The Scott Mills Weekly

Another horror story of a date that was going so well, until… Plus, screen grab disaster stories and sleeping bunnies hop into the quiz.

Scott wonders how hairy the pop stars are getting during lockdown, after all Blossoms had some fair ol’ Barnets to start with. Also, its Granny Tinder day and she’s starting to sound like he Queen and Skepta.

Dean brings a shocking tale involving a mum (or mom if you live in Birmingham). Plus, attended Zoomiveristy on time? Well, go ahead and blow that trumpet.

Matt and Simon are on, but are they Brothers or Lovers? Rubbery pencils & inflatable furniture are remembered in The Whoo Game and House-plant or Harry Potter Spell? makes it’s quiz debut.

Scott resorts to some S.A.S style manoeuvres in his pants and is caught on Zoom and it not so much hit the fan but went over the wall in "It was all going well until..."

Aaron tries to lure Granny Tinder withsome Bitcoin but she ain’t no Crypto Queen! Also, Chris gets an idea for an alternative Innuendo Bingo during Bamboleo and Rapper or Accountant is back for the quiz.

Why The Long Face?… The Lolathon is back for 2021 (Yasss!) Plus, “It was going so well until...” more of your date fail stories and Jo has pulled something weird in her van – time to blow a trumpet.

Chris set out to buy a goldfish but ran into all sorts of problems, The Vegan Whisperer is back but can he keep his 100% record? And don’t blink…it’s The Whooo Game.

We get your stories of dates going really well until…You won’t believe what Dan saw on his new prospects bedroom wall. Plus, Ali Plumb takes a break from his movie watching marathon to host the quiz.

Scott's Mum is getting her vaccine but the big question is...What do you wear for such an occasion? Plus, Granny Tinder is back and seems to have a thing for Barack Obama, and Ali Plumb joins us for a 3 way movie Bangers.

Fancy a life-size Scott Mills mask? Find out how much it will set you back in the quiz. Also, Tune of the Week band, The Snuts put Driver’s License lyrics to their own song and we blow more trumpets for your little lockdown victories.

Cereal ads and upside down boobies are remembered on The Whoo Game, Ali Plumb is on a film challenge, and listener Harry had a hard time the weekend speaking to his prospective father-in-law. Buy Why?

Chris plays another round of Lucky Underwear, nights out in Guernsey and Brizzle are offered to The Four Lads In Jeans, it’s Dickie Dribble’s birthday and Hoary Pufflegs invade the quiz.

Hooray! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and Granny Tinder hits us all with a Scrabble clue, Listener Ellen has more evidence that Tom Grennan is the nicest man in pop, and Rapper or Accountant returns in the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

As Valentine’s Day approaches, Flossie from the team devises a new game for Chris called Lucky Underwear. Also, The GC becomes our new celeb supply teacher and The Vegan Whisperer makes a sudden appearance in Blow Your Own Trumpet.

If you think Scott is too big for his boots, think again! He has some ginormous (whooo) ones to help him cope with the snow and the team are loving it. Also, listener Ryan is worried about a camera roll that has fallen into the hands of his family and The Whooo game has a special, Superbowl style, half time treat.

Fancy a Chinese Buffet in Northern Ireland or a Sticky Licky out west? The Four Lads In Jeans rate more of your nights out. Plus another Pupdate and a look back at Chris’s guide to The Isle Of Man in our Mills Golden Moment.

Granny Tinder is not impressed by someone willing to share his German sausage, a nine year old listener sings in the Tune Of The Week and Rapper Or Accountant makes its debut on the Don’t Look It Up Quiz.

Our new favourite listener spills the tea on our Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter and Josh Bassett theory. Also, it’s that time of the week to blow your trumpets for the small victories in your life, Amelia and Louis play Brother or Lover? And a round of Drag-Horse or Race-Queen(??)in the quiz.

We discover a way of dodging the cringy naughty bits from Bridgerton, an update on The Weatherman story, some classic Whooos and The Eggman joins us for Bangers.

The Four Lads in Jeans rate your ideal nights out once again. Also, We re-live some of your great festival moments and sadly say goodbye to our dear friend, producer and quiz-miss of the show, Grace.

Scott wonders if he should try out hi new doggy toilet facility, Granny Tinder is in a generous mood (unless you are a sales caller) and Bamboleo brings all the usual treats.

Scott's voice stand in Charlie chats to the Pointless people but can he get away with it? Also, an pupdate on Scott's new dog and feeling smug today? - then let us blow your trumpet.

Scott and Chris are desperately looking for voice stand-ins, to do the interviews they can't be bothered to. However the only ones they can find don't even know who they are! Also, The Whoo Game is back and producer Grace gets her spaghetti in a twist.

Can’t wait for a night out again? What are you going to do? The legendary Four Lads In Jeans (off of the famous meme) rate your night out. Also Granny Tinder has her vaccination and Scott’s new dog has a Zoom meeting.