The Short News Podcast

Alex tells the wonderful story of why he hates Christmas so much, explains the bigger problem with the Lüm music app, and talks about when cancel culture works and when it doesn't. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

Alex rants about his experiences watching ghost hunter tv shows after avoiding cable for so long. We check in on Rudy Giuliani, and see how holiday shopping is taking a toll on some customers. Use code ALEX15 when you shop for your cat or dog at pawhabits.com to get 15% off your entire order! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a...

Alex gives his suggestions for holiday shopping, tries to sell an air fryer, and nails De Blasio for some "missing" money. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex has some choice words for New York City's mayor and his recent decisions. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Use code ALEX15 when you checkout at pawhabits.com Alex reflects on the last year of having a podcast, tells the story of how it all came to be, and looks at one man's intimate relationship with his horses. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choi...

Alex mocks Doctor Phil, slam dunks on Bill De Blasio, and learns about murder hornets and the way they attack. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex goes to war with the Google Stadia community and reflects on seven years of bad luck. Don't mind the discussion of spiritual stuff if you don't like that kind of thing sorry about that. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Use code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop at PawHabits.com to get some swag for your cat or dog!!  Alex talks about the issues that are currently happening with the coronavirus, dunks on some conservatives for their reactions to Trump's loss, and mocks some Karens for being completely ridiculous. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Se...

"The results are in and Donald, you are NOT the president."  Crowd cheers. Alex is back after a little vacation from politics to deliver his own extremely divisive victory speech for angry lefties everywhere, rubbing the majorly yuuuge loss into the splotchy red, tear-stained faces of devastated conservatives after four years of being mocked for believing in human rights.  Conservatools ne...

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Use code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop for your dog or cat at PawHabits.com!!  In today's episode, Alex defends Joe Rogan's Alex Jones episode, and gets really mad at the Kardashians.  Seriously, to go on a private island and flex on all us normal people that covid is nothing to you is quite the move.  Really makes everyone that isn't you feel absolutely horrible, just saying.  But...

Use code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop at PawHabits.com to get 15% off your order for your furry friend. Okay, so we start off with a little bit of a sizzle, some Trump rally highlights with a slight roast and then --BAM! -- mix in a pretty hearty amount of story time and emotional development and --BAM!....  No one remembers Emeril?  Ugh.  Well I do.  Anyways here's the story of how I was...

Alex gets into a Twitter argument with some dude from Texas, tells a story about a messed up thing a coworker tried to get him to do, and finds out halfway through talking about a certain YouTuber, that the certain YouTuber has blocked him.   Get your cat or dog some style!!  Use code ALEX15 when checking out when you order from pawhabits.com  Create an account and shop from home with instacart us...

Alex tries to avoid as much news as he can by making fun of Supermarket Sweep.  Then he discovers the worst SoundCloud has to offer.  Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

We're back!  Alex talks about the recent very sweaty town hall to start, then creates his own Qanon but instead it revolves around Jose Canseco and our newfound love for him and his adequate 1991 batting average.  Alex makes one more attempt to change the never-Bidens and shouts out a very talented up-and-coming rapper. Shop from home with Instacart, create your account and get your first deli...

Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex goes over current events and makes fun of the Karens who are getting triggered by Bill Burr's monologue. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex discusses the most recent current events and then tells a story from college, wow how original and new. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex talks about the updates on the President's condition, and finds out that his ex girlfriend's current boyfriend is stalking him on social media. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about...

Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex roasts a hilariously non-intimidating picture of a bunch of "antifa" nerds and talks about some failed robots. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Alex makes fun of Joe Rogan some more, talks about the Boogie2988 drama from yesterday, and analyzes some of the most famous copypastas on the internet.   Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about yo...

Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Subscribe to this show if you pay more taxes than the current President.  Today Alex talks about the obvious, and makes fun of some more Karens in their wild habitat.  He also investigates the question on everyone's mind, why is Caillou bald even though he's a healthy kid?  It goes much deeper than you think....  (It really...

Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex talks about the drama going on with the Joe Rogan podcast, and makes fun of some angry Karens gone wild. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...