The Stars Made Me Do It

In this ramble we introduce a new rankings segment where we rank all 12 zodiac signs on a scale from silly to serious (do you agree with our lists?). We do some deep diving into some Nadir talk, and step up on stage for some Midheaven talk. With a little Gemini/Capricorn compatibility talk, as well as some classic Martha-isms, this ramble is filled with all the astro goodness!

Here with some blunt honesty for everyone...this episode is all about Mercury in Sagittarius! While never accused of honing in on the fine details...Sagittarius Mercury encompasses the classic optimistic and playful energies we are used to thinking of with Sag placements, but expanded even further when it comes to truth seeking, conceptualizing, and living by personal morals and ethics. Mimí, Mart...

Happy Birthday Ciera! In this episode Mimí and Martha go over Ciera's progressions and solar return for the upcoming year. We reflect on last year's reading and how those predictions came to fruition, and Martha tells Ciera to buckle up with this solar return moon in Scorpio...

It's the third installment of our asteroid series and today the three of us are chatting Juno! Juno is the Roman goddess of commitment and marriage, but also of betrayal and infidelity. (You might also know her as Hera from Greek mythology.) Your Juno placement is known for pointing you to how and where you will meet your partner, as well as what commitment looks like for you in a relationship. Al...

Welcome readers to an analysis episode of the FABULOUS book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid! Ciera and Martha discuss Evelyn Hugo, all 7 of her husbands, as well as some other key characters. Do you agree with the calculating Virgo energy we see from Evelyn? A spoiler alert is definitely in effect here! Let us know your thoughts on these deep an interesting characters, as...

It's time for another ramble! This week, Mimí and Ciera keep it spooky themed with a round of the Rulership Game (let us know your score!), what placements to look at for ghost-lovers, and a good solid ramble about Pluto through the generations. Packed with some good info, chuckles, and a small portion of butt astrology, it's a ramble to remember! Don't forget to tag us in any photos of Halloween...

Put on your detective hats because we're looking at you, Scorpio Mercury! Beyond inquisitive and perceptive, this placement is a sure one for discovering everyone's secrets (Gretchen Wieners, we're looking at you!) Join us as we discuss a myriad of Scorpio topics and interview Martha's very own cousin who has a knack for getting to the bottom of things. Do you have Mercury in Scorpio? Let us know!

A spooky season classic...join Ciera and Mimí analyze the characters and cast of Hocus Pocus AND Hocus Pocus 2! Were you as triggered by Gilbert as Mimí was? Did you also dress up as a witch or mummy as a child? Do you agree with our astro thoughts on the Sanderson Sisters? Does Billy Butcherson also give you Gemini vibes? Tune in and let us know!

This week, we continue riding on the Asteroid Train and bring you some researched information on Vesta: the asteroid of inner success. Join us as we discuss how we embody accomplishment and where we seek pleasure as well as how to use Vesta's feminine urge to commit and succeed. Don't know anything about the asteroids? Not to worry, we're all learning!

We're back atcha with a fab segment of "Am I the A**hole," as well as some INSTRUMENTAL astro-talk! Both light and deep, as always, the firestorm trio is here for the laughs this episode and also here for the intense talk. Are you a fellow Scorpio moon who doesn't want the light to shine on their emotions? Where is it you find yourself hiding and where is Scorpio in your chart? All these good ques...

This week, Join Mimí and Ciera as we discuss Mercury in Libra (as well as introduce a new concept called Butt Astrology 🤣🙈 ) Take a shot of water every time we use the word harmony because talking about Libra, you know we had to touch on the topic of balance! Also meet Bri, our social justice warrior interviewee, as we contradict the beliefs that Libras are quiet and non-confrontational.

In this episode we talk all about Ceres! Ceres is one of the four major asteroids that represent different aspects of the feminine spirit. Ceres rules fertility, agriculture, caregiving, grief, self-care, and much more. We really unlock the power behind the ROOT of our need for self care in this episode. Join us for another educational deep dive that is veryyyy easy (and beneficial) to get sucked...

Join Ciera and Martha as we discuss the ridiculously popular novel "It Ends With Us" by Colleen Hoover. What. A. Book. We both devoured this book and relived it in this episode with an astrological lens! We discuss all of the main characters, what zodiac traits they exhibited in the book, and came to some great astrological insights. Jump down the rabbit hole with us as we get into it with our fir...

We're back with another rambly ramble! Mimí introduces another amazing segment: The Rulership Game! Join us guess what planet/sign rules rainbows, tantrums, and much more. We also skim the surface of the absolutely fascinating topic of dispositors, and compare the three sings of each element to see which ones stand out most in our minds. What sign are you and what signs were you raised by? All goo...

This week's topic: Black Moon Lilith. Join us as we discuss how to find Lilith in your chart, what she means, and how to manage her energy. Lilith brings up a feminine fire in all of us and, being the fire trio that we are, you are sure to hear some strong opinions about sexuality, feminist thoughts, and how women are being represented in today's society.

This week, we're chatting all things Virgo! But more specifically.... Mercury in Virgo. Join us in this episode as we discuss how we perceive Virgo's need for purity, order, and desire to serve others. Definitely a complex sign to wrap your head around, this one is chock full of information and experience!

This week, join us as we ramble about a plethora of subjects including a new segment from Mimí, camping and the 12th house, looking at your chart for past lives, and much more! We absolutely love chatting astrology in every way. From driving habits to mental health, let us know your favorite part of this week's ramble! 

This week, we’re giving our listeners a peek at what a solar return reading looks like (while exposing Martha in the meantime!) It’s our favorite Leo’s birthday and we’re here to make predictions using Profections and Solar Return Charts! Come join us as we celebrate the in-depth beauty that is Martha and the magical year she is beginning today!

Tune in for our fluffiest analysis ever...in more ways than one! Ciera, Mimí, and Martha talk about a very random grouping of animals and discuss which astrological energy they give off! We know you all have been wondering what vibes giraffes and elephants give off, right? Although none of us expected the Mimí-meltdown that the mention of narwhals ensued...join us for some fluffy chats and laughs!

Welcome to season 3! This season's focus planet is..........MERCURY!!! Let's dive into mercury with a fiery bang! Bring on the Leo love! In this episode we discuss Mercury and how it shows up in the ways we think, learn, and communicate. Martha, our very own Leo Mercury, gives us her personal insights, and then we interview the amazing Aileen to share some further Leo Mercury insights. Tune in for...

We sure do love our rambles, and this one is no exception! Mimí introduces an amazing new segment of our rambles, and all three of us discuss our fears, puzzle preferences, and more. Do you love sudoku? Hate it? Where's your Mercury? Join us for some zodiac career chats and, as always, a good laugh!

Tune in for our very last moon interviews! How fitting to end on Cancer moons...the sign ruled by the moon! In this episode we interview Andrew and Danielle and dive into all the emotions, nostalgia, family, and more. We all can certainly learn something from these very emotionally-aware Cancer moons, whether it be self expression or cartoon trivia! Happy Cancer season to everyone and thanks for j...

Thinking caps at the ready! In this amazingly informational episode, Mimí (with minimal additional help ;) from Ciera and Martha) tells us all about decans and degrees! Ever heard the age-old May Geminis vs. June Geminis? July Leos vs. August Leos? Well, decans actually help explain that little battle! If you are wanting to dive even further into your placements, both decans and degrees are a way...

And that's a wrap! With this Cancer moon episode we have officially wrapped up our season on moon signs! In this episode we dive into the deep and wild oceans of lunar Cancers. As Cancer is naturally ruled by the moon, these lunar Cancerians have an extra deep level of emotional and intuitive perceptions. Tune in to learn about how everyone can best take advantage of when the moon is in Cancer, as...

In this special historical episode Mimí, Martha, and Ciera share stories about three incredible women of color to commemorate Juneteenth. Join us as we discuss the amazing lives of Audre Lord, Alice Allison Dunnigan, and Viola Desmond. We dive into their lifetime achievements, as well as their astrological placements, in an effort to highlight historical figures of color that we don't often learn...