The Sooper Podcast!

YES it is here!! The Sooperpodcast where we discuss why we’re dumb!! We finally connect the dots after a decade of podcasting and more than 462 podcasts!! It’s very exciting. Also we talk about Matt’s new job and Jess’s ma’am life crisis and whether short people are creepy. Also we find out one of the co-hosts is a tiny person hoarding tiny notebooks. ALSO we talk about nursing home disasters. Not...

THIS WEEK it’s just el Sooper and el MATT!! We do everything we can to avoid talking about politics but eventually we ride the slippery slope into it all! We talk Soosicalls, the horror movie musicals, the time that Gallagher was a big jerk to Carrot Top, Elon Musk saving the Tweepublic, and why el Sooper is very very much against paying off student loans. ALSO el Sooper soopsplains the Great Resi...

Hello everyone it’s the new sooperpodcast and we have a MATT and we have Jess, but we barely have a Soopermexican!! That’s because I had to call in from my iPhone and I sound terrible. I’m very very sorry. if you can bear to listen, we talk about the dems shooting themselves in the foot and how wonderful it all is, and also a little bit on Jan. 6 and also on the Florida parental rights law and why...

THIS WEEK we have the one and only Jess and only Jess!! We talk about some politics but mostly how Jess is perilously heading towards being an empty nester and how sharks tried to eat el Sooper whilst he vacationed at Newport Harbour. Also is there anyone who knows anything about industrial design?! Then we talk about the state of the Republican party and also el Sooper says he is not against dogs...

THIS WEEK we are unable to get that very short lady to join us, so it's an ALL MATT podcast for all of you big matt fans!! We barely talk any politics, it's mostly pharma stories, playing G.I. Joes, Hershey's bars, and all the horrible satanic things girls do in middle school. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany with an I, and why social media made us hate Putin and love Zelensky!! Then el Sooper yells a whole and curses, which is what so many of you love!! He yells about conspiracy theories and th...

THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn’t talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3 or 4 or whatever war we’re on, and then we read some funny tweets and then we tell you our favorite streaming television show picks! WOW!! Also Jess talks about all the dead woodland animals t...

THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he’s bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then never came back! WOW! He tells us about his new job and also how he laces his paintings with fentanyl! Actually I guess I make that accusation and he never really denies or confirms it. WOW! Also Jess is there...

THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores’ racist lawsuit against the NFL!! Also there is a Georgia dumpster fire update, we talk some Stacey Abrams ridiculousness, then there are pity retweets, chimney peppers...

THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with the lovely and gracious Dana Perino!! ALSO he thrills the listeners with his attendance at the legendary Patriots Bills game! And the pivotal Jets Bills game!! And the crushi...

THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything you ever wanted in a mexican conservative year end show!! Also I am not a Jewish lawyer from Burbank pretending to be Mexican, I promise!! Happy New Year!!! 

THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas and how tamales are incredible and why we both suck at the sooper fantasy football league! Wow!! THEN we talk about the Si-D-Si and whether they are hypocritical and corrupt and tryin...

THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get me to explain the mystery of the Patriot Front. I fail at that. Then I go deep on the transphobic murder crime conspiracy of Sabrina Prater and her hint-droppin’ TikTok dance videos!! WOW!!...

THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess’s friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it’s been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween! That’s not almonds, and it’s not the vid!!  Then we have some rank punditry, insofar as that is possible, also we talk about the cracker barrel video and also we talk about milk eliti...

THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply chain issues. THEN el sooper definitely forgets to...

THIS WEEK the candied yam ma’am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California’s new law banning gas-powered equipment and the illegal alien uprising against it! Then el Sooper gives advice about what candy to give out at Halloween, it’s horrible, also we talk some transgender...

THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!! Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a contro...

THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there’s the stripper girl powerpoint and t...

Hello, it's me the SMOTUS just updating you all on where we are on when you can expect a new sooperpodcast. WOW!! If Jess doesn't come back soon, I will start recording solo podcast and ain't nobody wants that.

This week on the somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge we go over ALL of the Gaetz Shenanigans, including the Tucker Carlson interview and underage girls and having dinner with women and the FBI and extortion. We are so uberplussed!! And boy is it terse. Also we talk about pillow immunity and then I whine about dum peeple on Twitter and how stupid it makes our brainmeats!! Yes, again. Then w...

It's Sooperpodcast 430 from our old numbering system!! THIS WEEK on the annual sooperpodcast we talk about the great big news everyone is talking about! YES, the Piggly Wiggly story!! And is Aldi’s just a trash version of Sprouts?! We discuss at nauseating length!! El Sooper talks about the nonagenarian who scammed him this week, and also the cat turd grifter with a short memory! We also discuss C...

THIS WEEK on the smutty semantic satiation podcast we have a Jessica and there is still no MATT! Sorry matt fans. We do have an update on almond choking and the clock is unfortunately reset on choking incidents. ALSO we discuss why people love conspiracy theories! My favorite subject!! Also sooper gives you tips on happiness wow!! Jess gets all teary eyed about something but el Sooper was not list...

Hello everybody unfortunately we could not record for the New Year's Eve because Jess is out boozing it up somewhere and we can't find Matt. So you're stuck with me. Sorry!! Anyway, also there's a very sad flashback. Enjoy! Happy NEW YEAR'S!!!

THIS WEEK, wow so much happened after we stopped recording, and we didn't touch ANY OF IT. Instead, we talked about sentences with periods, and we had a MATT and we had one tiny little JESS, and we talked about what you can fit in your rectum, the whole thing with that lady that done gonna be on the SCOTUS, a little bit of ooooh chita, and then I make them denounce things because that’s what we do...

THIS WEEK we have only a MATT and no Jess!! We have an intellectual decision about the bosoms of various major brand mascots, how to get some plozzma doing, and how to get to the PAPPIZE!! And curiously, Matt actually guesses my new game show before I even mention it. WOW!! You must listen now!!