STAB! Comedy Theater

the STAB! show

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the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.

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STAB! 036 – Wihwy? 28.07.2015 35:54

Nothing is not unpossible, if you really don’t not put your mind to it. In this episode of STAB! our focus vessel John Ross guides comedy think makers Jon Gamora, Alfonso Portella and Jesse Jones through the investigationing of such things as Lutheran Martyrs, Pamela Anderson, Lexell’s Comet, Missy Elliot, the PG-13 rating, Princess Diana, […]

STAB! 035 – Crack a Window and Sit on a Towel 20.07.2015 36:05

In this breezy, damp episode of STAB!, John Ross points Evan Nyarady, Tyler Kinney, Jesse Jones in the direction of the first Gay Pride march, equal opportunity genital graffiti, Canadia’s Christmas carol sounding national anthem, the sex chambers of merchant marines, Quebec’s Moving Day, self organized estate sales, going to sexy, Grammar Nazi podcasts, several […]

STAB! 034 – I Really Don’t Wanna Do This 13.07.2015

In this highly wanted episode of STAB!, host John Ross gets Joe Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jesse Jones to discuss unfair standardized tests, Berry Manilows, Abington School District vs. Schempp, Desertification and Drought Combat, Orenthal James Simpson, the Statue of Liberty, a trio of NAACPs, Rachel Dolezal’s Google searches, stripper lap dance defying haiku […]

STAB! 033 – Scaring Everybody With Laughter 09.07.2015 32:24

Dr. John Ross DDS assists nurses Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Jesse Jones in administering 20cc’s of Sir Frances Drake’s real letter to his son, real person Harry Patch, pure uncut Guatemalan dads, the confusion of direct same day reincarnation, LMNOPs, lower teen alcohol rate haiku, a trio of angry poems about things that sort of […]

STAB! 032 – Hi Bob 30.06.2015 40:16

In this episode John Ross guides Josh Kinkade, Corinne Nelson and Jesse Jones through discussion of early 90s edutainment software, tromboning baseballist Eddie Edwards and Johnny Carson’s retirement, Pac Manifestos, the many varied ODBs, the Jewtang Clan, Gurls gettin’ it, loud video interruptions, tiny baby Jesus’ imagined top 5 Google searches, a trio of trios […]

STAB! 031 – Trunk Club 23.06.2015 37:02

In this new fangled episode of STAB! John Ross raps with comedy professionals Jordan Gannon, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones about such things as patent attorney Abraham Lincoln’s hand in mass extinction, Sacramento’s own Sasha Grey’s prodigious body of work, the great Chilean Earthquake, Canadian wrestler A1, how old timey baseball lingo sounds vaguely sexual, […]

STAB! 030 – Coffee Chat 03.06.2015 41:37

Listen intently why don’t you (like you’re John Ross his own self), as STAB! guests Johnny Taylor, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones calmly discuss such important topics as Johnny Taylor’s character work, Levi’s jeans, HIV, dish network dishes, Delorean theft, the death of all things R, the top 15 Google searches of Google, underwater hip-hop, […]

STAB! 029 – The Opposite of Irish Music 27.05.2015 47:22

It’s possible you didn’t mean to be here, but you’re here now, and you’re home. Welcome weary traveler. STAB! welcomes you. Tonight, John Ross directs Steven Furey, Danielle Mandella, Jaime Fernandez & Jesse Jones through discussion of French slaves, two left handed feet, Thomas Edison’s Kinetoscope, reasonably priced future Hulu rentals, our fear of accented […]

STAB! 028 – Hazelnut Nuts is What’s Up 19.05.2015

In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones listens intently while guest hosting Alfonso Portella, Evan Nyarady and Ben Rice, who explain the finer points of Annie Oakley, unacceptable conduct in a Buffalo Wild Wings, hunting cloned puppies, the fun of learning, the gods interseeding in the affairs of Northwestern Washington Math Rock, Kelly Clarkson being […]

STAB! 027 – Chatelain 12.05.2015 38:14

Let the lute music fill the halls as John Ross does treat us to the merry makers of the STAB! program. Enjoy the jocularity as Grant Houlton, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones speak on topics ranging far and wide, including World Art Day, Dudu Cearense, ball slosh, the be-bombed Boston Marathon, Emma Watson, tax day, […]

STAB! 026 – Wine in the Corner 05.05.2015 34:57

Coach John Ross leads an all-star squad of Luke Soin, Joe-Joe Louis and Jesse Jones as they discuss such varied topics as: the search for Joey Ramone’s lost Hymen, Abraham Lincoln inspired bath tub ice cream, the perfect Titanic memorial McDonalds meal, Robin Thicke’s divorce, Bozophobia, new self-defense techniques, Hillary Chipotle haiku, kids with ideas, […]

STAB! 025 – Underground Karate Tournament 29.04.2015 37:03

Led by twelve star Admiral General John Ross, the elite fighting force of Chris Emery, Jordan Gannon, Jesse Jones and Corky McDonnell are dishing out justice via stories of Coca-Cola filled fat suit metaphors, the Yuba Sutter Sunday Cycle Social, our lord and savior Jesus Christ, the futility of war and game shows, Walmart style […]

STAB! 024 – Spaghetti For Two 20.04.2015 20:54

How about we start off our STAB! with a little bit of host John Ross, but not too much, a little goes a long way. Then we’ll have some Jaclyn Weiand & Jesse Jones exploring such topics as guys named Harden Cox, mac ‘n cheese rewards, candy themed sexual harassment, right wing porn, Congressional baby […]

STAB! 023 – The Halfkerchief Empire 14.04.2015 36:12

STAB! is a great idea. STAB! has lots of other great ideas within’ it. Listening to STAB! was a great idea that YOU had. Congratulations. Hear as John Morris Ross IV hears Bill Wallis, Edgar Granados, Jesse Jones discuss revisionist cook booking, left turns, Bovine Cantata B Flat Major, the sad passing of a righteous […]

STAB! 022 – Sweeping Up Glass in the Dark 06.04.2015 41:10

Batten down your ears for this slugfest of comedic titans as Luke Soin, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portella & Jesse Jones explore such topics as Fred Rogers’ 399th trimester abortion, Ebony & Ivory on cassingle, the bowling hall of fame in Reno, singin’ the ol’ duet with Josh Groban, spring roll skin, the judgeination of what […]

STAB! 021 – Misogytastic 31.03.2015 34:52

Toss back a hand full of mommy’s little helpers and fill that wine glass to the tippy top, ‘cause STAB!’s got some stories to tell. Keith Lowell Jensen, Jon Gomora, Johnny Taylor, Jesse Jones discuss the first Mardi Gras, Emperor Theodosius II, Polar Bear Day, the hard of hearing, Chelsea Clinton, the 19th Amendment, Liz […]

STAB! 020 – Sharing 23.03.2015 38:30

In this, the twentieth episode of a show called STAB!, Aaron Weaver, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones discuss their un-unique names, the superiority of realness, Karen Carpenter’s facebook page, The Offspring’s weather manipulation powers, Ice Rink Sex, black market organ harvesting, Hanna Barbera animation, the measles’ Google searches, spinning rims, sausage, slowing for the bone […]

STAB! 019 – “A Seventeen Syllable Sentence” or “Haiku Dispute” 16.03.2015 41:44

In this STAB! session, guys named Jesse Fernandez, D.J. Sandhu and Tyler Kinney say at John Ross things about NYC lady smoking, Run DMC, pardoning Canadian draft dodgers, Detlef Schremp, a 4300 kilo coke boat, Christian Dior, Charlie Hebdo’s top Google searches, Oprah’s Ideal Tatas, Rabbit Pope Haiku fury, horrible poems about Nancy Kerrigan, racist […]

STAB! 018 – Self Esteem 09.03.2015 35:10

Which ever creation myth you believe in, STAB! is always mentioned, and always in connection with mentions of cured meats and impure thoughts. In this recently uncovered episode Josh Vigil, Chazz Hawkins and Jesse Jones tell host John Ross all about penile resolutions, Japanese herb festivals, horse glue, Dustin Diamond, Napoleon’s brother, Huell Howser, Cambodian […]

STAB! 017 – Lotrimin 03.03.2015 58:07

Wishes are real, but you only get the one and you just used it on this episode of STAB! so I’m sorry/you’re welcome! In this be-wished edition of STAB!, Ngaio Bellum, Jon Gomora, Luke Soin and Jesse Jones discuss: 1-way streets, Ulysses S. Grant, Ts Madison, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull references, Soap Opera twists […]

STAB! 016 – Best of STAB! Volume 3 – Poetry Robot 23.02.2015 59:34

So much Best, we (apparently) needed three episodes to contain it all! Comedians Johnny Taylor, Jon Gomora, Jordan Gannon and Jesse Jones “Best Of” at host John Ross about Princess Diana, one’s first yoga pants experience, white privilege, the importance of proper context, Tamagotchi, OPP, Ku Klux Knitting, The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and […]

STAB! 015 – Best of STAB! Volume 2 – I Like It Two Fold 20.02.2015 36:32

Didn’t hear all of your favorites in the first part of the Best-Of-Stravaganza?! Well shit man, maybe it’s in this one then. In THIS one, Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones tell John Ross all about North Korean children, Walmart sadness, a $130,000 poem, windshield poetry, drive through self pleasure, Mad Maximizing your vehicle, […]

STAB! 014 – Best of STAB! Volume 1 – I Can Hazmat Suit? 17.02.2015 50:27

It’s our own PERSONAL “Celebration Time”! In honour (the extra “u” is for extra class) of our two year STABiversary, please enjoy the first in our series of “Best of” shows! Ben Rice, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones help celebrate STAB!’s cotton anniversary with host John Ross and their thoughts on corporal punishment, the World […]

STAB! 013 – STAB! Beef! 12.02.2015 38:46

In this irresistible and immovable episode of STAB! host John Ross hosts the hell out of Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason Anderson, and that mean old Jesse Jones, addressing such tender topics as Ozzy Osbourne, Neon, Professional Wrestling triggered reminders of past roommate trauma, Gregor MacGregor, Bob Marley, Xuxa, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Florida […]

STAB! 012 – Forty Stories Below the Washington Monument 09.02.2015 42:49

On the periodic table of comedy elements, John Ross (1. J, 1.003) host of STAB! (5. St, 8.475) and special returning guests, Ben Rice (21. Ri, 42.33), Jordan Gannon (38. Gn, 86.12) and Jesse Jones (103. W, 281.1) make up a non-toxic, gaseous cloud of humor, safe to inhale through the ear lungs and full […]