Roy and Dane

The Roy and Dane Podcast

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Roy and Dane are just a couple of mates diving into the big (and small) issues of everyday life. Covering everything from sports to the great outdoors, parenthood to small town news and everything in between. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/mojo/rumbleLicense code: 4IDR6DHJJPPFKEHU

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Roy and Dane

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Aug 1, 2025

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Episodes

Ep. 30 - There's an awful lot of harmonica for a song about a piano man! 02.08.2024

In this episode, the boys are both crook and sounding croaky and sexy. They reminisce about Dane's 2016 footy tipping triumph and the major cash prize. The controversial ending to the women's Olympic boxing match rears it's head as well. Plus, the Australian women are absolutely killing it in Paris. The boys discuss some old school bangers that have popped up on the stereo lately, as w...

Ep. 29 - Dude, I put an axe through my fucking foot, I'll put one through you! 30.07.2024

In this episode, the boy discuss a wet and wild weekend including cooking up some delicious wings and ribs, a toxic fire pit at Dane's and Roy having to top soil his lawn early. Dane gives us an Olympics update with all of our Gold Medal winners so far, plus some notable mentions across the rest of the 33rd Olympiad. Roy discusses the ramifications of UFC 304 and the upcoming fight card this w...

Ep. 28 - I didn't say the F word there at all bud! Fat's a three letter word my friend. 26.07.2024

In this episode, the boys catch up after a week of returning to work, putting an axe through a foot and plenty of interesting news. Dane gives a shoutout to all of the listeners after the show hit 1000 plays. Roy discusses the new hats and his unorthodox cleaning methods for them, as well as a shoutout to Buzz for the Komodo Joe suggestion. Dane discusses plenty of F1 news, including the Belgium G...

Ep. 27 - It's fucking hard! I'd better have a day off to recover from the day off. 23.07.2024

In this episode, the boys discuss Oscar Piastri's maiden F1 win at the Hungaroring on the weekend, the Daniel Ricciardo rumours that won't go away and Lewis Hamilton's 200 podiums. Roy chats about Joe Biden's exit from the US Presidential race. Dane's laptop decided to go for a fall and cracked the screen, so he talks about the potential cost of repair. Roy gives us a few new a...

Ep. 26 - We're number one with your number two's! 19.07.2024

In this episode, the boys recap a big week that saw the NSW Blues win the 2024 State of Origin series. Go the Blues! Dane discusses the classic Australian movies from over the years, including some listeners favourites. Roy fills us in on some exciting UFC fights coming up, including a potential matchup with Volk and Justin Gaethje. The boys chat about how podcasts are being touted as the future o...

Ep. 25 - Too many cats and you're fucked! 15.07.2024

In this episode, the boys are reunited after a big couple of weeks apart. Dane recaps his adventure to the Gold Coast, Nymboida and the Central Coast. Roy fill us in on his recent purchase on the hunting scene and the boys discuss the Trump "incident". Dane discusses some stats around Lewis Hamilton's record-breaking F1 British GP win last weekend. Roy discusses his mid-week Polaris...

Ep. 24 - I've never seen so much grass in my life! 12.07.2024

In this episode, Roy has a special guest on show and the boys spend some time reminiscing and telling a few stories from the good 'ole days while Dane is still MIA. Tune it to see who it is.

Ep. 23 - That's the perfect combo, the McHappy meal of guns. 05.07.2024

In this episode, Roy flies solo with Dane being away at a hockey tournament. Rather than tell you everything here, take a gamble and have a listen. Well done Roy!

Ep. 22 - Remember when I got my lips pierced...? I was fuckin' shattered the whole weekend! 28.06.2024

In this episode, the boys celebrate a massive win by the NSW Blues in Game 2 of the State of Origin Series. Dane recaps an interesting week for Aussie sport with a loss for our T20 World Cup side and a win by The Wizard and The Heat in their first fixture of the World Cup of Darts, pipping Japan 4-3. The boys have a chat about the 6.5 Creedmoor and it's standing in the calibre hierarchy, plus...

Ep. 21 - Don't grow up, just be more sensible 25.06.2024

In this episode, the boys catch up after the weekend and discuss Roy's recently broken ribs. After a huge win for Robert Whitaker, the boys chat about the rest of the results from the card. Roy talks about the prices of some kids dirt bikes and reminisces about the good 'ole days of riding PW50's. Dane discusses the F1 Spanish GP results and the missed opportunity for Lando Norris afte...

Ep. 20 - For a dude your size you need to get fuckin’ better, you’re shit! 21.06.2024

In this episode, Roy and Dane catch up after a big week apart. They discuss the recent Isaac Butterfield comedy show and Roy's trip to the hospital. Dane discusses his cousin's brewery and it's change of location, plus the boys sample one of the delights. The State of Origin squads have been released so Dane picks the changes for NSW apart, plus Roy discuss the upcoming fight events an...

Ep. 19 - Normally I just spit the dummy, throw my toys out of the pram and fuck off somewhere else... Yeah I've seen you do it! 14.06.2024

In this episode, the boys discuss some tricky situations around being new dads and having upset babies. Roy chats about the McGregor vs Chandler fight being cancelled at UFC 303, as well as Robert Whitaker's new opponent. Dane talks about the $40m Leichardt Oval upgrade package announced and what it may mean for the Wests Tigers. Roy has a little moment chatting about the new Luke Combs album...

Ep. 18 - My advice is to the blokes out there... Surround yourself with really good women! 12.06.2024

In this episode, the boys catch up after an extra-long weekend. Blame Dane for the delay! Roy talks about his weekend of pig shooting, fixing his tv and hanging out with the family. Dane is still recovering from a huge hockey tournament on the Central Coast. The boys discuss the new F1 regulations arriving in 2026 which should provide some closer racing and bringing the fans back. Roy gives out so...

Ep. 17 - If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! 06.06.2024

In this episode, the boys blow up about the NSW Blues State of Origin loss on Wednesday night. Dane also gives us a quick rundown of the upcoming games for this weekend. Roy discusses some upcoming UFC bouts as well as the MacGregor Vs Chandler fight and the issues surrounding it's go ahead. Dane talks about Sergio Perez's contract extension at Red Bull ahead of the Canadian F1 GP. The boy...

Ep. 16 - There's Pauls and Pauls and Jakes and Tyson Furys and Mike Tysons. There's probably a Mike Fury that's out there that's a fighter! 04.06.2024

In this episode, the boys catch up after a wet and windy weekend. Roy recaps an exciting UFC 302 event with some nail-biting finishes and results. Dane chats about the Isle of Man TT results, Shane van Gisbergen's maiden win in Nascar and the possibility of 3 Aussies being in F1. The boys discuss a weekend of NRL upsets and Wednesday's State of Origin. Go the Blues!!!

Ep. 15 - We didn't plan on talking about this, but we can organise my shed in a podcast, I don't give a shit! 31.05.2024

In this episode, the boys record the episode in Roy's shed just for something different. They recap the week that has been and discuss the results of the Adam Sandler movie poll after Ep 14. Roy fills us in on this weekend's UFC 302 fights, hoping for a Dustin Poirier win over Islam Makhachev. Dane gives a quick update on the latest State of Origin news comings out of the camps and celebra...

Ep. 14 - And if an alien come down to the world and you explained it... it's just the same donk! 28.05.2024

In this episode, the boys catch up after a busy weekend full of beers, meat smoking and wood cutting. Dane recaps the F1 from Monaco where Charles Leclerc finally scored a victory his home race, and Martin Brundle is the boss! Roy fills us in on his hunting exploits from the weekend as well as his thoughts on the prospect of a new Top Gun movie. The boys chat about the upcoming State of Origin ser...

Ep. 13 - You got a probe? I'll probe you if you're not careful! 24.05.2024

In this episode, we have Taylor as a special guest in the "studio". The boys chat about Dane's 3rd place in the darts doubles this week. Plus announce the winner of the Premier League Darts. Dane brings up the No Fault stand down policy in the NRL which is sure to rev Roy up. Roy discusses the upcoming UFC fights as well as the new Happy Gilmore 2 movie and much more.

Ep. 12 - It was like a fucking reunion... of dumb shit... of dumb arses! 21.05.2024

In this episode, brought to you by Thread Effects in Tamworth, the boys hijack benny's shed to talk about the reason Roy is actually called Roy. Dane has a brief recap of the 100's of hours of sport from the weekend at home, including NRL Magic Round, V8 Supercars, F1 from Imola and the Premier League Darts. Roy discusses the upcoming fight for local boy Josh McCulloch as well as the recen...

Ep. 11 - Who fucking cares, it's our fucking show! I can talk about whatever the fuck I wana talk about. 17.05.2024

In this episode, the boys wrap up the week just gone including Rhinovirus (yes it's a real thing!), work (not for Dane) and much more. Dane recaps the latest NRL news as well as Magic Round and some State of Origin news. Roy discusses the upcoming UFC events and the $2 million tickets for the Tyson Vs Paul fight. Dane admits to watching the Barbie Movie (voluntarily) and the boys chat about we...

Ep. 10 - The Smashing Machine, I'd love that nickname... For a totally different reason 14.05.2024

In this episode the boys catch up after a big weekend of birthday parties and Mother's Day celebrations. Roy recaps the latest UFC results and the upcoming UFC 302 and 303. Dane revisits some bangers that turn 30 years old in 2024. The boys discuss some theories around NRL player injuries as well as the ever present bunker issues.

Ep. 9 - If you weren't sniffing my arse, I wouldn't have coughed on you! 10.05.2024

In this episode the boys recap a busy week with Dane returning to work. Roy gets a bit wound up over some inconsiderate roads users. Dane discusses his recent darts Grand Final loss as well as the upcoming Wollongong Darts Masters. Roys tries some new Spicy Ramen Twisties and chats about his no carb diet and the boys blow up over some local car dealerships and their dodgy ways.

Ep. 8 - What if I hooked you in the mouth? That used to happen at the Imperial! 07.05.2024

In this episode the boys catch up on recent events after a few days apart. Dane returns to work this week after a long layoff and froths over Lando Norris' exciting maiden win at the F1 Miami GP. Roy discusses the results from UFC 301, including stellar efforts from Steve Erceg and Jose Aldo. The boys talk about the Million Dollar Barra winner and the treatment he copped in the media. Plus Dan...

Ep. 7 - Dr Apen makes babies happen 03.05.2024

In this episode, Dane talks about the hype surrounding the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight. Roy touches on the recent Million Dollar Barra news and the winner. The boys also talk about the latest NRL news, review the results of their meat preference poll, the latest UFC announcements and much more.

Ep. 6 - Now I don't want to claim I'm like Nostradamus, but... 30.04.2024

In this episode the boys recap a big weekend of hockey, sick kids and the Podcast Royale. Dane touches on the Josh Schuster payout, Terry Hill's passing and Paul Kent's ability to lose a fight. Roy discusses the Haney vs Garcia fight and not hating brisket as much as people think. The boys also chat about babies sleep patterns and habits.

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