The Snake's Paw

Can any mortal mind withstand the horror of the impossibly foreign life forms that wait in the vast darkness beyond? We have some ideas . . . and let's just say those ideas are a bit FUZZY. Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and...

In celebration of the upcoming revival of Dexter, we ask ourselves: what if the lovably naive child star of a 24/7 live-feed reality show grew up to be a serial killer? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier. Basic...

Welcome aboard the Starship Mudskipper, a sci-fi comedy adventure set somewhere in the cold, cruel, distant future. This compilation brings together the entire second season (Episodes 5-8) of the ridiculous, heartfelt, and hilariously chaotic journey of a crew uniquely unqualified to solve the kinds of galaxy-wide catastrophes that they themselves keep accidentally triggering. Whether you're a fir...

After accidentally erasing 97% of existence, the crews of the Starship Mudskipper and the Empire Mothership all head to the only place left: the center of the universe. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Check out Snake's Paw gear at our Spreadshop: https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/ Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris,...

In most Basic Pitches, we take a story idea and drive the stakes up to ridiculous heights. Today, we take the opposite approach and ask ourselves: what would the Saw franchise look like as a children's television program? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw

Remember those sharks in tornadoes? Why didn't they ever fight other weather-borne apex predators? And what could we do to make their battle . . . scientific? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw

Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Here's an excerpt from the audiobook, narrated by Andrew, available through Audible. The excerpt includes the first fifteen minutes of the audiobook, which take place at a costume party at the narrator's house. If you'd like to read more, you can find the different versions of the book with these links: Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

In a weirder than usual episode, the crew react to a reaction video. Creep Cast episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJp0LeG3FZM Like what you see here? Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Hate what you see here? Support the alien bounty hunters trying to catch us at: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw The thing Jack was talking about can be found here: https://www.gass...

Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Andrew, Jack, and Matthew discuss the book in detail and offer some insight into what it's about. Topics discussed include: our wild house parties of yesteryear that inspired the opening scene, the fact that the "Prelude" takes of 76% of the book, the difficulties of self-publishing, transgressive amateur strip clubs, how our personal experie...

The Snake's Paw crew gets invited to pitch a movie idea at an undersea VR conference . . . and in no time, the ocean (and outer space) are infested with voodoo-cursed CGI sharks who just want to sing. Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw

Fresh off a new series (Medium - go check it out!) and in a room together for the first time in many months, your hosts talk about writing, how to fit it with the rest of life, and what it’s like to accidentally write something topical.

Have you lost someone close to you? At Medium, rebuild the bonds you thought were forever broken. You're only one phone call away from the other side. After the death of her husband, Marissa hears about a new app called Medium. If she could just hear his voice one more time. . . The complete three part series, all in one place! Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Writte...

If you've reconnected with a loved one using Medium, remember that you can share that wonderful experience with many others. Reach out to other loved ones here at Medium, and invite your friends and family to join the app. Together, you can build a community that can rebuild everything you thought you had lost. The final part of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.c...

Here at Medium, we help to connect you with those you thought you had lost forever. Catch up with them, reminisce, play games, and - coming soon! - gaze into their eyes with our new video chat. Don't forget, if you share your referral link with someone who has tragically lost a loved one, you will get free credits added to your account! Part Two of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko...

Have you lost someone close to you? Need to hear their voice and talk to them just one more time? At Medium, rebuild the bonds you thought were forever broken. You're only one phone call away from the other side. Allow Medium to access your phone? Part One of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Written by Matthew Morris Featuring the voices of Jack...

After surviving a gladiatorial death brawl and getting crowned Emperor of the Galaxy, Guy can finally get down to searching for the Mudskipper and the terrible invention his father left on board. Meanwhile, the Mudskipper's crew are adrift in space, and they're willing to do whatever it takes to get moving again. Enjoy what critics are calling "the most scientifically questionable episode yet" and...

Some notes on what to expect over the coming few months.

You've heard of dogs that play basketball, but have you heard of ______s that play _______? The team tries out a new approach to Basic Pitching and wins new rights for all kinds of animals on the way. Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw

Can you say Googa Argleblargle Protophotoscope flow three times fast? Just a quick something extra that might give you a giggle.

Guy, Barry, and Thunderclops are brought onto the empire mothership for interrogation while the emperor's underlings prepare a gladiatorial death match for his entertainment. Surely these two seemingly unrelated incidents won't coincide in some way! Support us by donation at Ko-fi! Check out Snake's Paw gear at our Spreadshop! Written by Matthew Morris and Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of And...

Aline and her crew do their best to repair the Starship Mudskipper while Guy, Barry, and Thunderclops are dragged helplessly across the galaxy on an Imperial starship. But they need to get back, because the Mudskipper getting fixed is the worst thing that could possibly happen. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew F...

When a boy hears he won't get any toys from Santa on Christmas, he decides to take matters into his own hands and sets off on a Grimm journey to the North Pole. <br><br>Written and narrated by Andrew Farrier <br><br>Support us by donation at https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw <br><br> Your home for fine Snake's Paw goods: https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/all

The good news: we wrote a new season of Starship Mudskipper. The bad news: we got a little carried away.

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Not another Thanksgiving movie about nostalgia for your hometown starvation/gluttony ritual!<br><br>Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw