The Sperm Bank Podcast w/ Abhishek Mishra

In this episode, we talk about some extravagant things people do leading up to their marriages and a bit about Tennis. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

It’s that time of the year where we make New Year’s resolutions and only follow them for the first month of the year. So let’s get right into our plans for this brand new 2026. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Just like everyone else, my 2025 was also full of ups and downs. We learned some valuable lessons from this year and we embark upon 2026 with nothing but optimism and willing to put in one hundred percent in whatever we choose to pursue. Let’s have an honest analysis of our 2025 and look forward to making fewer mistakes. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for...

The host recently went to a peaceful town in Victoria by ferry and boy was he surprised when he found out he is not where he intended to be. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

2 gunmen started shooting at some innocent civilians at Bondi beach in Sydney where people from the Jewish community were celebrating their festival of Hanukkah. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

A woman in Brazil gave birth to twins with different biological fathers which is insane if you are one of the biological fathers. Let’s drill down into this outlandish story which is an absolute freak of nature. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

One Nation Party’s Pauline Hanson was suspended from the senate over her burqa stunt after her “ban the burqa” bill was rejected (and this ain’t the first time she has done this). Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Join us in this episode as we talk about Elodie’s fancy job promotion and the new changes they can think about bringing in the nursing occupation and immigration. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

A solo deep dive into what really goes into making a movie - from the chaos behind the camera to the emotional weight of performing intense scenes. Raw, honest, and full of surprising truths. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Home invasions in Melbourne are on the rise, and current measures don’t seem to be working. In this episode, we discuss practical ways to protect ourselves and our communities from these growing threats. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Eleven people were injured in a mass stabbing aboard a London-bound train near Huntingdon, England. Police say it was not terror-related. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Two female cricketers from the Australian Women’s Cricket team were touched inappropriately while walking to a cafe in India by a man on a motorcycle. Let’s get right into it. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Candice Owens is a far-right African-American political commentator and social media influencer who was denied entry into Australia to do her tour on the grounds that she failed the “character test”. Let’s dive right into it. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

I know that your first thought after reading the title is “What could men possibly do wrong?” but I have got news for you. Men are flawed too and sometimes we make mistakes in relationships which will be discussed in this beautiful episode. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

How crazy would it be if we were immortals? In this episode, we take a deep dive into what life would look like if we were immortals.  Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Ever wonder who came up with ‘69’? In this episode, we dive headfirst (pun intended) into the history of the legendary sex position 69 - from its ancient roots in the Kama Sutra and Taoist texts to how the French gave it that cheeky name. We talk about why the number became iconic, swap some hilarious pop culture references, and even debate whether you can still be a virgin if you’ve tried it. Exp...

Two of Australia’s funniest up and coming standup comics have put together a show for the Melbourne Fringe Festival 2025. Book tickets here: https://www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/peaceful-co-existence Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Australia’s most anticipated protest is set to happen on the 31st of August in all major cities across Australia. Let’s dive into what it’s about and what to expect on the day of the march. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Don’t you hate it when you lend money to someone and they refuse to pay it back on time? Well, I am the guy who refuses to pay it back in time. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The host of the podcast went to a jewellery shop to get something for a special woman in his life. Buying jewellery as a man is one of the most difficult things in the whole world. That’s why we share our experience to make it easier for others. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

We are currently in Koh Samui aka paradise during peak Melbourne winter which is one of the best escapes in the whole world. Tune into this episode and find out about some of the cool places you can visit as well if you ever holiday in Koh Samui or Koh Phangan. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Recently, the host of the Sperm Bank podcast had to take a bus replacement and the wildest thing happened. Completely not made up. Check it out. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

Joining me in this special edition of the Sperm Bank podcast is 2 of Melbourne’s most renowned standup comics. Andrew Moore and Alessio Carducci. This episode is nothing short of a Chudai. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

The Australian Government recently revoked Kanye West’s visa for no legit reason. Made up words like anti-semitism and bigotry were being thrown around. All of these immigration officers will have to answer for their crimes when Jesus will demand a justification for such irrational behaviour.  Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!

People are offended because of jokes. I cannot think of a time this has happened in the past. It is an important skill to ignore the trolls online and not let it affect you. Special thanks to Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown (@stupidfuckthesillyclown) for our awesome theme song!