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The Rum Runnas Podcast

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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!We f...

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May 12, 2024

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Episodes

One Penis to Save The World! 15.09.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Leeks "reefer smoking" man is arrested after stealing Viagra when he couldn't stand up to the needs of his new girlfriend lawyers says not a "hardened" criminal, In FL a marriage proposal goes wrong when the banner is mistaken as hate speech company...

Glue...Makes a Deadly Condom! 08.09.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A rhino head ends up on a PA street and police don't know if it's illegal or not but wonder why people aren't coming forward, the only resident of Nebraska's only one person town is confused to find out about a 100% population boom but it was all made...

I'm Not Sacrificing Chickens...Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor! 01.09.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A tragic love affair between a woman and a chimpanzee cut short by a zoo that tolerates bullying, a man in NJ that practices Santeria may or may not have been sacrificing animals but definitely didn't have permission to have a small farm in his townho...

Spicy Cocaine 25.08.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man caught smuggling a surprisingly large amount of cocaine in a tiny vessel...peppers (essentially creating Spicy Cocaine), a real life Weekend at Bernie's situation when two NY women capitalize on their roommates death to throw a bunch of parti...

Poor Penmanship Stops Bank Robbery 18.08.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An inventor modifies a car straight out of Twisted Metal that spews 20 foot flames, Utahns (Utitans) demand the governor's name be changed to something less obscene, a man fails to rob a bank multiple times based solely off of his bad hand writing, a...

Machine Turtle 11.08.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A flying turtle crashes into a car on a FL highway (and how could we improve on the turtle...rebuild him make him stronger), a Burger King employee in a crazy turn of events pulls a gun on a customer, a Japanese man dies of a heart attack during a sol...

Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey 04.08.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: buying planets, a statewide police chase of an oil tanker that may or may not just be following it's route, a pair of dogs out for a joyride crash a tractor trailer into a brand new house, a trailer park for swingers sparks a debate over the strange e...

Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick, Jack Bear Maced Everyone! 28.07.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An non-armed man harassing women, a candle thief that used bear mace to pull off the perfect heist, a woman that acted as a demented tooth fairy, proof you're not safe anywhere when a man is hit by a car at his dinner table & a shooting/stabbing w...

Right to Arm "BEARS"! 21.07.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A bear stealing a gun and snacks to A shooting over who won a foot race & A woman almost loses a finger walking her dog to A Taco Bell nearly burning down due to fireworks. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!   Follow Us On: Website: www....

Nostradameus Arsonist 14.07.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Cart Thieves leading to serious 1st world problems to Czech scientists getting fish addicted to Meth, A man predicting a fire seconds before he starts it to A woman that led police on a very on again off again varying speed chase until being caught at...

Lost, Naked & Afraid 08.07.2021

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Nude sunbathers running scared in AUS and getting lost in the woods irritating local authorities to a stampede of cows fleeing for there lives in southern CA, a sex doll being mistaken for a naked drowning woman to a man being belittled for standing b...

Gay Penguin Adoption 05.11.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman "personating" a prosecutor to drop her own charges, the second story we've covered about a cock fighting rooster killing a man this time a Police Chief, A terrible man receiving instant universal karma, A repeat offending egg stealing gay peng...

Holy Threesome 29.10.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The arrest of a priest after hiring 2 dominatrix and filming the tryst, a sandwich flinging brouhaha at McDonald's, a fart in an Uber leads to court and worse, a man becomes an unknowing drug mule, and an attempted firebug arrested for trying to burn...

Hypnotic Prostate Exam 22.10.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being shot for having an old phone, A couple arrested for trying to arrange a sexual affair with a horse, A hypnotist that was arrested for giving illegal prostate exams, and a chastity locker that was discovered to have the chance of being perm...

Vagina Cult Beach Party 15.10.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man stealing and returning a truck to meet aliens, a cult worshipping a 4 foot vagina have a beach party, A girl fakes a kidnapping to miss school, 325,000 used condoms cleaned for resale, and Floridaman attacking cops with a Bible. We Read The Clic...

Flaming Chicken Poop! 02.10.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman leading police on a high speed chase because she had to poop, a real life burgling Catwoman, a "Deputy Headed" teacher killed by cows, and the highly dangerous and explosive nature of Chicken Poop! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!...

Man Cuts off Girlfriend's Hand...She Goes to Jail?! 24.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man cutting of his girlfriend's hand and she goes to jail, an Anchorage dentist going to jail after removing a tooth on a hoverboard, Ole Miss accidentally putting a porn star on a cup to honor healthcare workers, and an anti-masker misquoting Pixar...

The Great Rice Negotiation 17.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man being arrested for calling 911 over 1000 times selling eggs rolls, a man stealing a police dog with sausages, the hilarious telling of a man in India's rice negotiation, a woman trying out a sex toy in the shop, and a man blowing up his house tr...

We're Making an OnlyFans?!?! 10.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man making a naked Taco Bell run, A woman being kicked out of Bingo for not covering her neck hole, a Swiss town experiencing once in a lifetime precipitation (Chocolate Snow) and Bella Thorne's entry and effect on the OnlyFans platform. We Read The...

The Great Nut Heist 05.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An "elaborate" heist of $350k in pistachios, why a lector was punched in the face at a Philadelphia church, a Floridaman trying to cash in the payout on stolen scratch-off's at the store he stole them from, to Brazil's President picking up a little pe...

Conservative Crotch Shot 05.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A delivery driver getting caught pooping in a garden by a blue belted Karen to An extreme right wing man trolling liberals by pointing a loaded gun at his crotch and accidentally firing it. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version av...

Chainsaw Fight 05.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A funeral home bringing the wrong body to a funeral which led to a multi hour long search for the correct body to either a large or small group of men fighting on a Toronto Beach which then escalated to a chainsaw wielding nightmare for passerby's. We...

Jarred Got Blown Up! 05.09.2020

On this week's episode Jarred and Kyle take a step away from their usual wheelhouse of weird/funny internet click-bait news to finally shed light on a long kept Rum Runnas secret. Listen to the guys discuss the events and circumstances that led up to an explosion that almost killed Jarred! Hear in graphic detail the accident, as well as the unforeseen way his burns mutated, his time spent hospital...

The Great Dildo Heist 05.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The theft of an outrageously large sex toy all the way to A neighbor border dispute that left a garage perfectly dissected in half. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow U...

Don't Grab the Bull by the Horns 05.09.2020

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman urinating in a store to protest wearing a mask, A woman that shot her boyfriend for NOT arguing with her, and Why you really shouldn't take the old saying "Grab the bull by the horns" literally! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Vid...

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