The Stars Made Me Do It

Mimí and Ciera bring another instalment of the houses series, this episode's main character being Venus! While Venus is all about love, relationships, creativity, and finances, the houses in our chart show us WHERE that Venusian energy expresses itself. If you'd like extra insights as to what areas of life love might show up for you, or deeper understanding as to how you like to give and r...

This week in history was truly one for the books, and Ciera and Mimí give the astro deep dive into two historical events: the murder of Mexican-American pop-star Selena, and the monumental (literally) completion of the Eiffel Tower. This fascinating episode explores how our personal charts interact with the current astrological transits, as well as gives fascinating insights into Selena's too-shor...

What happens when you mix the sign of intensity with the planet of excess? Ciera and Mimí are here to tell you ALL about it in this Jupiter in Aries episode! When Jupiter is in Aries, either in a natal chart or in the current transits, we are encouraged to choose ourselves. Luck and abundance find Aries Jupiter natives when they embrace that warrior spirit and lead with passion. With our most movi...

Don't be ridiculous....EVERYBODY wants this astrology analysis. Regardless of your style or sense of fashion, everyone is welcome here as Mimí and Ciera discuss the iconic Devil Wears Prada. With a star cast to analyze, and using a problematic male sliding scale, this stylistic classic has much to dissect, from stars to stilettos. Join us as we prepare for the second Devil Wears Prada release....

In this week’s episode, we’re tackling the dynamic between Mars and Saturn —one of astrology’s most frustrating and ultimately rewarding pairings. We break down how these two planets interact through transits, in the natal chart, and in synastry, exploring the push-pull between Mars’ impulsive drive and Saturn’s patience, discipline, and long-term vision. We also share personal insight from our ow...

In this week’s episode, we’re diving into the mysterious world of Neptune—the most elusive, dreamy, and hard-to-define planet in astrology. We explore what Neptune represents in the natal chart, why its energy can feel both magical and confusing, and how it connects us to intuition, spirituality, escapism, and the collective unconscious. Ciera also breaks down the fascinating differences between t...

When it comes to dreams, there is no more potent placement than Jupiter in Pisces! Being in one of its ruling signs, Pisces Jupiter knows no limits when it comes to miracles and potential. While this placement could have a tendency to drift into isolation, often to find its most lucky potential, it is also a placement that finds its social circles in every living creature. Not only discussing how...

In this week’s ramble episode, we’re truly covering all the ground—from silly, Valentine’s-themed fun to some very real Saturn wisdom. We chat about the Valentine’s gifts each zodiac sign would actually want, what the Year of the Fire Horse means for all of us, and absolutely lose it over a few chaotic sign pairings (including why Pisces cannot be trusted with straight lines and must be assigned t...

In our latest episode, we’re following Mercury through the 12 houses and breaking down how this placement shapes the way you think, learn, and communicate. We talk about how your natal Mercury influences your perception of reality, the kind of information you’re drawn to, and the areas of life where your voice comes through the loudest and clearest. Whether you’re a big-picture thinker or a detail...

This week, we’re cracking open Uranus —astrology’s first outer planet and ultimate agent of chaos (in the best and worst ways). We talk about what makes an outer planet different from the personal and social ones, why Uranus tends to show up as collective unrest before personal breakthroughs, and how its energy plays out in both natal charts and real-time transits. Along the way, we dip into Uranu...

This week, we’re kicking off a brand-new series called Astro History , where we look back at major historical events that happened during the same week as our release date—through an astrological lens. In our first episode, we explore Abraham Lincoln’s order to move forward in the Civil War and the tragic Apollo 1 mission fires, examining the charts of the key figures involved as well as the trans...

Talk about genius, influence, and innovation! Jupiter in Aquarius is a call to action to change the world. Whether you have Jupiter in Aquarius, know someone who does, or were just really affected by living through technology-influenced post-covid times, this episode certainly inspires, as natives with this placement do. Jupiter in Aquarius shows us how to think, influence, and connect outside the...

In our 5th Q&A-style episode, we’re getting real about what it actually means to be an astrologer and how we personally use astrology to navigate our lives—especially when it comes to working with transits and looking ahead one year at a time (instead of spiraling into the distant future). We also dive into your comments and questions, with a special focus on Chiron—and yes, we fully admit it’...

This week, we’re diving into the Moon through the 12 astrological houses—one of the most personal and revealing placements in the natal chart. We break down how the Moon expresses itself in each house, what it says about your emotional world, daily rhythms, and inner needs, and how these themes show up in real life. We also explore the Moon’s connection to our mothers (or primary caregivers) and t...

Another year has come and gone and we are welcoming in 2026 with wide, cosmic arms. For the FOURTH year in a row Ciera and Mimí are joined by Hannah from Hannah's Elsewhere to bring you the major upcoming transits of 2026! We have the outer planets shifting, the nodes changing signs, as well as Mercury up to its annual f*ckery. Tune in for all you need to know about the upcoming year!

This week, we’re diving into Jupiter in Capricorn—what it means in your natal chart, how this placement shapes ambition, wisdom, and growth, and why Jupiter’s expansive energy feels so different under Saturn’s structured influence. Of course, we take a few classic detours along the way… including an urgent discussion about impulsively cutting bangs and a mildly morbid debate over whether bones eve...

This week, we’re diving headfirst into The Holiday and breaking down the astrology of all the characters, where we go through each character’s (and each actor’s!) top three and unpack how their personalities line up with their charts. And of course, we couldn’t resist roasting Ethan a little… mostly because if you ask Mimí, his character remains gloriously, spectacularly pointless. Grab your blank...

This week, we’re diving into the Houses of Joy—aka where each planet is living its absolute best life according to Hellenistic Astrology. We break down which houses naturally support each planet’s vibe, why these placements matter, and how they actually show up in real charts. Along the way, we somehow end up discussing what it means to be an exalted sad bitch (looking at you, Mimí), and why Ciera...

December’s astrology forecast is here—and for this month only, we’re releasing our Patreon episode to the public so everyone can get a taste of what our monthly deep dives are all about! We start by recapping November’s events and how they lined up perfectly with the skies: Mimí’s zero-filter era and unapologetic resentments, plus Ciera’s full-on Sagittarius activation sprinkled with a surprisingl...

It's officially Sagittarius season! What better way to kick off this season than with a Jupiter in Sagittarius deep dive?! As Jupiter is the ruler of Sagittarius, this placement is a double dose, extra concentration, of Juptiterian energy. Talk about luck and abundance, those who have Jupiter in Sagittarius are no stranger to large social circles and connections, as well as a tendency to embra...

It's that time of year again...Happy Sagittarius season and Happy Birthday Ciera! As per annual tradition, Ciera and Mimí discuss Ciera's upcoming astrological year by looking at her solar return chart. A solar return chart is a perfect way to get an overview of the upcoming year's themes as well as through which lenses lenses the year will be perceived. It seems that Ciera is in for a...

This week, we’re shedding some light on the Sun through the 12 houses! You may know your Sun sign, but where it lands in your chart can totally change how that energy shows up in your life. We’ve covered the 12 signs before, but this time we’re diving into the houses—because let’s be real, this is where astrology can start to feel a little confusing. Don’t worry though—we’re here to make it clear,...

In this year’s The Stars Made Me Murder episode, Ciera is rejoined by Kailin to discuss the case of one of France’s most chilling crimes: the Dupont de Ligonnès family murders. While we always precise that the stars don’t actually make anyone murder…the family annihilator in this case not only had astrology in mind during this horrendous act, but the astrology of the day these crimes were committe...

This week, join Ciera and Mimí as they ramble about everything from fashion brands’ astrological correspondences to the deep fear of a haunted house. Want to know which one of us loves the other more? You may discover that in this week’s episode as we explore ideal family dynamics. And of course, why would you want to miss a spooky-themed ramble during this time of year? Tune in and giggle with us...

Happy Scorpio season! This week, we dive into the intense and magnetic energy of Jupiter in Scorpio . We explore what it means to have this placement in a natal chart—how it expands through depth, transformation, and an unflinching willingness to face the shadows. Mimí shares her own experience living with Jupiter in Scorpio, and we also take a look at the Dalai Lama’s chart to see how this placem...