The Shallow End

In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a coup...

Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption. Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a p...

First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme an...

It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow En...

We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise. First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, an...

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides. First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to...

On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders. Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hi...

First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension. Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost....

First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing. But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a...

Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget. In the second story, we delve into the fascinating t...

On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm. And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable...

In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns...

In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses. First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days. Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defens...

There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a de...

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten. Learn more about yo...

A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen...

If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices