The Sloppy Boys

The guys discover an unlikely, festive twist on an old favorite. CRANBERRY MARGARITA RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Cranberry Juice (unsweetened) 1.5oz/45ml Tequila (blanco or reposado) 1oz/30ml Cointreau .5oz/15ml Lime Juice 5oz/15ml Simple Syrup Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into an ice-filled margarita glass rimmed with salt. Garnish with cranberries and a rose...

The guys celebrate Thanksgiving with an Old Fashioned variant hailing from the supper clubs of Wisconsin. BRANDY OLD FASHIONED SWEET RECIPE 2oz/60ml brandy 3 dashes Angostura bitters 2 orange slices 2 brandied or maraschino cheries 1 sugar cube 7up, Sprite or club soda, chilled, to top Add bitters, orange slices, cherries and sugar cube to an Old Fashioned glass and muddle to combine. Add ice to f...

The guys stir up an "unforgettable" from New Orleans' French Quarter. VIEUX CARRÉ RECIPE 1oz/30ml Rye Whiskey 1oz/30ml Cognac 1oz/30ml Sweet Vermouth 1 bar spoon Bénédictine 2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with orange zest and maraschino cherry. Recipe via the International Bartenders Asso...

The guys convene at Mitch Manor for their most formidable challenge yet! THE LINEUP 1 pint Guinness 1 shot Jagermeister 1 Jager Bomb (with Red Bull) 1 can Bud Light Prepare all drinks and set them in a line. Finish quickly. Recipe via Mike Mitchell WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on: Apple Music Spotify Youtube TO...

The guys get back on track with a nice sour sipper. LEMON DROP MARTINI RECIPE 1oz/30ml Vodka Citron .66oz/20ml Triple Sec .5oz/15ml Lemon Juice Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker, shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass. Garnish with sugar rim around the glass. Recipe via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/) WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP...

The guys make one of Hemingway's more questionable concoctions, combining absinthe and champagne. DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Absinthe 4oz/120ml Champagne Pour one jigger of absinthe into a champagne glass. Add iced champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly. Recipe via Ernest Hemingway WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the we...

The guys shake up a divisive drink named after a 1922 bullfighting movie. BLOOD AND SAND RECIPE .75oz/22ml Scotch .75oz/22ml Heering Cherry Liqueur .75oz/22ml Sweet Vermouth .75oz/22ml Orange Juice Add ingredients into a shaker with ice and shake until well chilled. Strain into chilled coupe or cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange peel. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SH...

A British berry brings unique flavor to this Collins-esque fizz. SLOE GIN FIZZ RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Sloe Gin 1oz/30ml Lemon Juice .75oz/22ml Simple Syrup top off with Club Soda Add sloe gin, lemon juice and simple syrup into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake. Strain into a highball or Collins glass filled with ice. Top up with soda. Garnish with lemon wedge and cherry. Recipe via Liquor.com...

The guys make an Old Fashioned-esque drink starring their favorite Italian digestif. TORONTO RECIPE 2oz/60ml Canadian Rye Whiskey .25oz/7ml Fernet-Branca .25oz/7ml Simple Syrup 2 dashes Angostura Bitters Add ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled couple glass and garnish with an orange twist. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patr...

The guys make another one of Harry Craddock's banger bevs, first appearing in his 1930's tome The Savoy Cocktail Book .  PARADISE RECIPE 1oz/30ml Gin .66oz/20ml Apricot Brandy .5oz/15ml Orange Juice Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker, shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.  Recipe via the International Bartenders Association ( https://www.iba-world.com/) WAN...

The guys shake up a colorful classic created by Hugo Ensslin at the Hotel Wallick in New York City. AVIATION RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Gin .5oz/15ml Maraschino Luxardo .5oz/15ml Lemon Juice 1 bar spoon Creme de Violette Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with maraschino cherry. Recipe via the International Bartenders Associa...

The guys celebrate their 100th episode with a famous favorite, the quintessential cocktail of the Roaring Twenties. DRY MARTINI RECIPE 2oz/60ml Gin 10z/30ml Dry Vermouth Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into chilled martini cocktail glass. Squeeze oil from lemon peel onto the drink, or garnish with green olives if requested. Recipe via the International Ba...

The guys combine discordant ingredients for a college-y concoction. ALABAMA SLAMMER 1oz/30ml Southern Comfort 1oz/30ml Sloe Gin 1oz/30ml Amaretto Liqueur 2oz/60ml Orange Juice Add ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Shake until well-chilled. Strain into a highball glass over fresh ice. Or, if serving as a shot, divide among shot glasses. Garnish with orange wedge. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT...

The guys try a Chi-town sour that isn't afraid to pop a little mint in there. SOUTHSIDE RECIPE 2oz/60ml London Dry Gin 1oz/30ml Lemon Juice .5oz/15ml Simple Syrup 5-6 Mint Leaves a few drops Egg White (optional) Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Shake well with ice. Double strain into a chilled cocktail glass. If egg is used, shake vigorously. Garnish with mint sprigs. Recipe via the In...

Deep in the dog days of summer, the guys do some self-reflecting with the help of another Kalpakis original. SOUTHERN SIPPER RECIPE 2oz/60ml Bourbon 1oz/30ml Peach Schnapps 1 fat dash Peychaud's Bitters Pour ingredients into an Old Fashioned glass full of ice. Stir until melty. Enjoy alone in the dark. Recipe via Tim Kalpakis WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys...

The guys get their asses kicked by an oft-requested concoction. SIDEWALK SLAMMER RECIPE 40oz bottle of Malt Liquor 23.5oz can of Four Loko Drink or dump half the contents of a 40oz malt liquor bottle. Add an entire Four Loko into the bottle. Gently move the bottle side to side to mix. Enjoy in the bottle. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to Th...

The guys make one very similar to last week's. BAY BREEZE RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Vodka 3oz/90ml Cranberry Juice 1.5oz/45ml Pineapple Juice Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Stir briefly to combine and garnish with a lime wheel. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on: Apple Mus...

The guys kick back with a summery splasher. SEA BREEZE RECIPE 1.33oz/40ml Vodka 4oz/120ml Cranberry Juice 1oz/30ml Grapefruit Juice Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange zest and cherry. Recipe via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/) WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to...

The guys check up on a pioneering wine cooler and find them in the midst of a clumsy relaunch. Available in select stores: https://www.bartlesandjaymes.com/where-to-buy.html WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on: Apple Music Spotify Youtube TOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at: Linktree T H E   S L O P P Y   B O...

The guys stir up a classic riff on the Manhattan. MONTE CARLO RECIPE 2oz/60ml Rye Whiskey .5oz/15ml Benedictine 1 dash Angostura Bitters Add ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir for about 30 seconds until well-chilled. Strain into a chilled rocks glass over a large ice cube. Garnish with lemon zest. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Slo...

The guys recount the Cinderella story of a nearly forgotten Prohibition-era cocktail, reborn in Seattle and now regarded as a drink of great influence. LAST WORD RECIPE .75oz/22.5ml Gin .75oz/22.5ml Green Chartreuse .75oz/22.5ml Maraschino Liqueur .75oz/22.5ml Lime Juice Add all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Recipe via the Internationa...

The guys try a bourbon-champagne cocktail once believed to be the “forgotten” house cocktail of an historic hotel. SEELBACH RECIPE 1oz/30ml Old Forester Bourbon .5oz/30ml Triple Sec 7 dashes Angostura Bitters 7 dashes Peychaud’s Bitters 5oz/150ml Korbel Brut Combine bourbon, triple sec and bitters in a champagne flute and stir briefly. Pour in champagne. Twist an orange peel and rub rim on the flu...

The guys make a simple fiesta refresher and drink it right out of the bottle. RANCH WATER RECIPE 12oz bottle of Topo Chico 1.5oz/45ml Tequila Blanco .5oz/15ml Lime Juice Open the bottle and drink down part of the neck. Add tequila and lime juice into the bottle. Mix lightly. Enjoy in the bottle or pour out into your favorite cocktail glass. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at:...

The guys venture out to the mall, each allotted twenty dollars on the The Sloppy Boys LLC card. Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode from our weekly Patreon bonus podcast, The Sloppy Boys Blowout! www.patreon.com/thesloppyboys WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on: Apple Music Spotify Youtube TOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at...

The guys make an infamous blue beverage-- a variation of the Long Island Iced Tea. ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER RECIPE .5oz/15ml Tequila .5oz/15ml Vodka .5oz/15ml White Rum .5oz/15ml Rum .5oz/15ml Blue Curaçao 2oz/60ml Sweet & Sour Mix top up with Sprite or 7Up Add all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon wedge and cherry. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon...