The Stoned Witches Hour

Send us Fan Mail This week our high mistresses of ghosts, ghouls, and THC loaded cannabis, take us to Alaska and Tennessee. In Alaska Laylla explores the haunted tunnels of the Kennecott mines and finds true crime even when she's not looking for it in the McCarthy Massacre. What drove a mild mannered computer programmer to murder 6 people in (literally) cold blood? Could the Kennecott Mines h...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Lammas!  The stoned witches hope you're enjoying the first fruits of your gardens, both literal and figurative.  This cross quarter holiday finds our witches toking on the finest cannabis and reminiscing about Lammas celebrations with their local pagan community, as well as their favorite Lammas crafts and spells.  Learn a little about Lammas, also called Lughanasa, cel...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa it's episode 27 on the 27th! Better call Nicolas Cage to figure out the symbolism behind that and lead us to great treasure. Or at least another fantastic episode full of super high witches, scarily true spooky stories, and somehow a connection to Nicolas and pyramids?  Episode 27 of The Stoned Witches Hour finds Chelle being responsible, Laylla doing ALL.THE.WEED and a...

Send us Fan Mail In a lonely episode 26 Laylla, by herself, shares a tale of a time when she and Chelle were actually together. A time long ago when they hung out, unlike in this episode, that Laylla is totally not sad about. A time when the duo Chelle and Laylla (and significant others) attempted to use a Ouija board at a haunted house to try and contact the spirits that dwell there. Did anyone a...

Send us Fan Mail Triple A gets into the ghost hunting game with a list of the most haunted roads in America. Chelle decided to score on route 44 in an unpronounceable Massachusetts's town with a hot red headed ghost. This hitchhiking phantom likes to grab a ride and then returns the favor with a spooky trick.  Then journey back to 1995 and the origins of El Chupacabra, the blood sucking crypt...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to episode 24 of The Stoned Witches Hour brought to you by the Czar of Weed and the Princess of Ghost Hunting. Or those will be their titles as soon as NASA and/or Elon (aka the king of Mars) grants them their proper recognition. Until that glorious day, enjoy spine tingling tales of a mysterious abduction (or was it a covered up murder) and the hauntings of the Traverse C...

Send us Fan Mail When I'm done laughing at the name of Chelle's newest cryptid obsession maybe I'll write the show descriptions... Episode 23 of our world famous witch's podcast begins with yet another rant from Laylla (*Chelle note: I think there were, like, 3) and enough weed to make Cheech and Chong jealous.  Then we travel to Avilla, Missouri along historic Route 66 where w...

Send us Fan Mail One mildly stoned witch explores family hauntings with her son in this episode from the Stoned Witches  super secret  vault.  Chelle and her son Gavin explore the historic, haunted Daniel Benton Homestead in Connecticut and their own haunted homestead in upstate New York Weed cat Pokemon makes a debut on our podcast! (Laylla can't wait btw) and yes Laylla the gamer does play...

Send us Fan Mail Find out the perfect pot paraphernalia to take on a beach trip as Laylla and Chelle gear up for summer and smoke some delightful cannabis while reading their latest fan mail. Cryptids are in the news! Amarillo Zoo in Texas caught a picture of a Chupacabra? Or werewolf cousin? https://www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/outdoors/article/amarillo-zoo-creature-texas-17230168.php What&apos...

Send us Fan Mail A Midsummer Night's Stoned Witches Hour episode for the next notch on the Wheel of the Year. The stoned witches talk about Litha, the summer solstice. The longest day and shortest night of the year. Laylla introduces a new game called: "Is it a ghost or is it the fae?" and Chelle is happy to hear the amusing and slightly annoying details! (*Note from Laylla about th...

Send us Fan Mail We're back, witches!  The late night bowl fright duo is back with even more weed and scarier stories of a spooktacularly haunted mental hospital and a mysterious true crime murder with a kidnapping twist. Grab your weed and celebrate the return of the Stoned Witches Hour

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to episode 20! Chelle is taking a little vaca and her pointed, witchy shoes are being temporarily filled by Lisa Ann from the YouTube channel Empower with Flower! Laylla and Lisa Ann smoke some tasty sativas and explore a spooky strip club in New Orleans, a brothel in Butte Montana with more than its fair share of history and hauntings, and find out if the reports of a mur...

Send us Fan Mail Could a gigantic beast lurking in the depths of the Mariana Trench mean that other cryptids like Nessie, Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and more are real and just hiding out somewhere? Chelle and Laylla get cannabis delivered and explore todays mysteries, like Mercury retrograde (and when will it be over?), the full moon eclipse, Friday the 13th, and dinosaurs potentially roaming the planet...

Send us Fan Mail Local legends in upstate New York and the the south west region of the USA are the focus of our high pagans in this especially spoooky episode of The Stoned Witches Hour. Chelle takes us back to her overnight security days and the ghostly reprisal of the former owners of The Roberson Mansion. How many spirits haunt the lavish home owned by Alonzo and Margaret Roberson? And where d...

Send us Fan Mail Another witching hour is upon us! The witches have stocked up on the most tasty cannabis and the scariest of stories both true and probably true. Hear Chelle recount the disquieting tale of The Jersey Devil, the 13th child of a seriously over worked woman, and possibly a murdering demon. Then, with barely a pause for secretly dosed wedding guests and excellent reasons why edibles...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Beltane! Welcome to (almost) summer! Beltane is the Celtic festival honoring the height of spring and the beginning of summer marked with bonfires, maypoles, and feasting. The Stoned Witches get a lot high and talk about Beltane traditions, memories, and the time  Chelle held Laylla's future love life in her hands. Will true love prevail? Will Laylla and her soul mate e...

Send us Fan Mail ** SEND US YOUR STORIES! BOOK 2 OF YOUR STORIES IS COMING OUT JUNE 8TH!!** Email us your true, personal ghost story, paranormal encounter, or creepy tale and we may feature it on our next listener stories episode! You all scared the thc right out of us last time! Can't wait to read the next batch :} What the heck is a Puckwudgie and why is Laylla looking through a telescope h...

Send us Fan Mail Happy 420, stoner friends! Our witches celebrate all things weed on the traditional day of giving thanks for cannabis! Laylla splurges and buys an eighth of famous name brand flower from Cheech's stash (who doesn't love Cheech and Chong?); and Chelle gets a crazy deal on 8 eighths at her favorite pot shop. When it's time for terrifying tales Laylla tells the tragic...

Send us Fan Mail Chelle and Laylla put the weed aside early as they welcome Brittany and Dan from the podcast We All Pod Down Here! Join us for some personal ghost stories (why do they always go for feet anyway?), discussions of our favorite horror movies, common experiences of loved ones who say goodbye after they've passed away, and what it's like growing up near Burkittsville MD, the...

Send us Fan Mail Spooky road trip anyone? Laylla visits the haunted and historic Whaley House in Old Town San Diego; billed as The Most Haunted House in America.  Chelle reminds everyone never to pick up hitchhikers on a lonely stretch of road, you never know when one will be a ghost!! Did Laylla see a ghost? Will Chelle succeed in her quest to find the best celebrity weed? Grab your (better than...

Send us Fan Mail Lucky episode 13!! Our very stoned witches are joined today by a special guest, Tom from the podcast Storytime with Tom and Mike.  Chelle, Laylla, and new friend Tom, talk gross food combinations (exactly whose idea was the Cheetos milkshake?!?!), Mike Tyson’s new marijuana edibles, weed cost & taxes in MA, PA, & CA, and more; before getting to some personal ghost stories....

Send us Fan Mail This week our stoned witches explore the folklore and legends around Turnbull Canyon.  Laylla delves in to beautiful hiking spot with a bloody and possibly satanic history. Was there a baby selling asylum located in the depths of this verdant canyon? Chelle explains a bit of the local folk lore around the symbolism of her Pennsylvania Dutch heritage. Call it what you will, it&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Ostara! Chelle and Laylla bring you a special witchy Wheel of the Year episode covering some of their favorite ritual and spellwork for the first day of Spring! Listen in for some practical tips, tricks, spell and meditation ideas. Two stoned witches dive into the greenest weed of spring and ramble about all things Ostara.  What are your Ostara traditions? What's your f...

Send us Fan Mail This week The Stoned Witches Hour takes us to the coal mines of Pennsylvania where the only thing scarier than the ghosts, demons, and dragons in the mine shafts are the difficult to pronounce town names. Chelle braves the fiery depths to tell us tales of fiery ghost, prophetic warnings, and a guy who just can't quit his job. Next, grab your pipe from https://www.instagram.co...

Send us Fan Mail Hi and welcome to episode 10.5 of The Stoned Witches Hour! We have dedicated this episode entirely to submitted stories! Chelle and Laylla read 5 stories each and continue to push the limits on how much marijuana two witches can smoke while still telling an excellent spooky tale.   Chelle finishes her stash of Sweets while telling of an abandoned house with a spooky piano and a hi...