The Sir Bernard Moore Show

Several years ago, a man named Keith Hoon-Fox disappeared in a place called Spindley Woods, England. He was searching for a legendary and dangerous figure known as the Newt-Man. Keith was never found. But his tape recordings were. And now two friends are re-tracing his last steps, deep into the woods, and something knows they are coming . . . An original folk horror podcast, and the sequel to the...

Sir Bernard Moore is in a mess. Ever since workmen arrived at Householme Hall - the grand and chronically-dilapidated 99-bedroom mansion he shares with his mother - life has taken a dark and mysterious turn. It’s all down to the strange monolith they dug up on the edge of the estate, or so Bernard says. He claims to be in mortal danger, and the only person he knows who can help him is Uncle Elliot...

Uncle Elliot has been working for two years on a script about the mysteries and wonder of the human mind. Now is his big chance to show off. Pity then that he can’t spell the word ‘tricks’, and that he and Bernard swiftly descend into bickering, upset the special guest, Professor Andrew Candle, and attempt to get him arrested for the grand crime of possibly stealing a milk float in the 1970s. Is a...

Has Sir Bernard Moore made a mistake inviting his ‘old nemesis from the school yard’, Keiron Bunsey, onto the show? Keiron is now a self-proclaimed fortune-teller and clairvoyant, and when an interfering Uncle Elliot opens a sack that Keiron has brought with him, Keiron’s claims of having a ‘spiritous connection to the apheous world’ appear to be true . . . Episode 6 of the all-new and original au...

Mrs Disco continues her interview and music review with ‘Clunkus’, as he talks about the bizarre events and people which inspired his new album. Expect tales of getting locked in airport toilets, shampooing carpets, scrapes with the criminal underworld, what not to do with a flute, and how a hatchback cannot stay on a beach for very long without getting wet. Episode 5 - a musical special - of the...

With Bernard away with his mother ‘. . . at the villa for the villa holiday’, local DJ Mrs Disco takes over to present a programme of music. Here she talks to Adam ‘Clunkus’ Fairbrother, the woefully naive yet stubbornly optimistic frontman of synth-pop band Promiser, exploring the real-life stories behind his romantic/crime-ridden/alien abduction-themed new album. And how his life was never the s...

Microphone? Check. Tape recorder? Check. Velcro trainers? Check. An unquenchable thirst to pursue, hunt down and snare the truth, whatever the consequences? You bet your ass! Sir Bernard Moore is on a mission in his hometown of Hobsick: ‘Does a place make the people, or do the people make the place?’ Don’t look too hard, Bernard, you just might find out! Episode 3 - a feature-length special - of t...

An unexpected phone call from disgruntled radio boss, Larry Susan, throws Bernard and Uncle Elliot into panic mode. They have to deliver a brand-new episode that same day, or they’re off-air forever. Cue chaos, an impromptu guest well out of his depth, a mad cross-country dash in Mrs Moore’s van, and an ill-fated meeting with Larry in his bungalow that goes disastrously wrong. Episode 2 of the all...

Sir Bernard Moore is set to re-open the newly-refurbished Hobsick Community Social Event Club Ballroom Tearoom Theatre, with a ‘new asbestos roof and three coats of creosote all round’, but things do not go to plan as an uptight health and safety at work executive scuppers proceedings. It’s a good job Uncle Elliot is there to save the day, with a giant black forest gateau . . . Episode 1 of the al...

Q: What happens when the unemployable, misunderstood, drunk, gobby, zombified son of a shape-shifting 96-year-old billionairess receives a tape recorder and microphone for Christmas? A: The Sir Bernard Moore Show . The trailer for the all-new and original audio sitcom. Featuring Joseph Dethick as Sir Bernard Moore and Jim Dethick as Uncle Elliot Francois Campey and Mrs Disco. Written by the Dethic...