The Slade and Mayson Show

Destroy a country and rebuild it. Vietnam Only men start wars The human man is a weird Beast Kamala Harris It's all an experiment. https://news.yahoo.com/1b-mega-millions-prize-3rd-042706204.html Using $1,200 of a Town's coffers to buy lottery tickets on the outside chance that you might get a few million dollars to rebuild a bridge. People who have left messages for the public warning them of dis...

Playing the lottery does not increase your chances to win. A house for 350 million dollars. Winning the lottery will not increase the happiness in your life. WABC radio during the 1970s offered $25,000 if they caught you wearing one of their WABC buttons. Always use someone else's money to buy big things. Bit coin Yeah, no, not yeat thank you: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/15/uk-man-makes-last-ditc...

What a greedy Little Country we live in. Woman sues Walmart for riding a tricycle Fellow steals stuff from Buckingham Palace World's most expensive ring weighs 6 oz Girlfriend of bomber from Nashville wants $300,000 reward for turning in her boyfriend. New Samsung television set only $156,000! pick up three! comes with a solar powered remote. 120” projector with screen for under $100 Tommy Lasorda...

Pat Paterson Brodie Lee Dawn Wells Fantasy Island JD Slade 65 Cataracts Burger King Dollar meals Pot Makes me stable $600 SPENT! Charley Pride When did we start the Slade Mayson show, 2013 Mick Jagger Keith Richards Paul Harvey Old man voice Keeping your head around after you die Larry King Ed Asner Disgusting foods that explain why we are the fattest nation in the world -Oyster casserole -Creamed...

Porch Pirate. Bagel is nothing more than 7 slices of bread wrapped up into a doughnut shaped food source. Wisc is going to eat a raw onion and rye ground beef sandwich on Christmas Eve. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/raw-meat-sandwich-tradition-called-potentially-deadly-experts-health-officials-bad-idea-201327778.html https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-thro...

Larry King and divorce Quitting smoking Smoking marijuana Coffee stains and problems drinking coffee Brexit Toilet paper shortage Facebook rant Charley Pride just passed away from covid 19 San Francisco bans smoking inside apartments; pot smoking OK https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/crime/amp/Zodiac-340-cypher-cracked-by-code-expert-51-years-15794943.php Islands the Solomon islands...

Where is all this money coming from? #BlackFriday #StimulusPackage Why are people buying 8K TV’s if 5K is barely out? Selling PlayStation 5 on ebay as PNG image only. #GrandTheftAuto Man's Wife Makes Him Sell His PlayStation 5 After Realizing It Wasn't an Air Purifier https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mans-wife-makes-him-sell-024353167.html New Can’s Roof repair gutters X-mas Today is National P...

We are too much.  We have too much food. Xmas trees are almost gone Xmas shopping Encyclopedia Carmine's Christmas album Fattest nation in the world: -Applebee's is celebrating the holidays with reindeer punch. The $5 drink contains Smirnoff vodka cranberry juice sweet and sour cherry. -Cinnamon Toast Crunch churro cereal and hit store shelves at Walmart. -Duncan is going to sell their iced c...

JD's rant is why I hate Thanksgiving Diet plans arriving right after Thanksgiving Push for gym memberships right after Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Day Parade WPIX Channel 11 New York City Black Friday Cabbage Patch dolls Princess Diary Number 2 The hassle of being a Karen or a Kyle Canned foods Canned sandwiches Canned brown bread Canned chicken in a can Pollution National cranberry sauce day Why we...

Rain:  Leak in ceiling Basement flooding Liquor shortage Corona Beer shortage Dan Mayson Award: 14 children number all boys 15 is on the way ...a girl https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/08/us/family-with-14-sons-welcomes-daughter-trnd/index.html Thanksgiving: Plans Baked all day Christmas is coming https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cheating-boyfriend-foiled-reflection-selfie-160646360.html Mrs. JD Nat...

We have a new President. Donald Trump Covid in the family Kanye West for President Samsung and Apple just released brand new phone that are 5G. China just launched their first satellite that is starting to use 6g. I just can't catch up! It's Christmas time - Candy Burger King asking people to go to McDonald's WAVY TV McRib Dec 2, 2020 Harvey Wallbanger https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bill_Broonz...

JD: I don’t give out candy Too much Halloween Last Blue moon for the next 76 years on Halloween Sean Connery - 10-31-2020 Roger Moore - Ren and Stimpy Sugar reduction in cereal Hard candy in purse Thanksgiving day - Cultural Differences Beef and Barley Stew Old time Shuffle Blues -  It’s daylight wasting time. The Spirit X Rated Movie Foods That Make America Fat Again.  Companies helping...

Carry Fisher Fast and Furious 11 films Halloween Candy - Nightmare TaB cola Bye Bye: https://www.today.com/food/coca-cola-will-stop-selling-tab-end-2020-t195035 Fake Prank pumpkin through windshield https://www.foxnews.com/us/indiana-college-student-pumpkin-overpass-interstate-70-hendricks-county-car-windshield Party sized twinkie walmart A bowl of candy Reeses remote control door Xmas is Right ar...

Beauty pageants Country music award shows Who is winning these Grammy's?  Who are they? Football Politics (just a tad) WWE Wine delivery National No beard day. The man with the weird beard - Arthur Godfrey The too fat trio Hop ale Talking about why we are the fattest nation. KFC Dunkin’ McDonald’s Miller Taco Bell Hormel Jack in the box Chicken sandwich NOT: https://www.fool.com/investing/202...

Eddie Van Halen - Smoker - Cancer - Gone too soon I’m still alive. 65 years old for JD in December Facebook you are the product. Coffee Sleep times Flu International Sausage Pizza day Rare 1794 silver dollar goes unsold at auction in Las Vegas https://finance.yahoo.com/news/rare-1794-silver-dollar-goes-231035793.html Burger king Michelen star 35000 fly swatters Why are we the fattest nation in the...

Stuff we talked about...not in any order. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/drinking-coffee-before-breakfast-negative Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen Keeping Paper bills Who wants to see my diploma New Desk chair and mouse. Fresh Prince of Bel Air The Lettermen Tom Jones Mars Attacks Engelbert Humperdinck National Vodka day.  Drink up! Skippy peanut butter Smells that make you gag Eating high f...

One hit wonder day (this past week) https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/american-sued-thailand-over-negative-074009072.html iron maiden wrestling joe something  https://www.yahoo.com/news/dont-happy-yom-kippur-greet-110013903.html  jewish wine mogen david is really MD22, no really!  Same company.  Slightly different recipe.   https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/26/health/blac...

Our opening music is as longer than some podcasts. Health update on JD Slade. No word from the white house. https://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-brain-found-wrapped-foil-134051157.html TikTok. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-19/trump-says-he-s-approved-oracle-deal-for-u-s-tiktok-operations Cartoon voices Venus belongs to the Kremlin - Business Insider. https://www.businessinsider.com/...

JD is back! Hit the floor running returning to work Pic lines Hospital food NOT losing a leg Hospitals are evil! Helen is Driving JD has been driving since he was 15 years old 8 months in snow storms backwards National Children take over the Kitchen Day NFL Return Redskins are no longer 57 years; no progress yet for race relations About the Human Microbiome https://www.hmpdacc.org/overview/ Burger...

Microsoft launches a deepfake detector  http://tiny.cc/cfxssz Amazon Drivers get creative http://tiny.cc/efxssz intelligent life search in Milky Way.  http://tiny.cc/gfxssz Elon Musk to build ‘glorious’ Martian city with 1,000-starship fleet – but warns first visitors ‘will probably die.  https://tinyurl.com/y6luo8g7  We are being programmed to vote a particular way so says a C...

Hurry back JD! Andy Rooney, Redskins, Dallas Cowboys, drinking, Labor Day, hurricane Dorian, tick tock, mini corn dogs, weird warm weather in the morning, friends with benefits, days off, vacation, football, sports, cooking, recipes, Windows 7, Windows 10, Chicken Boy

Turkey freezer camp Restaurant chain in China apologizes for weighing diners to determine how much food they should eat. https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/china-restaurant-weighing-customers-intl-hnk-scli/index.html Kim Jong Un orders pet dogs to be confiscated https://nypost.com/2020/08/17/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-to-be-confiscated-in-pyongyang/ A second sun in our solar system, astronomers c...

Thunder and lightning storms Naked Russians https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/03/24/naked-russian-man-tries-to-board-plane-claiming-to-be-more-aerodynamic-a64932 Yahoo Lifestyle: Former McDonald's employee reveals alleged 'secrets' she learned at work: 'Will never eat there again'. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/former-mcdonald-employee-reveals-alleged-180831791.html Donald Trump proposes that...

Using the Internet as your source Deepfake  Movie demon seed AI taking over  https://www.sciencenews.org/article/physics-new-experiment-hot-water-freeze-faster-cold-mpemba-effect   National Rice pudding Day   Things one might miss moving to England:   Cheese Popcorn Canned Cranberry sauce (no loss) Nabisco Saltines Box Mac and Cheese Tex-mex food  (Taco Bell) Pumpkin...

 https://2020census.gov/  Today is National Sister day  Odd seeds.  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/seeds-from-china-mysterious-seed-landing-american-mail-boxes-usda-investigating-do-not-plant/  Mars helicopter cost 3 billion  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nasa-mars-rover-perseverance-helicopter-flight/  Bitcoin Scam: Give us one bitcoin, we’ll give you two.  ht...