The Samurai Professionals Podcast

Welcome to Day 13 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod was Tyson/Paul fight. The conversation turns to reactions to Bernice Burgos saying on her $30K as a Startender on a slow night, the mass migration of people leaving Twitter (X), Trick Daddy not wanting to be called African American, and Denzel Washington announcing his retirement. Frank has a hypothetical ques...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod remembering Quincy Jones. The conversation turns to reactions to the Presidential election. Frank and Marvin give their remarks on an African politician found with over 400 sextapes on his computer, Cam Newton discussing cheating on his girlfriend, DDG bringing his son on the Kai Cenat stream and Halle Bailey’s reaction, and much more. Let's Chop...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a messy advanced basketball statistic about Brandon Ingram. The conversation turns to Young Thug pleading guilty in YSL case and released to return hose with heavy stipulations. Frank and Marvin give their last remarks before Election Day. The guys then transition to Shaq on Angel Reese’s podcast and floating a controversial idea to increase...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod catching up with Frank on his travels. The conversation turns to Lil Durk getting arrested for murder-for-hire. They discuss mothers sitting in the backseat, women purposely trying to make you jealous, it helping illegal to go through phones, new technology to communicate while dreaming, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscri...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing our parents asking if we had McDonald’s money. They discuss the Drake & Jay-Z bubbling rivalry, the internet’s reaction to our Jaguar Wright take, Jaguar Wright & Orlando Brown creating content together, Dame Dash speaks on the Diddy allegations. They close out the pod discussing the rumor that Stefon Diggs allegedly slept with...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing dirty macking. They discuss the port workers strike, Finesse2Tymes discussing women cheating, after finding out his latest child isn’t his, paying babymom’s rent, favorite porn scenarios, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro 1 | Marvins Room - Drake Intro 2 | Thim Slick - Fa...

The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with  catching up after a week off. They discuss finding out your new wife was a porn star in the past, the consequences of public allegations, particularly focusing on Diddy's recent legal troubles, Shxts & Gigs recent issues, Card B & Offset’s latest online beef, and how soon is too soon move on. We also have voicemails, and much more....

Happy Labor Day! You may be off, but your boys working. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Marvin opens the pod with an interesting question about what your time is worth to you. Frank brings a clip of a woman asking for advice on approaching. The convo switches to Miami being ranked the rudest city in the United States. The guys turn to reacting to clips of Dr. Umar explaining why he believes that hip-...

Coming off of the PSA: Mental Health Podcast episode, we want to throw it back to the episode when Frank started therapy. That week, Marvin & Frank discussed therapy, Russia invading Ukraine, best TV shows of all time, and much more. Let's Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Vibes of the Week Playlist: Frank - Old School | Back In The Days - Trick Daddy...

The Samurai Pros are back. This week the boys hopped on with our boy Izzy over at PSA: The Mental Health Podcast and discussed a variety of topics like Jamie Foxx discussing his close call last year, Usher receiving BET Lifetime Achievement Award, Rick Ross getting into a scuffle in Canada, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!  Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow.     Listen to...

The Samurai Pros are back. Marvin is back from for Chicago. Frank starts the conversation off with the importance of a good thumbnail and transitioned into the Hawk Tuah girl going viral. Marvin talks about his trip to Chicago and presents his issue with all-body deodorant and how a lot romantic movie scenarios logistically make no sense. The boys reacts to the clip of Matthew Stafford’s wife spea...

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!! The Samurai Pros are back and they discuss divorce rates in the Black community. Frank explaining how he understands why men leave their families. The guys take another look at who the real villain in Baby Boy was. The conversation moves to Michael Rainey Jr. on Tylil's strem, Complex's list of funniest people on the internet, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!  Rate, Co...

The Samurai Pros are BACK! Marvin starts us off telling us about his vacation. The conversation then shift to an interesting conversation about ‘post nut clarity’. The conversation transitions to the latest developments with CNN releasing a video of a domestic incident Diddy & Cassie and the subsequent apology that followed. Coming off of the allegations of Diddy blowing up Kid Cudi’s car, the...

The Samurai Pros are back with ANOTHER ONE!!! The conversation start off with how showing up on time to black events means you’re going to be a part of the set up crew. The conversation then shifts to Amanda Seales’ appearance on Shanon Sharpe’s ‘Club Shay Shay’ and  discussing dealing with racism as a child actor. The guys share their early experiences with racism. Then they discuss that Tennesse...

The Samurai Pros are back with ANOTHER ONE!!! The conversation start off with when WNBA players start flying men out. The conversation then shifts to Drake’s response diss record ‘Push Ups’ and the quick response from Rick Ross, as we witness the last real rap beef. Then they discuss the response to OJ Simpson death. The conversation then shifts to Kai Cenat suing OnlyFans model for exposing him....

The Samurai Pros are back with ANOTHER ONE!!! The conversation start off with J. Cole's apology to Kendrick Lamar for his recent diss track. The conversation then shifts to Meek Mill and Wale's beef and the importance of keeping certain things private. Then they discuss The City Girl’s, JT and Yung Miami arguing on Twitter, as well as the recent back-and-forth between Chris Brown and Quavo...

The Samurai Pros are back with ANOTHER ONE!!! The conversation start off Drake’s association with Sexyy Red. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about Drake's promotion of artists on his label and the lack of support for his own artists. Then, They shift to J. Cole's new EP ‘Might Delete Later’ and his ‘7 Minute Drill’ response to Kendrick Lamar. Marvin gives his complete reaction to the...

The Samurai Pros are BACK!!! The conversation starts discussing miscommunication and personalization. Then, the conversation shifts to what year of our lives we would relive, the Latina Mount Rushmore, quintessential 90s R&B songs. Marvin recognizes hate and handles a “housekeeping” item. The boys, then, discuss Kendrick Lamar's appearance on Future & Metro Boomin’s new album WE DON’T...

The Samurai Pros start off wild, discussing toe sucking, play a game of Here Me Out that takes down a whole rabbit whole of foolishness. The conversation turns to Draya Michele announcing pregnancy with 21 year-old boyfriend, inflation not hitting h*e prices, Jess Hilarious tried to to get with Chico Bean while she had a boyfriend, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!  Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It...

The Samurai Pros start with how it’s over for All-Star Weekend, Chris Brown accusing Ruffles of getting him kicked from the Celebrity All-Star Game, Rachel Dolezal gets fired for having an OnlyFans page, Nigerian artist Omah Jay brings a fan’s girlfriend on stage, Trump releases a sneaker, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!  Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow.     DISCORD - h...

The Samurai Pros start with discussing the lengths we will go for our children, the Super Bowl, Usher’s halftime performance, Beyoncé dropping new music, Larsa Pippen & Marcus Jordan break-up allegedly, YSL defense attorney Nicole Fegan has been arrested on gang charges, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!  Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow.     DISCORD - https://discord....

The Samurai Pros starts the discussion with prioritizing exes and new partners. The conversation shifts to the Grammys, including Jay-Z acceptance speech and Taylor Swift winning 4th Album of the Year award, verbal altercation between Sukihana and Bobbi Althoff, Kobe Bryant’s state unveiled, Shaq saying you shouldn’t open up to women, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!   **BIG ANNOUNCEMENT**  WE LAU...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Can you still say that on January 15th? In the first episode of the 2024, Marvin and Frank hop right in and discuss the importance of setting boundaries and learning to say no. The conversation shifts to various topics including the mysterious tunnels found in NYC, aliens in Miami, Katt Williams' viral interview, no more oral sex in 2024, realizations during a fight, Jonathan Maj...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! In the final episode of 2023, The Samurai Pros start off with dealing with drunk partners, the guilty verdict of actor Jonathan Majors, knowing when to leave toxic relationships, recap the major stories of 2023, the importance of being in the right stage of life for a serious relationship, and as their tradition they do their annual recap of the top categories in porn,...

THE BOYS ARE BACK!!! Marvin talks about how we need to bring back Adultery R&B and get back to cheating properly. The Samurai Pros recap Thanksgiving, and discus how Jesus’ close friends weren’t sh*t, the latest allegations, and details of the Teyana Taylor & Iman Shumpert divorce, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!   **BIG ANNOUNCEMENT**  WE LAUNCHED OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL - SUBSCRIBE NOW  https://www...