The Slade and Mayson Show

Morning Rant:  relationships. Dan making more beer Harry Reid talking about alien technology Vhs's are expensive because they're not making him anymore. Covid shots Millions of dollars, billions of dollars. You can't take it with you Woman has a felony on her records from holding a VHS tape from 1999 JD still owns The Cat in the Hat that he took out of the library in third grade It's National...

Morning Rant: Academy awards Need a license to have kids How to grow pot Break Today is National Telephone Day Unrealistic expectations Monkees mike nesmith Jan and Dean Why are we the fattest nation in the world? P & G General Mills Coca-cola Disneyland Starbucks Chicken Wing shortage Pepsi Blue White Castle Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/the-slade-and-mayson-show-2 Merchandise can be fo...

Richard - Old curmudgeon Social Media - it is not news - Katy Perry Farts - TMI Facebook, you are the product No-oreo Married 4 times in 37 days - Taking advantage of time off at work.  Married same woman 4 times. Married on same day as 1st job. Don’t make the same mistake I did. Prince Philip death Tire blew out Today is national Animal Crackers Day Why are we the fattest - Starbucks - Buzz...

HOA’s Suck! https://news.yahoo.com/delightful-lawn-ornament-somehow-caused-195151396.html WPAFU FOX 32 Chicago: Woman arrested after she refuses to return $1.2 million put into her bank account by mistake. https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/woman-arrested-after-she-refuses-to-return-1-2-million-put-into-her-bank-account-by-mistake Barbershop quartet day National 8-Track Day Casu martzu and other gr...

Easter Morning Rant  Pizza  scamotes - Mamma’s Pizza - Nearly Died Rotting fish challenge - Surströmming Tide Pods Cinnamon challenge Family Guy XXX hot sauce Peter Cottontail - Spike Jones Tooth replacement conspiracy Fattestest nation in the world Starbucks Oscar Meyer Cinnamon Flavored Shrimp Starbucks (again) Burger King More Vacation...but not yet Eater - Christmas lite Search for h...

JD is out Ill. JD's (Dan’s Rant) morning rant: Owning a small old car. Refrigerator National Weed day. Taking down trees Taxes Car Brake light will not shut off. Did not get ANYTHING I wanted done, done for this week. Replaced some boards on the deck. Bought a new circular saw. Easter is on the way. Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/the-slade-and-mayson-show-2 Merchandise can be found at Olfw.co...

JD's morning rant: Award shows Taylor Swift Song Watermelon sugar Internet connection Old man voice Tie dye t-shirt Dishwasher is fixed New spigot. That sounds a lot worse than it is. Why are we the fattest nation in the world? – Denny's ice cream for Dolly Parton – McDonald's – Joey Chestnut eating wings – McDonald's with the E plant Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/the-slade-and-mayson-show-2...

JD's morning rant:  political correctness –  Mr. Potato Head –  The Ken doll with no junk –  Walt Disney –  Dr. Seuss –  Miss Piggy –  Pepe Le Pew –  Lilo & Stitch Being Royal Kanye West and his divorce Elon Musk lost 27 billion dollars this week Jeff Bezos former wife JD was once Bob O'Brien Saint Patrick's Day is coming up Playing 78 on the radio JD is...

Dr. Seuss  - Looking for reasons Taxes Retirement The American Dream JD’s death 3,500-Year-Old Egyptian Mummification Manual Discovered https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/3-500-old-egyptian-mummification-172222958.html National be heard day Yodeling is the oldest for of communication John Shults and his fiancée, Joy Morrow-Nulton, are both 94 years old and have also been widowed twice.  Get...

Award shows Taking vacation Bruce Springsteen Tiger Woods Driving school Lady Gaga - Dog walker (Ryan Fletcher) - $500,000.00 Leap year - Robert Manning CNN : Nestlé's newest KitKat is missing a key ingredient. http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_topstories/~3/An_stfnfGzU/index.html Still waiting to figure out what I’m going to be when BBC News - Indian man killed by his own bird during cockfight https:...

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/17/business/burger-king-chicken-sandwich/index.html https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/rush-limbaugh-wing-radio-host-172203802.html New phone died Facebook picture taking everyday Tommy Lasorda Paris Hilton Valentine's Day Smoking weed Flying cars Texas power crisis Mayor of Colorado City Texas McDonald's Why we the fast nation in the world? Starbucks Stone Cold Creame...

Note: February 14, 2021  Ice storm prevented us from producing a show this morning so we bring to you a show from last year.  I went through it and clean it up and balanced the sound best I could so you could enjoy it even more.  Thanks for listening!  - Dan Girl Scout cookie season Covid-19 before it was a thing. Yes, we were making fun of it.  We had no idea what was to...

The Super Bowl is nothing more than a money grab.   $25,000 for a ticket for the Super Bowl   $74,000 for a Bahama trip to go watch the Superbowl on a private yacht.   Only 11 minutes of the for our program is actually showing people moving around and playing with a ball.   The number of cows it takes to make the balls for the Super Bowl.   The Weeknd   the hazards of...

The snow for today. Driving around in the snow https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9203729/Metal-detectorist-finds-2million-centrepiece-jewel-Henry-VIIIs-lost-crown-buried-tree.html Today is national Backwards day.  They’re coming to take me away Haa-ha - Jerry Samuels https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/army-sick-soldiers-drank-compound-found-antifreeze-75579001 https://www.news18.com/n...

Destroy a country and rebuild it. Vietnam Only men start wars The human man is a weird Beast Kamala Harris It's all an experiment. https://news.yahoo.com/1b-mega-millions-prize-3rd-042706204.html Using $1,200 of a Town's coffers to buy lottery tickets on the outside chance that you might get a few million dollars to rebuild a bridge. People who have left messages for the public warning them of dis...

Playing the lottery does not increase your chances to win. A house for 350 million dollars. Winning the lottery will not increase the happiness in your life. WABC radio during the 1970s offered $25,000 if they caught you wearing one of their WABC buttons. Always use someone else's money to buy big things. Bit coin Yeah, no, not yeat thank you: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/15/uk-man-makes-last-ditc...

What a greedy Little Country we live in. Woman sues Walmart for riding a tricycle Fellow steals stuff from Buckingham Palace World's most expensive ring weighs 6 oz Girlfriend of bomber from Nashville wants $300,000 reward for turning in her boyfriend. New Samsung television set only $156,000! pick up three! comes with a solar powered remote. 120” projector with screen for under $100 Tommy Lasorda...

Pat Paterson Brodie Lee Dawn Wells Fantasy Island JD Slade 65 Cataracts Burger King Dollar meals Pot Makes me stable $600 SPENT! Charley Pride When did we start the Slade Mayson show, 2013 Mick Jagger Keith Richards Paul Harvey Old man voice Keeping your head around after you die Larry King Ed Asner Disgusting foods that explain why we are the fattest nation in the world -Oyster casserole -Creamed...

Porch Pirate. Bagel is nothing more than 7 slices of bread wrapped up into a doughnut shaped food source. Wisc is going to eat a raw onion and rye ground beef sandwich on Christmas Eve. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/raw-meat-sandwich-tradition-called-potentially-deadly-experts-health-officials-bad-idea-201327778.html https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-thro...

Larry King and divorce Quitting smoking Smoking marijuana Coffee stains and problems drinking coffee Brexit Toilet paper shortage Facebook rant Charley Pride just passed away from covid 19 San Francisco bans smoking inside apartments; pot smoking OK https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/crime/amp/Zodiac-340-cypher-cracked-by-code-expert-51-years-15794943.php Islands the Solomon islands...

Where is all this money coming from? #BlackFriday #StimulusPackage Why are people buying 8K TV’s if 5K is barely out? Selling PlayStation 5 on ebay as PNG image only. #GrandTheftAuto Man's Wife Makes Him Sell His PlayStation 5 After Realizing It Wasn't an Air Purifier https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mans-wife-makes-him-sell-024353167.html New Can’s Roof repair gutters X-mas Today is National P...

We are too much.  We have too much food. Xmas trees are almost gone Xmas shopping Encyclopedia Carmine's Christmas album Fattest nation in the world: -Applebee's is celebrating the holidays with reindeer punch. The $5 drink contains Smirnoff vodka cranberry juice sweet and sour cherry. -Cinnamon Toast Crunch churro cereal and hit store shelves at Walmart. -Duncan is going to sell their iced c...

JD's rant is why I hate Thanksgiving Diet plans arriving right after Thanksgiving Push for gym memberships right after Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Day Parade WPIX Channel 11 New York City Black Friday Cabbage Patch dolls Princess Diary Number 2 The hassle of being a Karen or a Kyle Canned foods Canned sandwiches Canned brown bread Canned chicken in a can Pollution National cranberry sauce day Why we...

Rain:  Leak in ceiling Basement flooding Liquor shortage Corona Beer shortage Dan Mayson Award: 14 children number all boys 15 is on the way ...a girl https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/08/us/family-with-14-sons-welcomes-daughter-trnd/index.html Thanksgiving: Plans Baked all day Christmas is coming https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cheating-boyfriend-foiled-reflection-selfie-160646360.html Mrs. JD Nat...

We have a new President. Donald Trump Covid in the family Kanye West for President Samsung and Apple just released brand new phone that are 5G. China just launched their first satellite that is starting to use 6g. I just can't catch up! It's Christmas time - Candy Burger King asking people to go to McDonald's WAVY TV McRib Dec 2, 2020 Harvey Wallbanger https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bill_Broonz...