The Rob Carson Show

-A new whistleblower reward promises cash for exposing corruption—finally making honesty a side hustle. -The “Newsmax hotline” heats up as Liz Collin breaks down Minnesota fraud so massive it makes autism rates mysteriously skyrocket… then disappear.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your hos...

-Rob argues Democrats want open borders so badly they’d rather defund enforcement than admit reality exists. -The “Newsmax hotline” lights up as Justine Murray jumps in to roast “No Kings” protesters and their world-class confusion.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host Rob Carson, host...

-Rob celebrates America going back to the moon… and reminds everyone we literally played golf there first. -“No Kings” protesters show up dressed like bananas and still can’t explain what they’re protesting. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host Rob Carson, host of Newsmax Radio’s Rob Ca...

-Rob opens with a deeply personal moment—finding a mystery mini Bible in his pocket—and concludes God is basically sending him push notifications now.  -On the Newsmax hotline, Thane Rosenbaum joins to diagnose modern activism as a mix of “moral narcissism” and people loudly failing open-book tests about what they’re mad about. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and...

-Rob marvels at a peaceful, protest-free D.C. blasting Free Bird, then immediately pivots to declaring half of Washington “mostly dead” politically. -On the Newsmax hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins and calmly explains geopolitics while Rob compares Iranian leadership to a Princess Bride bit. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most...

-Rob hilariously points out that many No Kings protesters can’t explain why they’re protesting… but they’re very passionate about not knowing. -On the Newsmax hotline, John Lott joins to break down alleged government waste and fraud—basically confirming Robs suspicion that someone, somewhere, is always cashing a check. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights vi...

-Rob declares war on “No Kings” protesters with a tactical plan involving YMCA blasting, bullhorns, and slow-drive trolling. -A courtroom meltdown featuring a bearded, self-proclaimed “gender attorney” turns into Rob’s latest “gender confusion update” — complete with toddler tantrum comparisons. -Newsmax Hotline Guest Christian Toto joins to roast Hollywood, Jimmy Kimmel, and woke entertainment, w...

-Mary Walter joins via the Newsmax hotline, turning culture war debates into rapid-fire comedy—especially on gender politics and bizarre legislation. -The conversation spirals into everything from tampon policies in men’s bathrooms to NHL teams accidentally branding themselves as “Predators.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular his...

-Rob celebrates military success overseas while roasting media narratives that seem stuck in an alternate universe. -Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal joins to break down Ukraine corruption and predicts nothing gets done on voter ID, dismissing Washington’s promises as pure political theater. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular hist...

-Rob celebrates the Olympics rediscovering biology, marveling that it only took until 2026 to confirm “if you unzip to check, you’re probably a guy.” -A fraud exposé reveals entire buildings full of healthcare providers… with zero patients—apparently the hottest new business model is “ghost caregiving.” -On the Newsmax hotline, former Congresswoman Nan Hayworth joins to dissect radical politics, g...

-TSA agents juggle unpaid bills, side hustles, and possibly selling plasma—while still expected to smile at airport security lines. -Stephen A. Smith accidentally discovers voter ID is a thing—and immediately wonders why it isn’t required everywhere. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host...

-Carson celebrates Iran’s “navy” becoming an accidental underwater museum while breaking down a major targeted strike. -The show detours into $35 bone marrow tacos at baseball games, because apparently hot dogs are too normal now. -Carson compares U.S. missile defense to his dating life—perfect interception rate, zero successful hits. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four da...

-Maryland lawmakers attempt to install tampon machines in men’s stadium bathrooms, prompting Rob to question reality, masculinity, and basic common sense. -On the Newsmax hotline, Mark Meckler (Convention of States) joins to explain how states might bypass a broken Congress and “fix Washington from the outside.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting...

-The “Save Act” debate turns into a national scavenger hunt for documents everyone definitely has but suddenly can’t find.  -Guest Fred Fleitz of The America First Policy Institute; breaks down Iran strategy, warns against ground invasion, and explains the long-game behind Trump’s approach. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular histo...

-Iran’s military is getting erased so fast that Rob suggests a Ouija board might be the best way to reach its leadership. -The show pivots from “historic military victory” to “let’s harass Adam Schiff on a D.C. tour,” proving multitasking is alive and well. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with yo...

-Memphis crime drops so dramatically it gets compared to the fall of the Berlin Wall—yes, really. -The show closes with a tour of political insanity, featuring rage-filled rants and a “crazy cat lady” auditioning for worst take of the year. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your tour guide Rob...

-Rob argues proving citizenship to vote is common sense— but apparently a radical idea in 2026. -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer joins to break down Iran’s internal chaos, possible regime shifts, and why victory may come faster than expected. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your tour guide Rob Carson,...

-The media predicts ICE chaos at airports… and instead gets short lines and zero apocalypse. -Trump visits Graceland, proving foreign policy and Elvis fandom can coexist. -Brooke Goldstein of The Lawfare Project joins and calls out “narrative manipulation” while torching both the left and the “woke right.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the mo...

-A discussion on government fraud turns into “everyone’s rich except you,” with Carson ready to personally escort half of Washington to jail. -Gordon Chang joins on the Newsmax hotline to discuss China, global tensions, and national security threats. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : TRAVEL WITH ROB - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your to...

-The TSA meltdown hits six-hour lines, and suddenly ICE is doing crowd control like it’s the world’s most stressful theme park. -Brig. Gen. (Ret.) Blaine Holt joins to break down Iran, military strategy, and what comes next in Operation Epic Fury.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : TRAVEL WITH ROB - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your tour...

-Democrats warn ICE agents will “shoot families at airports,” while Carson suggests maybe everyone just calm down a notch. -Carson declares the war is basically won because NATO suddenly wants to help—classic “show up when it’s over” energy. -Dr. John Mills (author, Woke: A Critique of Social Justice Ideology) appears live in the show discussion. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : TRAVEL WITH ROB -...

-Air travel becomes a dystopian experience where lawmakers skip lines, passengers suffer, and everyone questions why flying is still considered “convenient.”  -Newsmax hotline guest Christian Toto joins to break down Hollywood’s obsession with messaging, proving even TV doctors and lawyers now double as immigration policy experts. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a matt...

-A simple conference call turns into an Olympic event involving traffic, a sprint, a torn hamstring, and ten flights of stairs—because punctuality matters more than ligaments. -Newsmax hotline guest Mary Walter joins in to debate everything from dress codes and parenting to why society now thinks pajamas count as formalwear. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a mattress w...

-Rob kicks off the show mourning Chuck Norris in the only appropriate way: by proving death only won because Chuck allowed it. -Newsmax hotline guest Tony Kinnett jumps in to back up the wins, roast media narratives, and confirm that yes—things are going better than the internet would have you believe. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a mattress was just furniture, unti...

-A $114 million “butterfly and cougar bridge” becomes the unofficial symbol of government spending gone completely off the rails (and possibly unnecessary for creatures that can already fly). -California’s “homeless industrial complex” gets exposed as a billion-dollar hamster wheel where the problem grows faster than the funding. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : GHOSTBED : I used to think a mattr...