The Sinner and The Saint

Luke schools Will on basic facts about The Oregon Trail. The Trail Blazers are just plain bad and there’s nothing we can do about it. Portland has a choice between what Damian Lillard wants, and what the team needs. A teacher gets fired for innocently taking students to a strip club… jeez.

Luke schools Will on basic facts about The Oregon Trail. The Trail Blazers are just plain bad and there’s nothing we can do about it. Portland has a choice between what Damian Lillard wants, and what the team needs. A teacher gets fired for innocently taking students to a strip club… jeez.

Paul Pierce gets caught with strippers and that sauce and get swiftly fired by ESPN. THE INJUSTICE! Remembering the greatness that was Allen Iverson and why Damian Lillard’s legacy may be similar.

We geek out over which 1990’s gaming system is better; Super Nintendo or Sega Gensis? Zion Williamson played point guard, and that’s pretty cool. Trail Blazers suck. Let’s throw ‘em a parade! Apparently swamp fires are a thing.

Trail Blazers lose against a good team and it has Will worried this new lineup isn’t everything it was advertised. Luke is a smidge more optimistic! DeShaun Watson and the Texans can no longer control the message, or hide the abuse. Jen Ellis in the house!!! All the biggest story lines from opening day.

Hot mattress talk, and it’s not the kind of mattress talk that makes your feel clean. There’s a 12ft bed and we can only think of one use for it. March Madness hasn’t quite caught up with Will, who is more interested in the Trail Blazers and NBA. The NFL is changing the rule book again for Tom Brady’s benefit and the Rams are behind it all.

The Portland Trail Blazers won their first game with Norman Powell. We’re all very excited, but also tempering our emotions in case he sucks later in the season. James Harden for real thinks he’s an MVP… Seriously… Jen Ellis is in studio to explain why spring training can mean the world for players and clubs. Will is watching Teen Mom 2, now.

How much money would it take for you to get your leg cut off by a bone saw? $2 million in cash? Tax free? The Beavers and Ducks are going dancing and it’s all in Sister Jean’s hands!!! Do you root for your rival when your team isn’t involved? A woman’s swimming curiosity gets her lost. WOW!

The Portland Trail Blazers played last night and won. But more importantly; chicken nuggets go well with milkshakes. We examine the diverse body types of college basketball players and their grooming habits. Jen Ellis joins the show to preview opening day food. Where did you get a good hot dog?

Have you ever Google-d the work “Chicken”? There are no actual chickens on the image page. WHY!?!?!? Examining children’s books and why they’re bad for your children. The Portland Trail Blazers are playing really well now that CJ is back. We review the best taser/cell phone holders on the market.

Can Damian Lillard bring stars to Portland? It just doesn’t seem that way… but Luke thinks it’s bigger than that! The Bears are making real push for Russell Wilson and it just doesn’t seem to make sense. Jen Ellis is in studio for BASEBALL!!! We pick the top three albums kids should listen to.

A deep dive examination of Paul Rudd movies and why he was totally the star of Clueless!!! Beavers get a big win and the NCAA Tournament is right around the corner. Can college basketball save itself from irrelevance? Some guy gets liquid nitrogen poured on his groin… YOUCH!!!

A Michael Jordan story about gambling gets out of hand. We tell stories about the worst “fix-it-yourself” moments including an axel fix on a car and duct taping your wall. Jen Ellis is in studio to comment on MLB rule changes.

Will reveals that he was a Teck Deck finger skateboard kid in the 1990’s while Luke’s high school ran trick plays at assemblies. Gonzaga is doing really well and no one really notices. Some guy lit his yard on fire to get rid of snow. GENIUS!

The NBA City Edition jerseys are unsavory and should be thrown into a large cavern in New Mexico. Should the NFL give players the freedom to move teams, as the NBA does with their dudes? Jen Ellis is in studio to preview the start of baseball season!

Will is trying out a new alter-ego, Bush Pritzle, a hot take machine who loves BBQ’s and lukewarm beer. Luke is pissed at the Trail Blazers’ loss to the Lakers. Is Russell Wilson really in control of his fate in Seattle? A hard working mom gets her kids kicked out of a catholic school because of her “Only Fans” account.

A lively discussion about which NFL franchise is the worst run RIGHT NOW! Browns, Jets, Texans and Eagles come to mind. Damian Lillard’s All-Star status is brought into question. Jen Ellis is back in studio with some hot Tatis Jr. takes that scorch Luke’s eye brows!!! WOW!

Luke is getting psyched out by his mic and changing things, while Will tells a story about a couch with poo stains in college. Was Zion Williamson worth the #1 pick if he’s getting pulled from games in the 4th quarter? Damian Lillard is NOT starting in the All-Star game this year. The snub is because enough adults didn’t vote for him.

Luke has a gripe against people who make BOLD picks in the Superb Owl. Carson Wentz needs a new landing spot and Matt Stafford hates Matt Patricia. COVID has changed Superb Owl parties. How is your party going to look?

Will recalls the two times he got drunk watching the Trail Blazers play the Raptors. We get ready for the Superb Owl with some Tom Brady old man stats and more Super Bowl FUN! FUN WINS!!!

Luke and Will reminise about that one time they saved a guy from an air vent. Is Super Bowl 55 really a legacy defining game for Patrick Mahomes? Looking back at some of the best double-casting of a character at different ages in a movie. Who would you trade straight up for Deshaun Watson?

Luke lost all control of the internet at his house. It makes his adult activities that much harder... Are we looking at the most consequential Super Bowl match up of quarterbacks? The Trail Blazers suck at defense and there is no cure... SAD!

Enjoy!

Enjoy!

The morbid curiosity is at a high level for the Browns and Steelers. Who the hell is going to call the plays? Which old QB in the playoffs would you want a beer with? Phillip Rivers is an NFL quarterback with 9 kids… No way he knows all their names.