The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's describe the new and exciting Olympic events like On All 4's Uphill Climbing and Uhghur Tossing. The Brians eat too much Whale and have to have a Colon cleanse.   

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's are enthralled by the sporting machinations of the Olympics and discuss ways to introduce Covid into all events. Lance Armstrong makes a surprise apearance and talks about his love of himself and tight underpants. 

Send us Fan Mail The Brians announce stunning new innovations for the Olympic village.

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's cure the disease that is the Broncos and then jump on a plane to Tokyo and officially open the Olympic Village, sign some condoms and complete a short jog to Yokohama for a feed of Whale and a session on  Sapporo and Kirin. Yum Yum.

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's enlighten the world with a chat about bringing up kiddies with tips from the best men the world has ever seen. Enter Joseph the Plumber and Mike Brady and his tribe of illegitimate children on the Brady Bunch. The Brian's also discuss stools and the eating habits of Minki Whales.

Send us Fan Mail With the G7 having their first meeting in Antarctica, the Brian's crash the G2 meeting of  Xi Xiii Ping and Vlad Sputim on the small island called, "Is my arse big in This", located in the South China sea near the Porpoise Abbatoir.

Send us Fan Mail Some positives to come out of the climate crisis include housing blocks soon to be available on Antarctica, whilst Brian and Brian unveil plans for a new power source to make the most of the Earth's remaining resources.

Send us Fan Mail Clem Hemsworth chats with Brian and Brian, spilling the dirt on Matt Damon's fascination with cannibalism, space food and destabilising Earth's atmosphere with chalk dust and beetroot.

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian wrap up the 2021 Eurovision song contest and plan their return to the Eurovision stage in 2027. In a bold collaboration with the DNA of Stephen Hawking the Brians will debut a brand new sound technology when they perform from the McDonalds fine dining restaurant on Mars. On a lighter note, Barry catches leprosy and runs for the position of Australian Prime Minister...

Send us Fan Mail Galileo, the inventor of the telescope and flared jeans along with the Brians, team up  to build the Popes new golf course on Mars. Mick O'Rielly seals a deal with Elon Musk to provide quality landscaping supplies and cheese flavoured communion wafers for the Vatican gift shop.

Send us Fan Mail After huge public pressure and interest from the likes of Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin and Bert Newton the Brian's enter the Crypto currency universe with Briancoin.  Available on Mars now!!

Send us Fan Mail Joe Biden and Kamala Harris join the Brians for some Olympic Equestrian Skateboarding whilst O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Pyrex do some gene splicing in the carpark.

Send us Fan Mail An old nemesis of the Brians is invited to Australia to bludgeon some sense into our loveable and psychopathic politicians. 

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's refuse an invitation to a Royal Funeral to stay at home and play backgammon with Mother Teresa's lover. Audio savant Barry gets a promotion, quickly followed by a demotion and a night in the cupboard.

Send us Fan Mail Get a glimpse into the cult of celebrity as the Brians combine business and pleasure with a nice Chardonnay and a dead beast.

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian spend Christmas in the nude with 3 weird men and a donkey spreading joy and typhoid.

Send us Fan Mail Listen now to earn big money. Alibi and getaway car supplied.

Send us Fan Mail Brian's Uncle Brian gets lost in the Chermside Drive-In Shopping Centre whilst looking for his regular hair tonic and is attacked by wolves in aisle 7.

Send us Fan Mail The Brians bring the amateur Vatican porn industry into the big time. Expanding the Vatican gift shop into the lucrative adult products and lubricants trade. 

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's days of mentoring racing car drivers such as Peter Brock and Alan Moffat, were curtailed by the sexual harassment endemic in the motoring industry at the time. Although the Brians were used to such abuse in primary school, many motoring sportspersons were reduced to 10mm gravel.

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian are out on parole and put their newly acquired dressmaking skills to the test. Barry gets eaten by rats.

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian broadcast live from inside a fridge container on the Kenso Maru whilst Dirk Bogarde signs up for the new entertainment platform "JosephFlix"

Send us Fan Mail  Brian and Brian are visited at the Wavell Heights and Districts Amateur Communist Party and Cricket Club end of year trophy presentations by their old pal Joseph Stalin. Everyone gets drunk and Uncle Joe takes the Brians for a spin up Downfall Creek in the submarine.

Send us Fan Mail The Brians discover a new use for kitty litter and relive the atrocities unleashed.