The Stoned Witches Hour

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year!  We hope you're all having a wonderful start to 2023. The Highest Witches are enjoying the year and of course the parties that New Year's can bring. Laylla ended up with a weedcuterie board of high THC cultivars and Chelle's fabulous accident has produced a super stoney blend with enough THC to get Father Time high Chelle's canna-bliss doesn&apo...

Send us Fan Mail Last episode of the year! The witches have smoked weed and told stories from January to December and for this final episode they're talking the future of witchcraft and Tarot and wondering where the in person witches are at? In a synchronistic turn  of events our witches are joined by a pair of smoking (in the big clouds of weed sense and the phenomenally gorgeous sense) best...

Send us Fan Mail Chelle and Laylla talk Yule crafts and spells Decorating a Christmas tree is pagan, so is a Yule log, can we celebrate both? Happy Winter Solstice to all! Laylla's Yule song Bring Back the Light By Gypsy Chelle's Yule song Here We Come a Wassailing by Pentatonix The Podcast Inside Your House Weird Horror. Created by Kevin Schrock and Annie Marie Morgan Listen on: Apple P...

Send us Fan Mail This episode covers a current news story that has broken the hearts of the nation. 4 college students murdered in their beds on November 13th, 2022. Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin were stabbed to death in their beds and the killer remains at large. For this episode of Ghosts of Christmas Present, Laylla recounts the current facts in the murder inv...

Send us Fan Mail Christmas tree hunting with Bigfoot in upstate New York in 2021 and three young girls missing on Christmas Eve eve in Fort worth Texas, 1974. Sounds like Ghosts of Christmas Past with Laylla and Chelle! Yes we're late. Of course we feel terrible, and it may happen again. But hey, we're here and the episode is full of cryptids and mysterious  missing people and hopefully...

Send us Fan Mail This episode officially has the longest title. Maybe that's fitting since we're almost at our one year anniversary for the podcast, or maybe that's a flimsy excuse and the editor is just too high to actually be editorial. (editors note: this is true) This episode the witches answer questions sent in by listeners about witchcraft, ghosts, and of course weed. No holds...

Send us Fan Mail Solo Witchy tales about the mysterious missing person case of Bryce Laspisa who disappeared August 30th 2013. Where did he go? Why did a 6 hour drive take him over 24 hours? Did he crash intentionally? There are more questions than answers. If you have any information about Bryce click HERE The second story is a personal ghost story submitted by an East Coast listener who recounte...

Send us Fan Mail This Thanksgiving week we are thankful for our listeners, weed, and journals apparently. Hang out with out witches as they smoke some of the finest cannabis in the USA, or at least someone does. Chelle keeps it local after her Halloween hangover and her frightful tale stays in Massachusetts chasing a cryptid known as The Dover Demon. A renowned cryptozoologist says it was real and...

Send us Fan Mail Our episode this week takes the witches to New Jersey and The mystery of The Watcher house. Who or what is watching the house in Westfield, New Jersey?  Despite intensive searches, no human culprit has been identified. Listen in as Laylla reads the letters that were sent to the Broaddus family and the witches discuss who could be behind this creepy mystery. Is it another Amityvill...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 42 is here and while it may not contain the question, we do know it is the answer to something. We'll figure it all out eventually Until then we figure out when the heck Samhain really is, learn about a pumpkin head cryptid at the intersection of 215 and 90 in Riverside, AND we have some UAPs (formerly known as UFOs) in the news and the US  government AGAIN admitting...

Send us Fan Mail We return to our regularly scheduled....oh wait no we don't. Samhain and Halloween weekend JUST happened. Chelle, our resident Salem witch, is more than a little wiped out by the festivities and some potent Boo Berry weed. Thankfully the weather is balmy, the vibe is blissful, and everything is easier in Southern California so Laylla takes over this week with a creepy urban l...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Samhain!  (Apologies for the audio mix up! The correct episode is up now. Maybe a trick from the fae? lol)  The third harvest is here and our witches talk the veil between life and death, ancestors, trick or treating and more.  Halloween, the witches New Year, a time to honor our beloved dead and fend off the trickster spirits or appease them with food and sweets.  Listen in...

Send us Fan Mail In this last (for October 2022 anyway) Salem episode the witches discuss Giles Corey and the many legends regarding the site of his execution and burial. Was it near the Witch Dungeon? Was it outside Sheriff Corwin's house? Do the mysterious large boulders on Gallows Hill hold a clue?  Chelle and Laylla also get high and reminisce about their favorite shops, smoke spots, and...

Send us Fan Mail Finally! Thank you for being patient with this weeks episode Where were the victims of the Salem Hysteria actually hung? In one of our final Salem episodes the Highest Witches head to Gallows HiIl and the Proctor's Ledge Memorial to answer this most pressing (sorry, Giles!) of questions. And then, to even the witch's surprise, they craft a spirit board and head out at mi...

Send us Fan Mail Our East and West Coast Witches are in the midst of Haunted Happenings in Salem Massachusetts! Laylla & Chelle are in a friendly competition to see who can spot more Sanderson Sisters first. Laylla is in the lead (barely) with 27! This episode brings them to The Salem Witch Board Museum at 127 Essex ST. Salem, MA (located inside Remember Salem) and curator John Kozik, who is a...

Send us Fan Mail October Salem adventures continue! Welcome to the city of Salem which, according to Chelle, walks the balance between witches, witchcraft, history, and pop culture. Chelle and Laylla discuss Samantha from Bewitched and how they feel about her statue in the heart of Salem. Borah and Salem's Black Hat Society get a mention yet again because they are just that awesome. And of co...

Send us Fan Mail Special thanks to Gail Perrigo Hamby for giving us permission to read her poem "Never Again The Burning".  We love you, Gail!! This reading is dedicated to women around the world. ALL women, trans women, women of color, women of any or no religion,  Mahsa Amini and the protesters in Iran, all women. Never Again! Gail's work is available on Amazon! The Fourth Face of...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Fall Equinox!  The season is changing and, if you're lucky, the leaves are putting on a seasonal display and the temperatures are turning towards flannels and fuzzy boots.  Our East and West Coast Witches talk all things Mabon, Fall, and sweater weather! The Podcast Inside Your House Weird Horror. Created by Kevin Schrock and Annie Marie Morgan Listen on: Apple Podcasts...

Send us Fan Mail One week closer to the witches being together in Salem Massachusetts!  This week our favorite stoned witches explore a haunted, historical bridge in South Carolina where bodies are rumored to be buried for eternity in the stone and screams of the lost can be heard echoing at night. Is it a portal to another world or a ferry way for the dead? Then journey to the far nothern reaches...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode with our favorite stoned witches! After a spirited discussion about which Sanderson Sister they are most like (side note, we embody all 3 of course) the witches get down to telling spooooky stories. Chelle takes us to Philadelphia PA and the haunted Fort Mifflin thrice cursed with the specter of war and sorrow. Then Laylla spins a tale of a haunted sands...

Send us Fan Mail We're giving away TWO Tarot readings! Send us your true ghost story, paranormal event, or weedy witchy tale to TheStonedWitchesHour@gmail.com and listen to this episode to learn more! Our first ghostly tale this evening is from The Moon River Brewery in Savannah Georgia. Chelle walks us through the haunted history of this old building and its many ghosts and ghouls. You could...

Send us Fan Mail First things first here, people. What do you all think of Chelle's costume choice for Bora's Boo Bash??? Is Laylla alone in thinking they need to add some scary something to it?? Do you like your costumes original over scary? Which side are you on? Vote for sweet or spooky costumes and send us your ideas!! thestonedwitcheshour@gmail.com Today's tall tales involve a...

Send us Fan Mail The weed is high octane this evening, people! And for good reason! Laylla's story is the last one tonight and it carries a trigger warning. So if you don't want to listen to a truly disturbing true crime story, the witches give you their blessing to go listen to something more light hearted and fun! Maybe hop on over to YouTube and visit their favorite Ent, Lisa Ann from...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 30! Thank you all for sticking with us this far! This milestone episode has our witches talking personal witchyness, weed, some wild ass cryptids, and a winchester curse.  We get more than a little witchy this episode and talk about some of our early days seeking a religion that fit. And discuss a bit of where we're at now. Weed and bubble hash take over at the 31 min...

Send us Fan Mail It's been a week! Happy Friday! Let's pretend we meant to do this and then we can all settle in for a couple of spine tingling tales and bowl after bowl after bowl of excellent marijuana! First Chelle delights us all with tales of the first ghost story from the settlers in the USA and what is definitely the first, if not the only, case of paranormal matchmaking from beyo...