive into various topics, including cricket, alternative medicine, and lucky numbers. They also talk about Matt's comedy show and the importance of being mindful of the jokes made. The conversation then shifts to the NBA commentary and AFL commentators mispronouncing pla...

100 Episodes! Tune in to this very special 100th episode of your favourite comedy sports podcast! In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including footy, the NBA, and football. They celebrate their 100th episode and talk about their experiences at the footy. They also joke about live streaming for five days and share their thoughts on religion. The conversation then shifts to the displa...

After a brief hiatus, the boys are back and raring to go! Bringing you a new AFL recap format, with each of the boys presenting a news headline for each game, and a full recap for each of our teams. Also this week, such gems as, "Idiots. Bet the under." and "Please, someone else say something funny.". 

Welcome to the second week of AFL games this year! That's right, AFL round 1 has just happened and we have recapped them for your listening pleasure. Also on this weeks show, Tasmanian footy has a reveal, and Matt tells a joke.

Come one, come all, FOOTY IS BACK. This is not a drill, the first-ever "opening round" of AFL has been completed. Tune in this week for 4 juicy game recaps, a splash of Premier League goodness, and all sorts of nonsense from the boys(as usual).

With the opening round of the 2024 AFL season rapidly approaching, the boys have sat down and predicted how the season will unfold. Who will make the finals, and who will be the cellar dwellers down the bottom of the ladder? What is the pass mark for our teams this season? Where will Norf, Gold Coast, and Hawthorn finish up this year? All this and much more in this special 2024 AFL season preview...

In this episode, Isaac confesses his love for a character(or two) in “The Hobbit”, Matt thinks Chinese medicine is the next big thing, and Keelan gives very sound “investment” advice. The boys also discuss Jürgen Klopp's Japanese connection, the myriad of pre-season woes in the AFL, and the NRL getting too big for it’s boots.

In this episode, Keelan weaves a tapestry out of a Kansas City Chiefs Conspiracy, England are bad at cricket, Isaac provides Wayne Gretzky with the double wrister he deserves, and Matt comes up with an innovative solution to provide equality in Australia. Obviously your favourite sporting news is present and accounted for as well, so tune in for your AFL, NBA, NHL, Cricket, and EPL news.

On this week's episode, the world's second-largest sporting event, an international football tournament for pensioners and the AFL's million-dollar men, are they worth it? Tune in this week for all that and much much more, with all of your favourite sporting news.

In this week’s episode, the boys imagine life as a wizard, they discuss Matt’s embarrassing Facebook memories, the decline of orb craftsmen and Tonka trucks, the origin of the Knights of the Round Table and potential Tolkien links, the connection between Sir Galahad and semen retention, and answer the age-old question, does doing steroids mean you’ll have super jacked kids? But just wait, that’s a...

In this week's episode, Isaac recommends Australian TV, Matt discusses European comics, Souvlaki and Gyros, and Keelan brings a controversial Facebook post by Ricky Gervais. The boys discuss the state of music in Australia after the Hottest 100, the lack of sausage rolls at the Gabba cricket ground, Borussia Dortmund's controversial Australia Day post, the malfunctioning ESPN Footy Tipping app, an...

Welcome to the first video episode of Stormin' the Beach! In this episode, Matt gets fired, Keelan feeds the dogs, and Isaac live listens to his new favourite song. Join us on Youtube if you want to watch this episode unfold, or stay here and just listen, that's fine, we're not offended. 

On this week's episode, Matt has a crack at comedy, big journalism cops a spray, and bad guys are still bad. On a positive note, noted good guy is still a good guy? Tune in now to find out.

Come one, come all, your favourite off-topic, sports-based podcast, with a large side of rambling, has returned for 2024. There's been a lot going on, in between our episodes, so strap in and wrap your ears around our first episode of the year! 

Keelan starts this week with maybe his funniest joke ever (too bad it still wasn't funny), Matt discusses basic white dude "culture", and Isaac pretends to like a birthday/Christmas present. Sports news as well of course, and then a surprise horror movie pitch? Interesting... Also absolutely no apologies for the lock of the millennium not coming through, tough, it's football innit. (Not financial...

In this week's episode we give really dry delivery of sports stats from the past week. A butcher of the decade, the LeLakers Win the IST, Giannis has maxed out his career high point scoring, the Oilers are sliding up the rankings but still without adequate goaltending. AND, LIVERPOOL FC ARE ALL THE WAY BACK.     Shoutout Big Z who escapes the episode unscathed.

In this week's episode, Matt admits to having absolutely no rizz, Isaac is in the pocket of big in-season tournament, and Keelan presents the age-old question, "Is onion better than garlic?"(What the f*ck).