The Slack Doctors

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining e...

A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hi...

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who...

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Sant...

What is restless leg syndrome? Dean-o makes it back to South Florida. Dr. Chip might be dodging mangoes. Tropical storm Arthur update, hurricane or typhoon? Dr. Bob shares his comment war with a fan. Can you be too smart for the military? Absolute certainty leads to absolute cruelty. Critical thinking espoused in Scripture? Our economic model explained quite well. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING (nudge nu...

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Livi...

It's the end of the world as we know it (Edgar Cayce thought so). So, Iran does have a nuke? Watch Lindsey Graham flop like a fish on a boat. Trump (again) says the quiet part out loud. Commenting on someone's commentary (we probably have).The "good old days" don't seem that long ago, pre-2020. Another shining example of a public educator (who is Lejeune?). Ow, my balls- T...

The Docs are locked out of X and have to improvise (mostly). Google knows us now! Yet another rant from Dr. Bob (this one ends at Walmart and verbal abuse). Dr. Chip tells his dentist to kick sand. The dental industry is kind of a scam. Dr. Chip runs out of gas and Producer Dean runs out of juice. Vance is itching to go after the cartels, but apparently not China. Shoutout to Dr. Kramers's ne...

Is PBD going to give the money back? Dr. Chip reveals the best network marketing "scam" ever. (Try Schedule 1). Dr. Bob recommends MOUSE P.I. for Hire. Is racism fueled by the war on drugs? We hear back from Victor! The Docs again reveal their inspiration with an old Love Doctor's bit. Whatever happened to Dano? Dr. Chip thinks the entire GOP is totally gay now. Dr. Bob explains the...

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming mas...

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finall...

Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a...

The Docs are in trouble with YouTube again (Rules for thee not for me). Dr. Bob rants for almost ten minutes about corporate policy and hypocrisy. The Docs surf Zillow and after applying some filters reveal a bright blue pattern (as far as the eye can see). Are governments really seeking an A.I. Oracle of Delphi? Elon wants to put datacenters in space, hopefully in person. Florida is trying out a...

Somebody clipped Fetterman's word salad (aminal?). These drugs have been brought to you by the letter "C". We've gone from Sleepy Joe to Dozing Don. Triumph hasn't lost his touch as he roasts Stavvy baby. Dr. Bob gives some video game recommendations, Plague Inc. and Robocop Rogue City. (RFKism Tism).The Docs share a supposed pro Israel post( we prefer the Hannukah Song)....

Dr. Bob woke up telling lies. The Docs discuss Oscopys, Endo vs Colon? Dr. Bob's sister is in for a Field Day. Sometimes you do need a Jeep. Are the Docs finally figuring out copyright? Who else remembers Pete Puma? We watch a disturbing clip of a biker who did the right thing but got wronged. Maybe Dr. Chip is actually autistic? We give a shoutout to Dave Conley and Dr. Bob lashes out again...

Dr. Bob bitches some more about the medical field. Dr. Chip tried to poach a maid, and rants about the F.D.O.T. tolls and stupid road signs. The Docs finish reacting to Big Brother Rockstar Edition... Then Dr. Chip gets a rather visceral reaction from Bob with a video clip full of neck cracking horror. Was young Tim Dillon a baller? What's actually worse today, students or teachers? We witnes...

The Docs rant like boomers over buying event tickets online. Who is behind the push for digital currency? The Docs still don't "get" copyright law. In a real life "Horrible Bosses" situation, what would the Docs do? It might be time for big pharma to go medieval on our asses. The Docs react to maybe the best Freddy Mercury impersonation of all time. We watch as The Onion d...

Dr. Chip starts things off with a quick Charlie Kirk update, Candace is getting sued again. We're sure that everybody knows what "86" means. The Docs talk about what's going underneath the ballroom. We get a call from a Russian fan! Dr. Bob shares a short tribute to David Allen Coe. The Docs share some clips- Apparently smoking is good for you( in Sardinia)? These kids today ca...

The Docs sit down with Sharaud Norman. Founder of PenPub and fellow YouTuber@WeAreNotGoingToMars. Tai talks about his military background as an information systems analyst and the unique perspective that allows him. Tai explains his theory regarding the Charlie Kirk shooting , more than one shot, an explanation for the tee shirt footage, drone usage, Elbit Systems involvement. There is a great dea...

The Docs discover they're banned in Russia! The Docs swap some great service industry stories from the old days. How do we feel about Ibogaine? The Docs react to clips- Clavicular on Matan is top tier trolling. A Gene Simmons look alike is still rocking. WTH is Kash looking at? How do you outrun 3000 people? A mortal threat, really?(Well maybe...) Mother of the year contender for your conside...

The Docs attend to their voicemails. Who really dictates when the Strait of Hormuz opens, it's Lloyd's of London. Is Erika Kirk hiding from Furries? All social media is based on ragebaiting. What is a " Dirt Nerd"? Should the plea of no contest be abolished? Are jokes about Israel illegal now? The Docs share some choice  clips: It's not a car, it's a Jeep". Here...

Dr. Chip flies solo again with Producer Dean. Dr. Chip does a quick deep dive into the current updates on the Tyler Robinson trial. Were all the rounds fungible? A picture of a picture of a note that was destroyed? How do you make the timeline of the chat messages mesh with time of arrest? Was Tyler permitted use of his phone while in custody? With the absence of Dr. Bob, Dr. Chip traps Dean into...

The Docs talk with John Rizvi, owner of GPS( Growth Professor Studios), patent attorney, and definitely  our best dressed guest to date. John gives us an inside look at patent law including: what are the requirements to file for a patent? How does international patent law operate and how is it enforced? The nuances of novelty, usefulness, and being non obvious. The different types of patents- Desi...

Dr. Bob has hospital updates including the worst food in the entire building. The Docs talk Tyler Robinson and some bullet theories. The chat messages and timeline just don't jibe. Will Tyler even make it to trial and can you bet it on Kalshi?  Did Tyler simply provide the gun? Was Trump's golden pager gift a veiled threat? The Docs do an Iran War update. How is this a victory? Dr. Chip...

What happens when the military rescinds consent? Between mass surveillance, satellites, FBI, CIA, NSA, how many people really know how Charlie Kirk's assassination went down? Dr. Chip wants to know where all the parents of the victims are? Did Fishback just destroy his chances? The Docs react to a truly tasteless Easter clip( who knew Jesus could dunk?). Dr. Bob hates on Ozempic again. Dr. Ch...