The Scott Mills Weekly

As Scotland and Wales get to return to their favourite haunts, Chris inspires us all with a poem to get many a tear rolling. Also, it’s the launch of Radio 1 Relax so Scott practises his Chill voice and a round of MMA fighter or cocktail features in the quiz.

Granny Tinder has her eye on Ryan Gosling but he’s probably already been “snapped up” Also, Chris wants to know the rules on jumping in ponds and do you know what Bumerangs and Jerkers are? Find out in the quiz.

Annie Mac is going to be allowed to get muddy and be ridden around a field. Also, we blow some trumpets for a spud cropper and guess the Metal covers in the quiz.

Dua Lipa listens back to her Live Lounge Performance, Scott seems to have a problem with Greta Thunberg, Grimmy joins us for the quiz and remember The Mannequin Challenge? It’s The Whooo Game.

Jessie is back and pulls out another kids TV show from her Sac Magique, Scott gets into a worrying chat with a fellow dog walker and is Bruno Mars as ridiculous as his songs suggest?

Granny Tinder, Bamboleo, Quiz and a fresh crop for Stark. Happy Wednesday Everybody!!

Kids TV shows that are hard to describe by an adult, Pitbull or Shakespear and Mystic Meg & Terry Tibbs...Whooooooo

Some listeners are finding it hard to creep back to normality, after all what to do with the hair? Also, more explaining kids TV shows as an adult and Live Lounges time forgot.

The nan foot incident is put to bed plus a look back at innuendo bingo.

Chris' gammy foot, TikTok sensation Ollie Ball is here and twisted audio on the quiz.

Scott and Chris have commissioned some of your favourite tunes with added sax from Tik Tok star Evan Jacobson. Plus Don't Look It Up and Chris is back playing football.

Chris Stark's crime scene, Granny Tinder and mind the gap, it's Bambaleo Wednesday.

Joel Corry and Raye critique their own Live Lounge performance, we invite you, once again, to blow your own trumpet and has Bruno Mars turned into a Bruno Mars parody?

Was Tom Hanks spotted in a St. Albans coffee shop? Emma thinks so. Also, Scott is eager to get home, run the bath and use his birthday gift from Chris and we’ve found someone with same penchant as Scott, for adding Extra Brass to songs.

Listener Rachel will miss her trip to Rome, Scott and Chris step in with all the dodgy Italian accents. Also, Remember when Jack Whitehall heard all about his conception in Where Do You Think They Were? And Pitbull or Shakespeare is back for the quiz.

Scott educates us on the Postcode Lottery song (apparently done by someone called Paul McCartney), Granny Tinder learns all about foam parties and our Bangers caller has a lesson on nude candles.

Listener Lorna talks about her worst day ever, Scott releases an emergency press release about the “Toilet Incident” and anyone cooked a gammon lately? Well, we’ll blow a trumpet for you.

Chris has bagged himself a Number One trophy but was the downfall of Olivia Rodrigo due to Scott's influence? Also, it's a big day at Radio 1 as the new 8th Floor toilets are opened. Chris reports live from the event and Scott has new inspirational sign to hang up.

Adrian Dunbar off of Line Of Duty gives your favourite hits the Ted Hastings Interrogation Treatment and manages to make Olivia Rodrigo sound quite menacing. Also, Gigs – remember what they are? Chris explains.

Yay! It’s Bamboleo Wednesday and The GT gets a reply from the DG about her request for Chris to join Masterchef and Chris reveals that he’s never smuggled a budgie.

Vaccine Jealousy, toilet refurbs, Greek holidays, eye tests, cheese, panpipes, Tyrone Mings and Conor Coady. What more do you want in a podcast?

New totals are in for our Lolathon challenge, another chance to hear Capaldi The Musical and some extra Unexpected Covers. If you missed any of the Lolathon including the hi tech game of “BattleNips” why not catch up with it all on BBC Sounds.

The GT writes to The DG trying to get Chris on Masterchef, Scott’s prepared his overnight bag for the Lolathon and Vicky and Katie are on to reveal details of how Scott is going to be presented with something he has never seen before.

Scott’s BF has picked up an annoying habit, the trumpets are out and Goofy, Sturdy and Rugged are on the phone.

Tom’s sent ‘em and Long Michelle’s received ‘em! More screenshots gone wrong. Also, locked the butler in the fridge lately? The Whoo Game is on and team member Helena (of The Gossip Huns) hosts the quiz.