The Sloppy Boys

The guys enter Dutts' test kitchen for a spooky experiment featuring "the molasses of the sea." BLACK LAGOON RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Whiskey .75/22ml Lemon Juice .3oz/10ml Eel Sauce Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a cocktail glass. Recipe via Dutts WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit son...

The guys exhume an ancient whiskey cocktail that first appeared in the 1916 printing of “Recipes for Mixed Drinks” by Hugo R. Ensslin. TIPPERARY RECIPE 1.7oz/50ml Irish Whiskey .85oz/25ml Sweet Red Vermouth .5oz/15ml Green Chartreuse 2 dashes Angostura Bitters Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into chilled martini cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slic...

Three Wise Men for Three Wise Guys on the pod's three year anniversary. Honestly, it's a just a huge coincidence. THREE WISE MEN SHOT RECIPE 1/2 ounce Johnnie Walker Scotch Whisky 1/2 ounce​ Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey 1/2 ounce​ Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey Gather the ingredients. Pour into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake well. Strain into a shot glass and....well, you know the rest ;...

The guys mix up a classic sour with a Big Apple twist. And by Big Apple, I mean red wine. And by twist, I mean poured on top. Plus the return of a certain delightful segment! NEW YORK SOUR RECIPE 60 ml Rye Whiskey or Bourbon 22.5 ml Simple syrup 30 ml Fresh lemon juice Few Drops of Egg White 15 ml Red wine (Shiraz or Malbec) Pour all ingredients into the shaker. Shake vigorously with ice. Strain i...

The guys splice a Trinidad Sour with a Piña Colada-- is it a tasteful hybrid or a disgusting abomination? ANGOSTURA COLADA 1.5oz/45ml Angostura Bitters .5oz/15ml Overproof Rum (preferably Smith & Cross) 2oz/60ml Pineapple Juice 1oz/30ml Lime Juice 1.5oz/45ml Cream of Coconut (such as Coco Lopez) Add ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake until well chilled and strain into a large snift...

The guys fetch the eggs for a frothy cocktail first appearing in Jerry Thomas' 1862 The Bartender's Guide: How to Mix Drinks; A Bon Vivant's Companion. PORTO FLIP RECIPE .5oz/15ml Brandy 1.5oz/45ml Red Tawny Port Wine .33oz/10ml Egg Yolk Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Sprinkle with fresh ground nutmeg. Recipe via the Inter...

The guys make a popular twist on the Piña Colada, created in the '70s at the Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin Islands. PAINKILLER RECIPE 2oz/60ml Pusser’s Rum 4oz/120ml Pineapple Juice 1oz/30ml Orange Juice 1oz/30ml Cream of Coconut Add ingredients into a shaker with cubed ice and shake vigorously but briefly to combine. Strain into a hurricane glass or snifter over crushed ice. Garnish with...

The guys make a peculiar Italian-tiki hybrid created by cruise liner bartender Benito Cuppari in the late 1950s. Named after his friend's famous beach club (NOT the scary fish), the Barracuda went on to be served at Trader Vic's in both London and New York in the '70s. BARRACUDA RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Gold Rum .5oz/15ml Galliano 2oz/60ml Fresh Pineapple Juice 1 dash Lime Juice Top up with Prosecco Pour...

The guys try the other famous Mai Tai recipe from Trader Vic's tiki nemesis, "American adventurer" Donn Beach (born Ernest Raymond Gantt.) Celebrity podcaster Mike Mitchell also drops in. MAI TAI RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Dark Jamaican Rum  1oz/30ml Gold Cuban Rum 1oz/30ml Grapefruit Juice .5oz/15ml Cointreau .75/22ml Lime Juice .25oz/7ml Falernum 6 drops Pernod 1 dash Angostura Add all ingredients i...

The guys encounter a titan of tiki culture, invented by Victor J. Bergeron in 1944 at his Oakland, California restaurant, Trader Vic's. Plus, big news as The Slops are headed to the big screen! MAI TAI RECIPE 1oz/30 ml Amber Jamaican Rum 1oz/30 ml Martinique Molasses Rhum* .5oz/15 ml Orange Curacao .5oz/15 ml Orgeat Syrup (Almond) 1oz/30 ml Fresh Lime Juice .25oz/7.5 ml Simple Syrup Add all ingred...

The guys make a fruity, fizzy refresher from Jalisco, Mexico traditionally served in a little clay cup. CANTARIO RECIPE 2oz/60ml Tequila 2oz/60ml Orange Juice 1oz/30ml Grapefruit Juice .75oz/22ml Lime Juice Dash of Grapefruit Soda Pinch of Salt Combine ingredients (except grapefruit soda) in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Pour into clay mug or highball glass. Top up with grapefruit soda. Ga...

Enjoy this [UNLOCKED] episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout, our weekly bonus episode available to Patreon subscribers. This special episode was recorded on April 20, 2022 during the making of the guys' fourth album,  Sonic Ranch , featuring a guest appearance from producer Money Mark. A *video version* of this episode is available to all at  youtube.com/thesloppyboys Visit patreon.com/thes...

The guys try that thing where you cut a hole in a watermelon and stick a bottle of vodka in there. SPIKED WATERMELON RECIPE: Inject or insert one pint bottle (375ml) of vodka into a whole watermelon. Allow melon to rest refrigerated for 24 hours before serving. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on: Apple Music Spoti...

To celebrate the release of their new album Sonic Ranch, the guys look back their time spent in Texas with a whiskey crafted and distilled from 100% Mexican Cacahuazintle corn.                 Abasolo is available at select retailers. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LIST...

The guys cover the coldest drink they can fathom-- at the behest of the mysterious Freezester! STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Rum 1oz/30ml Simple Syrup .75oz/22ml Lime Juice 4-5 Large Strawberries 1 cup Ice Combine ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into hurricane glass or wine glass. Garnish with edible orchid (optional). Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP? Check out:...

The guys open up the test kitchen in this very special episode, plus learn a lot of awesome facts about not only Grimace, but the entire McDonaldland cast. GRIMACE PISS RECIPE 1.5oz/45ml Vodka 1oz Creme de Cassis (or similar purple berry liqueur) Top up with Mountain Dew Recipe via Mike Hanford WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webstore at: The Sloppy Boys Website LISTEN to The Sloppy Bo...

The guys take on a mysterious drink from a viral tweet! JOHNNY'S DREAM RECIPE "2 parts" Silver Tequila (we did 2 oz) "1 part" Aperol (we did 1oz) .5oz/15ml Lime Juice 4-5 drops Orange Bitters 1 squeeze Orange Juice Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Serve up with an orange twist. Recipe via Twitter WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the webs...

The guys try another summery sparkler, a popular variant made with St. Germain elderflower liqueur. HUGO SPRITZ RECIPE 4oz/120ml Prosecco .5oz/15ml St. Germain 1oz/30ml Club Soda 1 sprig Mint St. Germain and mint sprig into wine glass. Muddle gently and let sit for 3 minutes. Add ice, Prosecco and soda and stir gently. Garnish with a mint sprig and lemon wheel. Recipe via Liquor.com WANT MORE SLOP...

The guys make a '50s classic hailing from the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida. RUM RUNNER RECIPE 1oz/30ml Light Rum 1oz/30ml Navy-Strength Rum 1oz/30ml Banana Liqueur .5oz/15ml Blackberry Liqueur 2oz/60ml Pineapple Juice 1oz/30ml Lime Juice .5oz/15ml Grenadine Add ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice. Garnish with skewered brandie...

The guys investigate whispers of a new summer drink craze... but can those vinegary cukes make the jump from your sandwich to your cocktail glass? PICKLE MARTINI RECIPE 2oz/60ml Vodka 1oz/30ml Pickle Juice Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. For best results, experiment with different pickle juices. WANT MORE SLOP? Check out: Patreon SHOP the we...

The guys make the new, viral drink from Taylor Swift's Eras Tour using a recipe listed in Cosmo that calls for way too much gin. LAVENDER HAZE LEMONADE RECIPE 5oz/150ml Empress 1908 Gin (we think they meant 1.5oz) 1.5oz/45ml Falernum Liqueur 1.5oz/45ml Lemon Juice 3 dashes Rhubarb Bitters Elderflower Tonic to top Add gin, falernum and lemon juice into a shaker. Add bitters and a handful of ice. Sh...

The guys make a popular margarita variant from Tommy's in San Francisco-- the first venue-specific cocktail to be added to the IBA list. TOMMY'S MARGARITA RECIPE 2oz/60 ml Tequila Reposado 100% Agave 1oz/30 ml Fresh Lime Juice 1oz/30 ml Agave Syrup Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker, shake well with ice, strain into a chilled rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with a lime slice. Recipe...

The guys batch up a Dionysian crowdpleaser in celebration of their new single, Gardens of Gomorrah, available now! SANGRIA RECIPE 1 bottle Dry Red Wine 1/2 cup Orange Juice 1/2 cup Brandy 1 Orange, cut into wedges 1 Lemon, cut into wedges 1 Apple, cored and diced 2 tbsp Sugar In a large pitcher, muddle sugar and fruit for 30 seconds. Add brandy and orange juice and muddle again. Add wine and stir...

The guys make an earthy sour using Pisco-- a distilled, fermented grape juice claimed by both Peru and Chile as their national liquor. Plus, Dutts goes solo as a pop singer. PISCO SOUR RECIPE 2oz/60ml Pisco 1oz/30ml Lemon Juice .66oz/20ml Simple Syrup 1 egg white Add all ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled goblet glass. Garnish with a few dashes of Amargo bitters. R...

This episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout has been [EMERGENCY INSTANT UNLOCKED] due to changing circumstances within the band. Mike and Tim confront Jeff about his resigning as The Sloppy Boys' drummer, then they discuss their favorite band names and crown the very best! Visit patreon.com/thesloppyboys to gain access to The Sloppy Boys Blowout, Questions for Lennon, our Discord, and more! WANT MORE...