The Sooper Podcast!

 THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we don’t have a MATT!! We talk about rawdogging our interactions and feelings and emotions! Wow! ALSO let’s talk about the guy who pretended to be the hoax shooter! A double hoax!! ALSO all of the right wing and left wing hoaxes. AND there was a cop and he did a thing and now everyone hates him. And the Trump shooting, of course.  You have to listen right now. DO IT!!...

THIS WEEK we have returned for the Summer! We have Jessica and we have no Matt, sorry Matt fans, he doesn’t love you and doesn’t care for you. WE get to talk 911 no more in Massachusetts, Skype gets annoying with artificial intelligence, and the abortion in Hungary thread!! ALSO we diagnose ALL of the mental problems and addictions in South Korea, el Sooper gets conspiratorial about Gavin Newsom a...

IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple decks, if you're into that sort of thing!! Football...

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she’s durn helping her friends move instead!! Go liste...

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter  and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there’s an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference between the Mayan calendar and the Aztec calendar!!...

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we’re getting served also we make fun...

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being complete...

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a big unfunny jerk. ALSO we talk about how Elon Mus...

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there’s a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence. And also some Huckabeez honor code versus law an...

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!! 

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!! 

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how Trump called him a groomer! ALSO Little Peter Boo...

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens someone smells my toots on the mastadon!! ALso some p...

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there it is. 

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in North Carolina and also el SOoper explains why Eng...

Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Bucks, hashtag TCOT, the trouble with Elon Musk and f...

  Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing the bluechecks to pay him money! ALSO how he un...

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He says something probably racist about immigrants a...

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick thing is dumb and also why a lot of other things ar...

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic book nerds. It's great, GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW. 

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has Twitter actually gotten worse?!? Let's all find o...

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It’s a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-X for the millennial snowflakes!! WOWW!! You go, y...

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful science and medicine was in the 1700s, hooray!! I...

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the temperature. Also he figures out he’s been off for d...

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there’s a vocal fry university of podcasting primer and we talk about the Georg...