Roy and Dane

The Roy and Dane Podcast

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Roy and Dane are just a couple of mates diving into the big (and small) issues of everyday life. Covering everything from sports to the great outdoors, parenthood to small town news and everything in between. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/mojo/rumbleLicense code: 4IDR6DHJJPPFKEHU

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Roy and Dane

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Aug 1, 2025

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Episodes

Ep. 80 - Stairs, beers, cowboy boots and greasy Mexican food… I don’t think they’re a good mix! 01.08.2025

In this episode, the boys recap their epic Ekim Brewery visit from a couple of weeks ago with Dion, Strongy and Pete. Roy fill us in on the UFC318 fights and the unfortunate cancellation of Josh McCulloch’s International Title fight in New York. Dane talks about some unspoken rules that everyone should know and discusses Oscar Pastri’s timely F1 Belgium GP win on the weekend. The boys chat about H...

Ep. 79 - Live from Ekim Brewery! 27.07.2025

In this episode, the boys take the show on the road to Ekim Brewery. Dion and the crew are massive supporters of the show so it was fitting to get down and catch up with Strongy, Luke and the rest. Plenty of smack-talking and laughs with some great food, beer and some interesting games of darts.

Ep. 78 - There’s enough monkeys in my brain already, I don’t need more monkeys! 14.07.2025

In this episode, the boys chat about the big weekend that was with the little ones. Dane reluctantly recaps State of Origin Game 3 and the big performance from Queensland. He also asks the question, how long can you blow the horn before it becomes aggressive? Roy chats about UFC 318 and the big retirement fight for Dustin Poirier against Max Holloway. The boy also discuss the big news surrounding...

Ep. 77 - You’d better have a blow of the old cock whistle when you get to the brewery… 09.07.2025

In this episode, the boys discuss the exciting yet chaotic F1 British GP from Silverstone which included a McLaren 1-2 and a surprise first-time podium getter. State of Origin Game 3 is upon us so of course Dane has to have a bit of a punt while the boys come up with their predictions for the result. Roy talks about some new music on the horizon from some of our well-listened to bands. Dane gives...

Ep. 76 - Listen, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself! 02.07.2025

In this episode, the boys ask the question “What happened to good customer service?” Dane also asks Roy how many chugga, chuggas should you do before you say toot, toot. The boys chat about every day phrases that us lazy Australians shorten, just because we can. Game 3 of the State of Origin series is almost upon us which means the boys start to analyse the refereeing and the teams. Plus Roy updat...

Ep. 75 - I’m getting the snip on Tuesday and then dressing up as a princess. 22.06.2025

In this episode, the boys recap State of Origin Game 2 and Roy blows up about songs being played to death. Dane discussed shock sporting retirements after the announcement that Jon Jones has retired from the UFC. The boys chat about unusual things to cook on the smoker after a funny encounter over the weekend. We also wish Roy all the best for his penis removal on Tuesday.

Ep. 74 - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 14.06.2025

In this episode, Roy fills us in on Josh McCulloch's latest move in the fight game with a WBC Word Title up for grabs in New York in July. Dane discusses the big ins and outs for Wednesday's State of Origin Game 2 from Perth. The boys compare the weirdest gifts they've received, plus the various gifts from other listeners. Roy recaps UFC 316 with a couple of huge title bouts wrapped up...

Ep. 73 - Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. 05.06.2025

In this episode, the boys catch up after a few weeks of busy life. Roy chats about his family hunting trip with the boys from Tassie. Dane revisits some of the best sporting underdog stories, some serious and plenty that weren’t. The boys have a good old chat about Game 1 of the 2025 State of Origin series after a great win by NSW at Suncorp Stadium. Roy discusses the upcoming UFC 316 weekend and...

Ep. 72 - You should have more energy considering you’re on Meth! 18.05.2025

In this episode, the boys battle a noisy toddler and emergency services sirens on a lazy Sunday afternoon to try and bring you Episode 72. Jake discusses his latest medication as well as some new music on the horizon. The boys chat about the Rotary Car Show and some of the wicked bits of machinery they witnessed. Dane asks “what should it take to be sacked by an NRL club” and talks about some F1 a...

Ep. 71 - If I had one wish from a genie, I’d want puzzle pieces to moan when they fit together. 05.05.2025

In this episode, the boys celebrate Star Wars Day and catch up after a hectic couple of weeks of work, holidays and being out of town. Dane discusses his tour of WIN Stadium and the Dragons Centre of Excellence while on a work trip with his new job as an F1 tyre fitter. Roy chats about his dog being a right royal pain in the arse of recent times. The boys also address the rumours swirling around a...

Ep. 70 - Easter is just a fucking scam made up by chocolate companies… 17.04.2025

In this episode, Dane finally returns from his whirlwind trip to Adelaide and brings plenty of shit chat, sporting chat and random questions with him. The boys talk everything from mastering random skills instantly to breeds of dog that shouldn’t exist, range shooting to NRL news and basically anything in between. How did Easter come to be? The boys even explore some theories on this one.

Ep. 69 - Dinner for two! 05.04.2025

In this episode, Dane is away and Roy is flying solo and recaps his last couple of weeks on the hunting scene as well as some F1 and MotoGP coverage from our roving reporter, Strongy.

Ep. 68 - Australia doesn’t exist, it’s a cover up by the British... 17.03.2025

In this episode, the boys are both suffering from a bout of back pain because they are getting old as fuck and are broken down. We send commiserations to Josh McCulloch on his loss in his first international fight in Cambodia. Dane discusses songs you shouldn’t play at a funeral and brings a few new conspiracy theories to light. The boys discuss classic Facebook memories and some fun facts that mo...

Ep. 67 - The moon landing was fake! Wait, wait, wait… You believe in the moon?? 08.03.2025

In this episode, the boys catch up after a 2 weeks hiatus to chat about some musical history, to Roy being the newly elected Prime Minister, and all the way to the biggest conspiracy theories. The boys get excited for the new F1 season starting in Melbourne next weekend and recap the Round 1 MotoGP race from Thailand last weekend. 

Ep. 66 - Is this still available? Would you swap for a bacon and egg roll? I’ve seen it cheaper elsewhere! 24.02.2025

In this episode the boys discuss the big win by Josh McCulloch to claim the WBC Australian Super Featherweight Title. Roy blows up about the dodgy promotions live stream which caused him to miss the end of Colt Northey’s fight. Spoiler alert, Colt Northey wins! The boys chat about the state of the States and how that could possible affect us here in Oz. Dane hits Roy with some hard hitting questio...

Ep. 65 - Nah don’t worry about my week, nah it’s fine.. Anyway, moving on! 17.02.2025

In this episode the boys discuss some great Australian songs and lyrics that they somehow missed on previous episodes with some absolute crackers popping up. Dane quickly recaps the fight between Cannonier and Rodrigues at the UFC Fight  Night. Roy also previews UFC 313 with a couple of big fights coming up including, our mate across the ditch, Dan Hooker versus Justin Gaethje. Dane talks about th...

Ep. 64 - Started my new role as a spirit guidance counsellor… As in a spirit level? Nah, bottleshop attendant! 09.02.2025

In this episode the boys discuss the week that was and all the fun stuff they got up to including a sneaky visit to the gun shop for Strongy. Dane chats about the burning desire to get down to Ekim Brewery and visit Dion and the boys for a Saturday session. The boys talk about the massive sport season coming up starting with MotoGp in 3 weeks. The boys also give some predications for the NRL and F...

Ep. 63 - You can call me Mylesy if you want? I’ll do that Mylesy. You can call me Gal if you want! 02.02.2025

In this episode the boys bring out the big guns with their longest episode to date (they’re pretty sure). Roy discusses the latest UFC results and the upcoming UFC 312 card for next weekend in Sydney which promises to be a ripper. Dane chats about his big weekend away at the Red Hot Summer Tour concert at Coffs Harbour, featuring some of Australia’s greatest bands of the last 50 years. The boys ha...

Ep. 62 - That song was shit when it came out and guess what, it’s still shit! 26.01.2025

In this episode the boys discuss what has been a massive week across the board. From completing big jobs to getting on the piss, seeing some awesome live shows to catching up with friends. The boys discuss the 20th anniversary of the 2004 Triple J Hottest 100 and how the taste in music has changed, while Roy recaps the most recent Hottest 100 of 2024. The big news of Lewis Hamilton joining Ferrari...

Ep. 61 - We'll invest about $100 between us all, get $10 back and then say "Fuck, that's all profit!" 19.01.2025

In this episode the boys discuss what characteristics make a good pub and why younger people are seemingly drinking less. Roy proposes an interesting scenario to Dane about what happens when he steps foot in a pub. Dane chats about Liam Lawson joining the Red Bull F1 team and Roy fills  us in on the awesome win for Daniel Sanders in the 2025 Dakar Rally. The boys also have a couple of random quest...

Ep. 60 - Fuck me, you turned up with no brain today! 13.01.2025

In this episode the boys wrap up the week that was, including firearms purchases, a trip to the nation’s capital and the return to work for Roy. The Hottest 100 is just around the corner so the boys chat about the current music, plus the 2004 Hottest 100 which promises to be legendary. Dane chats about bands/artists that he would love to see or would see again. Roy fills us in on the weekend’s fig...

Ep. 59 - I, I, I’m Roy! 05.01.2025

In this episode Roy has a bit of drama pronouncing his own name to kick off the episode. The boys celebrate the new year by chatting about their New Years activities and the  Boxing Day test, as well as covering a bit of the live coverage of the Sydney test between Australia and India. Dane blows up about the useless drivers on the road during the holiday period. How hard is it to pull over if you...

Ep. 58 - If anyone was gona fuck up on Christmas Day, it was gona be me! 31.12.2024

In this episode the boys have a post-Christmas catchup and discuss the ins and outs of the festive season. From presents, to beers, to food and everything in between. Dane discusses the Ezra Mam's recent indiscretions and the lack of severity in the legal system. The boys also chat about the Boxing Day test, how good Sam Konstas' debut was and why Pat Cummins is a cricket god!

Ep. 57 - Oh, you didn't tell me there was custard! 23.12.2024

In this episode the boys chat all things from the weekly wrap to Christmas Day must haves. Dane recaps his experience at the Bison Smokehouse from a couple of weeks ago. The boys discuss Paul Kelly’s iconic song “How to Make Gravy” and why it resonates so much with us. Roy tell us which sports should not be classed as professional and recaps the UFC fight night and the Fury vs Usyk 2 fight. Wishin...

Ep. 56 - Were you the timekeeper for all of the stolen motorbike races? 14.12.2024

In this episode the boys chat about work rate on the job site and expectations they have faced in various jobs. We get an update on where the beer orders are up to and how you can get yours before Christmas. Dane discusses the prospect of the NSWRL Regional Magic Round coming to Tamworth in 2025, plus the Koori Knockout. Roy previews some fight news and recaps UFC 310 from last weekend. Plus, Dane...

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