the STAB! show

In this blunt force episode of the STAB! show, host and big dumb object Jesse Jones invites unwieldy panelists Trip Hazard, Aviva Siegel and Tyler Kinney to share with the ears of unsuspecting listeners their three takes on YACC, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of Heaven, powerful closing arguments defending that fart right […]

In this, the highest, holiest of episodes of the STAB! show, host and smoke bellower, Jesse Jones welcomes prospective pontiffs (PPs) Ryan King, Marco Cabodi and Melony Ford to share with their most devout followers their three different MAPS, pick-up lines to and from a claw game, chopped liver, & a hard boiled noir detective, […]

In this arboreal turgid episode of the STAB! show, your oaken host Jesse Jones welcomes saplings David Coleman, Willie Travis and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NIPSCOs, nine tree wedding anniversary related haiku, their various reviews of things, including a Yelp review of Limbo, a GrubHub review for a restaurant in a Fallout game, […]

In this invasive, yet tantalizing episode of the STAB! Show, your host Jesse Jones asks panelists Rhoda Ramone, Sean Crandall & Joe-Joe Louis to open wide and share with your ear holes their three different FTLOGs, pick-up lines to and from the buffet at the Sizzler, aging, & the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Craigslist ads […]

Hallo an’ welcome to tha STAB! show! It will be a gud listen for yu when host Jesse Jones invitedly welcomes panelists Michelle Petro, Patrick Rogers & Alyssa Cowan to share with your family their three different AMUGs, nine haiku about the end of the NYT’s TV listings, closing arguments in defense of a still […]

In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming […]

In this sticky, fluid caked episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Cory Barringer, Emma Haney and Chris Emery and invites them to share their three takes on MPEG, pick-up lines to and from a cardboard box, roadkill & a nuclear submarine, recipes for how to make a wall street muckety muck, […]

In this heroic, straining episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones invites panelists Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Nick Brunner to share with the entire effin’ world, their three different LOPSODs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Avengers Tower, rundowns of fights featuring A Lager vs. A Stout vs. A Glass of Fetid […]

In this lush, bouncin’ and behavin’ episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Court Hansen, Luke Soin & Alyssa Cowan to share their three different takes on PAM, pick-up lines to and from anxiety, wind & a dump truck full of kittens, the craigslist ads for the year 1918, some mellow ass […]

Hey dirt bags and dirt baguettes! Check out this gunky episode of STAB! where host John Morris Ross IV asks guests Cory Barringer, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones about their three different takes on LATE, nine prostitute hamburger payment haiku, their thoughts on the Mississippi River, small pox, Paris train derailments, iPads, Coca-Cola, & subway […]

In this firm, dimply episode of STAB! From the May STAB!athon fund drive, John Morris Ross IV drives at guests Aviva Siegel, David Coleman and Jesse Jones for their FUNd thoughts about their three different CANCELs, nine Google searches from single people in 2020, their feelings about King Sigismond of Burgundy, Spongebob Squarepants, postage stamps, […]

In this lovely, lumpy episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Melony Ford, Tyler Kinney, Emily Pedersen and Jesse Jones to share their four different VACAYs, twelve haiku about car crash baby delivery, their thoughts on Nicolas Jacques Pelletier, Billy Martin, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the automatic pinsetter, license plates, South African voting […]

In this sure footed episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Ben Feldman, Nick Magavern, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on CU#T, twelve Google searches of the Spanish Flu, their thoughts on the Veronese Easter, IBM, Chelsea Clinton, commercial fishing, the West Fertilizer Explosion, Looney Tunes, John […]

The whole Joe-Joe Has Fun crew returns again through the magic of social distancing as John Morris Ross IV and Jesse Jones (STAB! guys) welcome Joe-Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jeff Brown (Joe-Joe Crew). They don’t rumble, instead, they share their four different COUCHes, twelve Roseanne Covid Conspiracy haiku, their thoughts on China/USA table tennis, […]

In this flappy, boisterous episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guest Benton Harshaw, Willie Travis, and Jesse Jones to share their three takes on DRUNK, nine Google searches from the guy who dances in the background of every news feed, their thoughts on the ACLU, Ted Kaczynski, Mortorolla, Microsoft, Bobby Fisher, Anatoly Karpov, […]

In this difficult but awesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes begrudgingly awesome guests Jaclyn Weiand, Melony Ford, Christiana Dominguez and Jesse Jones to exchange four different HOMEs, twelve weird doll confusion haiku, their thoughts on The Book of Mormon, smoking in Scotland, the Vancouver Millionaires, Heaven’s Gate, Mt. Saint Helens, the Supreme […]

In our first quarantine episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomed Cory Barringer and David Thorne from a distance, and Jesse Jones from less of a distance, to share their three different FUUUCKs, nine Google searches from the United States Government, their thoughts on Maximinus Thrax, Lego Land, the Great Boston Fire, Libby Riddles, […]

In this episode of STAB! with gams whut go all the way down, John Morris Ross IV welcomes leggy guests Michelle Petro, Marco Cabodi, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones to share their four different POLIO, twelve haiku about Sanskrit-less Alabama Yoga, their thought on Uranus, Chilean fruit, Pluto, the NFL’s roaming Cardinals, Mother Teressa’s successor, […]

In this, the number one podcast in all of Zeeland, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Stephen Ferris, Kameron Schmid, Joe-Joe Louis, and Jesse Jones to share their four different BURRITOs, twelve Google searches from the type of person who stopped buying Corona beer because of the Corona Virus, their thoughts on Matt Beck, Susan Birmingham, […]

In this episode of the debatably entertaining STAB! Program, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Christiana Dominguez, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their three different AIDS1N1, nine haiku about Cookie Monster dressed tragedy, Steven Langston’s anniversary haiku, their thoughts on nylon, Angelababy, Dord, the Brady Law, Benedict XVI, & Netherlands Ambassadors, craigslist sales […]

In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts […]

In this fact filled and biologically informative episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Sean Crandall, Nick Magavern and Jesse Jones and invites them to share their three different takes on LOVE, nine haiku about a date turned crime spree, their thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot, James Bond, voting machines, Indian Airlines, […]

In this wacky sounding episode of STAB! boring ol’ Jesse Jones welcomes his much more nonsensically named guests Jason B, Benton Harshaw and Joe-Joe Louis to squeak in their craziest accents about their three different HJs, three limericks about new knees, business pitches for a gastro pub whose ingredients are secretly pet foods, a Mardi […]

In this cruel, weird and ubiquitous world, STAB! exists, and in this EDITION of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes guests Melony Ford, Cory Barringer and Jack Brown to share with the void their three different NSYNCs, pick-up lines to and from a junk drawer, Party City, & ninjas, their picks of winners in fights between the […]

In this knotty and twisted episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes pine scented guests Luke Soin, Buddy Dean and Jesse Jones to share their five different LURKs, nine penis spider bite haiku, their thoughts on AIDS, Krueger Brewing Company, Voyager II, Eskimo Pies, the Royal Rumble, and Ted Bundy, business pitches for an […]