The Sinner and The Saint

ALL NFL ALL THE TIME… (also some college football). We also get you ready for the Ducks Fiesta Bowl game vs. Iowa State.

We get so damned hot into college football and everything about it. Justin Fields is AMAZING (we think…). Trevor Lawrence SUCKS (probably not…) We get super jacked up on the Blazers winning a regular season game. Stop licking icicles immediately… They’re made of bird poop.      

Oregon won the Pac-12 title, but we think they have a clutch problem. Starts with Tyler Shough, and goes to Head Coach Mario Cristobal. We pitch marketing ideas for Cletus the football robot on FOX. Drew Brees is old and hurt, so naturally the Saints are throwing him into an NFL game.

The Oregon Ducks won the Pac-12 title and all we can talk about is Willie Taggart! Setting the table for potential college football playoff match ups. Luke craps on Will’s Randy Moss take (STUPID!). A 42-year-old man loses his $25K porn collection to his parents. SAD!

The Portland Trail Blazers’ had really cool hair styles during the pre-season debut against the Kings. LET’S TALK ABOUT IT! Entertainment vs. integrity with the Pac-12 title game. Setting the NFL playoff table for this weekend’s slate of games.

The Pac-12 is facing a scheduling dilemma and entertainment problem. The Portland Trail Blazers looked good in their first pre-season game, and when do you buy a new phone?

More Ducks/Beavers recap. Barry Sanders' legacy is called into question. Matt Patricia should be fired. 

Will gloats about the Beavers' rivalry game win. Why Oregon's loss isn't all that bad. There are dog-sized lizards walking around, eating your chicken eggs and ground fruite. SCARY!

How Oregon’s offense might not be everything it seems. There could be a new rivalry in the AFC East. Jake Luton has a star struck moment in his NFL debut.

The SEC is having a very bad, no good year. Hot bagel talk. Previewing Oregon’s match-up against Washington State. Despite 2020 being terrible, some fans are having great years!

Did you know there’s an entire practice of carving pirate boats into animal bones? Neither did we… Will the Ducks entertain a 2-quarterback system?

Weather power rankings when it comes to college football. Oregon Ducks face an uphill conditioning battle for their opener. There’s a new children’s world mullet champion…

Are you a fan of 9AM Pac-12 kick-off times? Seahawks bet on Dunbar's impact to shore up defense. Luke dives deep into the Funk family tree. 

A deep dive into the viability of wearing high quality, commercially branded apperal. When does a nice jacket become corny? We remember Sean Conery. 

Nick Saban says defense is the best offense against offense… Whatever that means… The Seahawks are no longer players in the Antonio Brown contest. Alex Smith’s leg draws similarity to a backwards leg bird caught in a house fire.

The Big Ten is back and we can just guess Ohio State is good…. Right? Michael Jordan’s capacity for social media grace. An Oakland turkey gets fooled by expert costume design. SAD!

The Astros are making baseball worse, Leveon Bell has fooled the NFL and where to put the worst players on your high school football team.

Nick Saban is back on the sidelines and we’re not surprised. We also reminisce about wearing full gear in your car before playing a sport.

Ryan Buckley joins the show to speculate on medieval combat tactics. Do more NFL games during the week make sense? The Lakers roster has become likable, and we have to live with it.

Will takes a hike and meets a suited man. Jimmy Butler seems happier. Mike Vrabel has bro-ed too hard, this time.

Russell Wilson is finally getting the recognition he deserves. Which sports personality’s life would you like to inhabit? The best NFL games to watch, this weekend.

Pac-12 is back… almost. What’s the restaurant in your city that’s just “OK,” but people out of town love? Are Mancaves still a thing?

Which NFL QB prospect did you accurately predict would be a bust? Why strip clubs located off major highways are of low quality.

Preston joins the show while Luke camps for the 250 th day of 2020. The Pac-12 follows the pack back into football. An 11-year-old wears a Hooters facemask to school.

College football and the NFL are back. Listen to us repeat predictions we read earlier in the week from reputable publications.