The Samurai Professionals Podcast

Welcome to Day 299 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Professionals are back with a mix of chaos, culture, and conversations you didn’t know you needed. This week, Marvin and Frank break down Raja Jackson’s vicious attack on a pro wrestler, the new Jussie Smollett documentary, and why Lil Nas X is once again running around naked and making headlines. On the relationship side, the Pros dive into the Lo...

Welcome to Day 292 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing Target’s CEO stepping down, they react to Cam’ron clip about Newman Yorker’s coming to making think it’s sweet down here, also Cam’ron petty set up of Omar Gooding, Jurnee Smollett’s ex-husband now asking for half of the actress’s retirement, the crew’s excitement for the Jussie Smollett documentar...

Welcome to Day 271 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod discussing reaction from their Hulk Hogan take, Tracee Ellis Ross posting about the loss of Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and ESPN firing Shannon Sharpe. The conversation turns to Deion Sanders announcing that he beat bladder and video of Karrueche Tran by his side. Then a listener letter about toxic relationships ta...

Welcome to Day 264 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys are here for a good time, not a long time and discuss, Shannon Sharpe settling lawsuit with OF model, heart breaking tragedies, and the deaths of celebrities such as: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Please visi...

Welcome to Day 257 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. Marvin recaps his trip to Atlanta to see Beyonce, which leads to a conversation about YN’s breaking into a car and stealing unreleased music and videos. And then the unthinkable happened… Marvin brings Beyonce to the table. The conversation turns to UNO coming to Vegas tables...

Welcome to Day 243 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys starts the pod talking about running from dogs. This episode was recorded on July 2nd on the same day the Diddy verdict was announced. So the crew dives in to the verdict and what it means. Then, the conversation shifts to Halle Bailey seen with new guy who on a boat and the PDA is on 10, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! R...

Welcome to Day 236 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod talking about their favorite movie crash outs. Then, Memphis Bleek’s recent interview on The Breakfast Club leads to a conversation about loyalty amongst friends. The conversation then shifts to a thread about a long-term relationship moving to a non monogamous relationship, which leads to a conversation abou...

Welcome to Day 229 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss how it’s the new concept that you can be reached 24 hours a day. They play a new game called When Black People Say. The conversation then shifts to a songs that turns corporate people into thugs, WW3, maybe the worst nightclub fight ever recorded, and they play another game of Mind Over Matter, and much more. Let’s...

Welcome to Day 222 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys discuss negotiating tactics. They catch up on Frank’s surgery. They briefly touch on the BET awards. The conversation then shifts to a deep dive for into toxic relationships. Are toxic relationships easier? What are your cheating boundaries? Should you date seriously after a toxic relationship? Find out their answers, and...

Welcome to Day 215 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys catch up on where they’ve been. The conversation then shifts to public breakups of Elon Musk & Donald Trump. The conversation moves to Frank’s cool ChatGPT prompt that told them what Ai thinks of them. Then the conversations shifts to Offset wanting alimony from Cardi B, and rumors of Vanessa Bryant being pregnant, and...

Welcome to Day 194 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start with reminiscing about their high school prom experiences. The conversation then shifts to more serious topics, including the ongoing Diddy case. The discussion also touches on the recent  stabbing of Tory Lanez and new developments in his case. Then the conversations shifts to mothers: Lil Wayne kicking his fiancee...

Welcome to Day 187 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how choosing to remove an artist and all their contributions from history, which turns to a core memory breakthrough. The conversation shifts to the latest 100 men vs 100 _____. Then, the Boys discuss the Met Gala and Rihanna being pregnant, Paul Pierce views on living with a woman, and muc...

Welcome to Day 180 of the Apocalypse. AND WELCOME TO EPISODE 200!!! The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod with a convo about how money is a qualifier for dating. The conversation shifts to the discuss the internet erupting over the topic of 100 men vs. one gorilla. Then, the Boys discuss the Shedeur Sanders prank call and how many times they’ve been in love. Of course, it would be on...

Welcome to Day 173 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about professions they wouldn’t date. The conversation shifts to the latest of Shannon Sharpe is being sued civilly for $50 million. SPOILER ALERT The Boys give their thoughts on the new Ryan Coogler film, SINNERS, Toni Braxton & Birdman’s marriage, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment...

Welcome to Day 166 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with the guys talking about dealing with women and all their friends in an argument. The conversation shifts to discussing if we live in the toughest time to be an adult, the celebrity women going to space, all the Mt. Rushmores, and Shaq’s breakdown on the 3 different types of cheaters, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!...

Welcome to Day 159 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Pod starts with Marvin bringing the government to the table about tariffs. He even has smoke for Netflix for what the did to Pop The Balloon. Frank brings Damon Wayans to the table for sleeping with his nephews ex. The conversation shifts when the boys start listing the Top 10 TV Moments of the 90s, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up!...

Welcome to Day 131 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Marvin starts out the pod bringing people to the table about text messaging and Instagram Close Friends etiquette. The Boys jump in the latest allegations involving Diddy, which included Druski & Odell Beckham. They dive into Doechii calling straight men a red flag, Xavier Worthy finding out his fiancée is cheating, and the hei...

Welcome to Day 117 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Sorry for the wait. The Boys are all over the place with Steve Smith Sr.’s cheating scandals, STDs, what’s worst during a breakup, the final form of heauxs, and much more. Let’s Chop It Up! Rate, Comment, and Subscribe. It helps the podcast to grow. Intro | Sorry 4 The Wait - Lil Wayne Vibes of the Week Frank | ALERT - Toby Nwigwe...

Welcome to Day 89 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys are all over the place with Donald Trump’s ICE coming for coming for everyone, to Trump declassifying files on the MLK assassination, to Trump blaming DEI for the plane & helicopter crash in DC. The conversation turns when Marvin brings Frank to the table for 2 violations. They end the pod discussing the recent DJ Akade...

Welcome to Day 82 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys called that TikTok play and Donald Trump appearing to be the savior. Frank discusses torturing himself all Inauguration Day and trying share his pain with Marvin. Frank discusses Elon Musk’s hand gesture. The conversation shifts to Boosie’s tweet about the age ranges of YNs, Big Bros, Uncs, and Oldheads, as they accept thei...

Welcome to Day 76 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! Kicking off the new year with bang. They discuss the implications of the TikTok ban and Donald Trump appearing to be the savior. The conversation shifts into dynamics of friendship and loyalty in the public eye, as they discuss Drake & LeBron James, as well as Cam’ron & Jim Jones. They delve into heavy handed parenting, bein...

Welcome to Day 55 of the Apocalypse. Closing out our Kobe year with a bang. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The boys discussed the Christmas holiday. They discuss the Beyoncé’s halftime performance. The discussion then shifts to a conversation about the internet’s reaction to Travis Hunter and his fiancée. It’s that time of year again, time for our annual This Year In P*rn wrap-up, where they go over...

Welcome to Day 48 of the Apocalypse. Merry Christmas to you all!!! The Samurai Pros are back!!! Both of the boys were outside this week and they reflect on the energy and excitement of Usher's concert. The discussion then shifts to a conversation about A$AP Rocky wanting to be left out of Rihanna’s will. They explore the dynamics of cheating and side-dude etiquette, give an update on the JAY-Z acc...

Welcome to Day 41 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!! The Boys start the pod addressing The Opps who took down their last episode. They discuss Christmas shopping. The conversation turns to reactions to the recent allegations against JAY-Z. The Boys react to the death of the United Healthcare’s CEO and Marvin has theory. Frank brings Papoose & Remy Ma to the table, and much more. L...

Welcome to Day 20 of the Apocalypse. The Samurai Pros are back!!!  **Marvin’s audio was corrupted and we had to use the backup audio. We apologize in advance.** The Boys start the pod catching up from the week. The conversation turns to reactions to Kendrick Lamar surprising us with his new album “GNX” minutes before we started recording, J. Cole’s new audio adventure, rumors of Diddy running the...