The Short News Podcast

Alex has taken an interest in NASCAR (Jeff Gordon will always be a legend) and UFC, and talks about watching full MMA fights for the first time. 90 Day Fiancé's new season has taken a turn for the worst for Stephanie and the TLC camera crew hasn't done anything to help her out. Ted Cruz made a very fired up speech at CPAC and Alex hasn't seen it yet, so this should be interesting. A gu...

Today's episode covers a lot of topics, including the NFT market, mental health and OCD, as well as some more roasts of politicians, including Andrew Cuomo and his chafing nipples and Rafael "Ted" Cruz who looks like The Penguin from Batman but much less interesting. Get the 1/1 Suzie the Cat Waving NFT here: https://app.rarible.com/token/0xd07dc4262bcdbf85190c01c996b4c06a461d2430:2133...

Alex shares some great news for the podcast, and finds a way to diss every single person who didn't believe in him in his life, while teaching some life lessons about bad friends. He also shares some thoughts on his fear of needles and how to potentially get over it prior to getting the vaccine, now that a bunch of them are approved. There's a lot shaking up in Texas right now, you know, w...

Alex talks about how insane the crypto and NFT market has gotten over the last couple of weeks, and really just talks way too much about Cryptokitties. Also there was some Republican Comic-Con type thing over the weekend that needs to be discussed, Orange Frog Face was there and had a lot to say about the current state of the country. Alex tells a story about trying to buy drugs back in college go...

Alex has a small discussion about mental health and dealing with loss, and reaches out to the listeners. He goes over the worst things Rush Limbaugh has ever said and goes back to roasting the mayor. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Didn't think there would be another episode of roasting Ted Cruz, but he's the gift that keeps on giving. Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun during the winter storm crisis in Texas and there's a lot to talk about regarding that disaster. Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio also get roasted so it's not just right wingers getting made fun of here. It's just that they happen to be easier to m...

Alex finds out that Ted Cruz has a podcast for him to roast. Donald Trump is having a beef with Mitch McConnell. Alex disproves the mask conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers with FACTS and LOGIC (Shapiro please don't sue me I'm just making a meme). An army of Karens storms the Trader Joe's wearing no masks. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. http...

Alex has a lot to talk about today. The impeachment is finished, and Trump got away with everything so I guess we have to deal with that, and deal with all the bs that Ted Cruz has to say about it all. "This is an act of rage by the democrats," alright Teddy, well so was the insurrection but by republicans. He then moves on to talk about more important things, like getting his heart broken...

Alex is all over the place today and discusses the 100% cannibal roaming around Joshua Tree, mercilessly mocks Ted Cruz, and talks about podcasts he likes and doesn't like. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Alex tells a story about a time he accidentally got involved in a sting operation. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex explains how he got his cat and why you should adopt strays, don't shop from breeders. Oh yeah there's also some stuff about Marjorie Taylor Greene in here. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay to be honest, the male Karens are much scarier than the female Karens. I take back everything I've said. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex makes fun of his friends for having a covid party and then getting covid, and apologizes for some mean things he said to someone on GTA Online the other night. There's also a roast of our good friend and notorious human garbage Ted Cruz. Armie Hammer likes a good roast. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message:...

Alex gets into some trouble with his wonderful super amazing very intelligent and incredibly brave partner for some comments he made about other female's butts in the previous episode, triggering a passionate conversation about said butts. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/mess...

Alex talks about the new guy in charge, and says goodbye to the Orange Man for good. There's also a discussion about coping with loss and helping a guy get through a relationship problem involving his girlfriend's past. Dedicated to James R. Senicola (1985-2021) Buy James's book Trump's Lessons for Kindergarten here: https://www.amazon.com/Trumps-Lessons-Kintergarden-Survive-School...

Alex is back from the weekend, and has a lot to say about Lauren Boebert and her crazy ass. Rest in Peace to James R. Senicola, a great friend of the show, and an amazing human being overall. Donate to the scholarship fund set up in his name here: https://palmbeach.schoolcashonline.com/Fee/Details/157475/3/False/True This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https:/...

A lot of stuff has happened.... I don't really need to say much more than that. But Alex talks about the most recent current events, gets really mad at Ted Cruz and that lady who brings her gun to work, and then looks at the scary content found on Parler. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/s...

It's been an interesting five days.... There's a lot to talk about including the banning of President Trump from his favorite social network, and of course, the rioting and destruction which happened at the Capitol last week. Alex roasts the bison horn guy and makes fun of the Karens who made this all possible. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https...

Kanye did WHAT?!?! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex throws out a bunch of rants about kids, De Blasio, and people in his life who are way too pretentious about hip hop. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex clowns on some weed influencers (while praising one), and helps someone break up with their furry boyfriend. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alex tries his hand at the true crime genre in a riveting story about one of the worst criminals to hit the streets, and rants about stimulus checks, family drama, and New Years resolutions. As always he updates you on the most recent Karen incidents around the country. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://...

Alex finally talks about the news a little bit, and reflects on a potentially haunted (and adorable) situation in his apartment. He then recalls his traumatic experience trying the McRib (don't try it please it's not worth it), reviews the newest GTA Online update, and updates his review for Black Ops: Cold War. Karen trigger warning as always, because Alex then makes fun of a bunch of the...

Alex barely talks about the news, instead opting to talk about vaccines and tell stories about ski trips in the past involving a curious kid and a pack of dogsledding dogs. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Alex just finished The Vow and that was insane.... He connects it to other cults and "seminars" that he's almost joined, and tells a story about a time in college that defined him. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...