The Start of Something New

Well listeners, it’s that time of the year again. We are here to celebrate the birthday of one of your co-hosts. For the third year in a row Jake has selected a non-Disney movie to discuss for his birthday bonus episode, and for this year he’s decided to get a bit more personal and discuss the 2018 20th Century Fox (rip) film: Love, Simon. This movie is not just special to Jake but also to Kate as...

Hello listeners and welcome to the island of Legume! I hope you’re all ready to have a completely normal vacation with no evil peanut people or clones of your whole family at all. Well if the peanut mention wasn’t enough to give it away then let me tell you that we are discussing the 2005 DCOM/original series finale to another beloved Disney channel series, The Proud Family Movie. Jake questions h...

Alright listeners I hope you all have your dogs groomed and performance ready because it’s time to find out who’s best in show. That’s right everyone we’re going back to the dogs as we discuss a third DCOM that involves canines as we discuss 2005’s Life is Ruff. Jake explains how comic book issues work, Kate explains how her dog became her dads dog, and both of them agree that this is definitely t...

Alright listeners it’s time to lace up your skates and hit the ice, I hope you’ve practiced your shots and axels because we’re discussing a Disney movie about a girl achieving her dreams of figuring skating… no the other one, the one that didn’t get a theatrical release. That’s right everyone we’re talking about the 2005 goal scoring, crowd dazzling DCOM, Go Figure. Jake gives a very brief explana...

Do do doo doo. If you could hear that in your head then congratulations you’re in the right place listeners. It’s time to grab your kim-municators, your hair dryer grappling hooks, and your nacos cause it’s time to take our first foray into animation on the DCOM train as we talk the 2005 classic based on a beloved Disney Channel tv show, Kim Possible Movie: So The Drama. Jake reveals his last minu...

All right listeners I know you’re upset that we moved you from the big city to the open fields of New Mexico but we did get you a new used bike, so go out and have fun, just watch out for buffalos and don’t go betting land that doesn’t belong to you. If you didn’t get which DCOM were discussing from that… I honestly don’t blame you. This episode we’re discussing the much forgotten 2005 DCOM, Buffa...

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folk, gather around, as for my next trick I will make this podcast reappear after being gone for almost a month. That’s right just like magic we are back and ready to discuss a truly mystifying DCOM, so much so that it doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page. We’re talking the first DCOM of 2005, Now You See It. Jake ponders the legitimacy of the movies supposed realit...

Hurry up listeners! You don’t want to be late for your first day of school, don’t forget your lunch and your human disguise… wait, human disguise? That’s right listeners this episode we’re discussing the final DCOM of 2004, and the final Kimberly J. Brown lead Halloweentown movie, Halloweentown High. Jake contemplates the Halloweentown timeline, Kate talks about teaching credentials, and both of t...

Alright listeners I don’t have any fun and playful intro for you this time because it’s time for another serious DCOM that handles very serious subject matter. 2004s Tiger Cruise deals directly with the tragic events that occurred in America on September 11th 2001, including showing archival footage of said attacks. So if that’s something you’re not okay hearing about or dealing with we totally un...

Listeners let me ask you something, have you ever felt trapped? Like you’re the only unique person in a sea of sameness? Like nothing exciting ever happens to you just because of where you live? Well, I’m not sure that you’ll find yourself with a pop stars phone but hey maybe something cool will happen to you. All this to say that we are talking the 2004 DCOM, Stuck in the Suburbs. Jake reminds ev...

Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom boom one last time. That’s right listeners, Christmas may be over but we have one last gift for you. We’re ending 2022 with one final look to the future as we officially finish our first DCOM franchise by discussing the finale of the Zenon Zilogoy if you will, 2004’s Zenon: Z3! Jake ponders the new fashion of the future, Kate demands #JusticeForMargie, an...

Alright listeners, I want a good clean match, first one to pin the other wins, and that right there is all I know about wrestling despite having watched a whole movie about it. That’s right it’s time to get your gear on and get that chip the size of Manhattan off your shoulder as we discuss the 2004 Andrew Lawrence lead DCOM, Going to the Mat. Jake wonders what high school bad gets invited to play...

Hello listeners, welcome back, we are your cohosts, and don’t you know, there’s nothing wrong with us. Yeah I didn’t really have much of a clever intro for this, but like just read that first sentence in Siri’s voice. Anyways it’s time to turn the volume up and listen to the first iteration of Hatsune Miku as we discuss the first DCOM from 2004, Pixel Perfect. Jake debates on whether or not this i...

It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll, But listen closely listeners, Not for very much longer, Your co-hosts got to keep control. If those lyrics weren’t enough of a tip off that this episode is gonna be a bit different, then hopefully me telling you that this episode is gonna be a bit different will. The time has come once again for us to celebrate the birthday of one of your...

Shalom listeners, also I swear that’s the only time I’m gonna use Jewish language in this whole episode, it’s time to light the menorah and also lace up your shoes and hit the court as we discuss the final DCOM from 2003, the very festive Full Court Miracle. Jake ponders who the principal of this school is, Kate discusses what grading do-over tests is like, and both of them have no idea how basket...

Listeners, I’m gonna be honest with you. No jokes, no goofs, no gags. Because we are very excited to talk about this movie, no this isn’t just a movie, this is a cinematic experience. One so big it couldn’t be handled by just your two regular co-hosts, so we’ve brought in special guest Liz to help us discuss the 2003 Disney Channel cinematic experience, The Cheetah Girls! Jake gives an brief expla...

When you wish upon a star, you may get something than just concept art, maybe. Okay listeners I know what you’re thinking just by looking at the name of this episode “but you’re not a theme park podcast”, and you’re right. But we are both big fans of theme parks and because of behind the scenes scheduling The Cheetah Girls episode will be out later, so we decided why not talk about one of the bigg...

Alright swing batter batter swing, except wait I gotta check on my soufflé first. Welcome to season 3 everyone! I hope you all are ready to talk baseball and baking as we discuss the 2003 DCOM, Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off. Jake ponders why there was 2 unnecessary older brothers in this movie, Kate tells us her diet as someone who lives alone, and both of them wonder when the heck did the publi...

Pack your bags listeners because it’s time for us to go on a totally legit not at all a cover up for a cruel reality show dream vacation to a completely totally uncharted island with one of our favorite dysfunctional Disney channel families. That’s right we’re talking about the 2003 DCOM classic, The Even Stevens Movie. and both of them admit to being a bit too young to really remember Even Steven...

Hey now, hey now, this is what dreams are made of, that’s right listeners we’re back with a brand new bonus episode. This one in particular is actually about a Disney movie, but not just any Disney movie no no, this episode is about what some would argue the best Disney movie ever made and released in theaters. We are talking about the 2003 Disney cinematic masterpiece, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, b...

Alright listeners it’s time to hit the pedal to the metal and leave your opponents in the dust, but also juggle schoolwork and a personal life as you break barriers in a male dominated sport. That’s right we’re talking about the high octane 2003 DCOM based on the real lives of the Enders sisters, Right on Track. Jake discusses some behind the scenes of this true life story, Kate talks about her on...

Listeners, if you had one wish what would it be? Would you wish for world peace, to end world hunger, or anything that would help the world as a whole? Or would you just wish away your totally annoying younger sibling? Well luckily this DCOM will explore the consequences of one of this scenarios. So join us as we discuss the first DCOM from 2003, You Wish! Jake discusses the probably unintentional...

It may be summer but it’s never to early to get in a spooky mood. So listeners join us as we take a trip to Massachusetts to remember grandpa Carlyle and also stop a fiery ghost from destroying the town as we discuss the final DCOM of 2002, The Scream Team. Jake wonders where we are, Kate does some research, and both of them agree that this certainly is an underrated Halloween DCOM. They also repo...

Ah summer, the perfect time for an island getaway, romance, and stopping illegal fishing practices… wait what. That’s right listeners all 3 of these things come together to form probably one of the most… interesting DCOMs that your co-hosts have had to watch yet. 2002’s A Ring of Endless Light. Jake does a dramatic reading, Kate discusses literature, and both of them ask several questions about wh...

Listeners, are you ready for a celebration? Because today we are here to once again celebrate the birth of one of your co-hosts by taking a break from the DCOM train to visit a place where, everything is awesome. That’s right it’s time to celebrate Jakes birthday once again with a bonus episode about a non-Disney made movie, and for this year Jake has decided to watch and discuss the 2014 WB anima...