The ScottyDontX Show

Scotty Dont X makes a triumphant return after (10 months, actually) of silence! Energized from Morning Show Boot Camp 37 and navigating recovery from a broken leg, this reboot episode brings a fresh perspective on technology, gaming, and finding connection during challenging times. Drawing on his roots as a radio talk show host and producer, dating back to 1993, and his extensive experience in TV...

Ever tried to chase away the blues with a Papa John's pizza? Today, we explore just that—alongside a heartfelt message to our buddy BJ, who’s facing the challenging transition of being 'on the beach.' Emotions are running high as I recount the rollercoaster ride of post-Morning Show Boot Camp life, where the struggle of seeing talented friends exit the industry hits hard. With a spr...

Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, like the time I cleverly snagged a Nintendo GameCube by mastering the art of outrageous acts. And let's not forget that time I be...

Quick Recap at the start: Ever find yourself on the receiving end of a surprise firing because of a prank that didn't quite land? Picture this: Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, at your service—well, until the ill-fated laughter of a few grandkids led to my immediate exit from a major mobile company. Join me as I relive this bizarre moment from my career, reflecting on the days when toxic work environment...

Surprise Style Firings: Ever found yourself in a pickle because of a practical joke? Picture me, Scotty Don't X, at the dog park, sun on my face, K9 sniffing away, recounting my unforgettable brush with the "Jack Mehoff" incident. What began as a simple attempt to lighten the mood with a particularly angry customer spiraled into a comedic saga of corporate miscommunication and unexp...

Ever wondered what it's like to lose a legend? The recent and unexpected departure of BJ Shea from KZOK left many of us in the radio community reeling, especially since his new role there had just begun this past January. Join me, Scotty Don't X, as I share personal stories and memories from our interactions over the years, including when BJ banned anyone named Max from calling in after...

Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is p...

Ever wondered why someone who plays the piano gets a fancy title like pianist, while race car drivers don't get labeled with something quite as eloquent? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel this linguistic conundrum, diving into the fascinating etymology of words that shape our understanding and highlight the stark contrasts in cultural connotations. Our journey doesn't...

Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two Stupid, One Smart," where I dig up bizarre internet queries like the fate of synchronized swimmers when one decides to be a solo act in the...

What really keeps Teflon from slipping off your frying pan and onto your dinner plate? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel the sticky science behind this slick kitchen marvel. From the fascinating history of Teflon to its miraculous non-stick properties, discover what makes this technology both a kitchen hero and a maintenance must-know. Get ready for a tantalizing teaser: we’ll...

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Come along as we unravel this puzzling enigma, and many more, with a healthy dose of humor and a sprinkle of historical insight. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the lexicon as we ponder why a cake baked in a pan doesn’t magically transform into a pancake, and how shipment and cargo took on their respective transportational forms. If you&a...

What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sapiens. Join us for a delightful dis...

What if the internet's transformation into a breeding ground for wannabe comedians is more tragic than comedic? Explore the curious ways online culture has morphed everyone into self-proclaimed jokesters, often forgetting the crucial elements of wit and subtlety. This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show boldly tackles the chaotic blend of humor and absurdity pervading the digital landscap...

Ever wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between honoring a classic and keeping it fresh, and let’s face it, talking about movies without spoilers is a tricky business! We also revisit the Star Trek...

Does your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved hobby of fixing up classic cars? We explore the fine line between an enriching pastime and an all-consuming obsession. Why should anyone have...

Imagine dealing with unpredictable, sometimes downright disturbing callers while hosting a public access cable show in early 2000s Seattle. Join me as I walk down memory lane, sharing stories from the Scotty Dune X podcast and my adventures with colorful characters and controversial content, including the infamous incident involving unlicensed pornographic material on public access. I'll also...

Is the Illuminati pulling the strings behind the scenes, or is it all just a load of hooey? On this electrifying episode of the Scotty Dunt X Show, we serve up conspiracy theories and secret societies with a side of humor and a dash of skepticism. Get ready to laugh out loud as we dissect the absurdities of these outlandish claims while pondering what it means to have meaning in our lives. And hey...

Have you ever wondered what it's like to throw an axe, collect hairballs, or engage in competitive punning? You're in for a treat on this episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! We venture into the world of quirky hobbies that are as fascinating as they are offbeat. From the thrilling rush of knife and axe throwing to the nostalgic charm of pet rocks and bottle cap art, our spirited exp...

Ever wondered how a simple bar of soap could spark a competitive spirit? Or how a wooden hobby horse could lead to a thrilling race? This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show promises to uncover the quirkiest hobbies you never knew existed. From the high-stakes world of bug fighting, where real insects battle it out, to my soap carving escapades that trace back to a Procter & Gamble competi...

What kind of person willingly traps ferrets in their pants? Find out as we explore the bizarre and frankly unsettling world of ferret legging—a hobby that's as controversial as it is peculiar. We question the ethics and sanity behind this practice, sparing no judgment for those who subject our furry friends to such antics without their consent. Expect a mix of humor and critique as we debate...

What if the ultimate champion of your favorite candy could be determined through a series of intense, thumb-crushing battles? On this week's Scotty Don't X Show, we explore the bizarre world of M&M battles where one man's quest to crown the top M&M raised some surprisingly interesting questions. Along the way, we dive into the delightful oddities of tree hugging and the jaw-...

Ever been to a CD release party with a breakfast spread so divine it included fresh pineapple? Join me, Scotty Donst, as I take you back to those glory days of Z100 Portland’s Morning Zoo and the incredible Dan Clark, the brain behind many of their best moments. This week, I recount the time I attended one of their iconic events and followed it up with a unique scavenger hunt at Portland Airport l...

Ever wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition is packed with hilarious and outrageous moments from my days at Z100 Portland. From nostalgia-charged parodies like...

Have you ever wondered just how much it costs to replace a deployed airbag? It's more than just a number; it's a glimpse into the high stakes world of road travel. On this adventurous leg of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition, we're sharing the real, often surprising, stories from the road. From the nuances of driving etiquette to the shocking expenses of vehicle repairs, w...

Ever wondered what it's like to experience a road trip through high-tech smart glasses? Join me as I journey from Vancouver to Seattle for an unforgettable Mariners game at T-Mobile Park, all while exploring the amazing features of my Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses. These aren't just any glasses—they capture still pictures, record videos, stream music, and even use AI to describe your surrou...