The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An AR man with multiple bankruptcies (One of which he's still in) is trying to be the state treasurer because no one should understand being bad with money than the guy in charge of all your money, Brazilian Pop Star is hospitalized after holding her...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An OH woman gets shorted on her chicken order and calls the police (The real question is why can restaurants steal from you but you cant steal from them?), British man is mocked by people and media outlets for putting vegetable oil in his car with abs...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man mislabels a few packages and asks too many questions and ends up in jail for shipping turtles and snakes over the Florida Georgia Line, Woman quits bartending job to dispense another drink...her breastmilk, Florida couple pretends to sell dogs f...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: TN man arrested for hitting wife with bread...then a board should of stopped at the bread, Finnish Olympian loses race because his penis froze...again, Dalry man refuses to unclench butt cheeks for a cocaine check arrested for possession, Boston man s...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A drunk woman in Orlando International Airport leads airport security on a low speed motorized luggage chase through the terminal, A NYC train full of poop is bound for AL in an apparently infamous poop train incident, An AL gas station attendant defe...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Las Vegas man with a grenade up his butt (but not really) threatening to blow up a casino and apparently charged with the threat of lying (honestly we couldn't figure it out), IA man pranks his friend with mayo gets punched and loses it smashing his...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A LV man claims the ghost of Dale Earnhardt made him drive into incoming traffic to bring NASCAR back to LV will it work we don't know but he's in jail, Columbia seizes 20,000 liquid cocaine filled coconuts...you put the coke in the coconuts and then...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Italian government tries to have Noble Peace Prize Winner speak but gets a dose of Final Fantasy Porn, Midland school's principle (That doesn't seem very inclusive) promises there isn't litter boxes for students but can we be sure they didn't move the...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Omaha woman scolds her cat whom immediately decides enough is enough and throws down woman calls 911 to save her, Being Vegan might be horrific as studies begin to prove that plants can feel pain and make sounds when they are injured or dying (So plan...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across U...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Israeli Scientists teach goldfish to drive moving one step closer to a world run by fish, The President of Paraguay's Deer kills one of his own security detail, UK Mom finds meth in her daughter's cereal box turns it in and must be livid after finding...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet; the recorder took a noise dive an hour in erasing our original show (which may or may not have been the Greatest Episode Ever) so this is The Tribute, covering everything from: Breaking down Billie Eilish's negative feelings towards porn after watching violent porn negatively...

Happy Holidays! While we take this time to spend with our families we didn't want you to go too long without hearing from us. So here is one of our classic episodes, enjoy because new episodes are coming in 2022! On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Cart Thieves leading to serious 1st wo...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston woman was tired of losing so she set the machine on fire pushing a nearby player to shoot her, Walmart pulls a singing and dancing cactus from its online stores after finding one of its songs is a Polish rap about cocaine and hopelessness, C...

Back from the holiday break (This episode was recorded before the Thanksgiving Holiday) On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by their new business partner Austin of Times Live Media Group to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: UK McDonalds fan threatens to call the authorities after a food vlogger makes "Healthy...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Was the Astroworld tragedy really a satanic sacrifice, a family in MA watches as their loved ones body goes into their grave before their casket and they are quite upset about it, Disney fans are up in arms wanting stricter wardrobe rules after seeing...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, this week joined by long time friend and fan of the show, Matt aka Twitch Streamer "IPunch__" McConnell to cover everything from: a Japanese man in trouble with the law for making his kitty swim, a woman finishes the second half of a marathon after pooping her pants and beats...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, but this week they are joined by return guest Marc "Greatness" Hunter. Veteran, Motivational Speaker, Entrepreneur, and Author of: The Greatness Manefesto" and the upcoming "Unstoppable Breakthrough". The boys discuss how Marc found himself in the ARMY, past run ins with the l...

On this very special Halloween episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, each with their own Halloween Flavor; covering everything from: A UK nurse is convinced she was unjustly fired since her coworkers hypnotized her causing her to get possessed and making her fart against her will, NZ town of Christchurch lays off their official...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by a long time friend Andy, better known as DJ AK Vibes. This week the boys discuss what happened to Andy after high school, how did enter into the crazy Philadelphia DJ scene, memories from working as a student in the music industry, meeting celebrities Good and Bad, how he found himself in Miami, where his love of travel came from, out of the 80+...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Boston School has to book a party bus equipped with stripper poles for a school field trip amid bus driver shortages for some reason this was a problem, a Kansas City man is arrested after trying to sell a catalytic converter...with meth in the pict...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, joined by Special Guest Filmmaker Jared Haas (Writer/Director of "The Retailer"), covering everything from: What got Jared into filmmaking, What it was like filming during a pandemic and then making a hard left into a Crypto Trading Hamster out trading Warren Buffet, A woman p...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A UT Model falls for a phone scam that costs her all of the hair on her head, Rolling Stones Manager dies in a very suspicious way while digging a grave the irony writes itself, an OK man robs a man at spike point taking his leg...don't worry it was p...

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An upset customer in CO leads to a more upset contractor ripping out their shower (also would you use our human car wash as a bath alternative?), NJ's new marijuana laws are making it hard to search cars whenever police want so now they want you to lo...