The Rob Carson Show

-Trump skips bombs and goes straight to “economic chokehold,” leaving Iran with the geopolitical equivalent of “no soup for you." -Eric Swalwell’s career enters a rapid unscheduled disassembly, complete with denials, apologies, and zero Democratic enthusiasm to save him. -Gordon G. Chang – breaks down Trump’s Iran blockade, China’s oil dependency, and why cutting off cash flow could cripple the re...

-Trump flips the script on Iran by launching a full port blockade, prompting Carson to summarize diplomacy as: “you get nothing.” -A relaxing metro ride turns into impromptu political theater when Carson’s MAGA hat sparks hecklers—and a verbal sparring match he grades as a personal win. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CHAPTER - If you're turning 65 or already on Medicare, call Chapter at 27-MEDI...

-ICE, immigration, and local politics get the full rant treatment, with Rob declaring outrage levels somewhere between “fed up” and “ballot box revolution.” -Christian Toto (Hollywood in Toto) joins to roast Bruce Springsteen, break down Hollywood hypocrisy, and celebrate the return of actual comedy to late night. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visitin...

-Rob celebrates “winning” with deportations, court victories, and Tucker Carlson’s popularity taking a nosedive faster than a bad Google Maps rating. -On the Newsmax hotline, Mary Walter joins to break down Hunter Biden’s financial mess, accidental butt-dials, and AI country remixes of Michael Jackson songs. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the...

-Rob confidently predicts Iran negotiations go nowhere… and translates diplomacy into “boom-boom” foreign policy analysis -Hunter Biden challenges the Trump sons to a cage fight, proving once again that politics has officially entered its “carnival act” era.  -On the Newsmax hotline, Tony Kinnett (The Daily Signal) jumps in to mock fake polls, AI-generated “facts,” and the general collapse of medi...

-The media gets roasted for allegedly echoing foreign propaganda, while politicians are accused of auditioning for “Worst Talking Point Delivery.” -Rob passionately ranks foods as “gifts from God,” placing crab cakes and lasagna just below divine intervention while mustard barely makes the cut. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular h...

-Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones get verbally launched into orbit for suggesting the military ignore Trump—prompting the show to question whether common sense has officially left the building. -Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt (Ret.) joins via the Newsmax hotline, calmly explaining global brinkmanship while the host translates it into “they’re about to get bombed again.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUI...

-The media gets roasted for allegedly copy-pasting Iran’s “10-point plan,” while politicians get nicknamed based on their hairstyles and talking points. -Michael Charbon joins via the Newsmax hotline, delivering a masterclass in Canadian chaos—complete with government-funded cricket farming and acronym overload. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting...

-Democrats are currently “fact-checking” U.S. military success using… Iranian press releases. Bold strategy. -Newsmax Hotline Guest: Kaitlin Bennett of Liberty Hangout joins to recount being harassed by protesters, while Rob volunteers (enthusiastically) to bring backup and a bullhorn next time. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular...

-Clayton Fuller steamrolls the Georgia special election with Trump’s blessing, booting Marjorie Taylor Greene back to the gym for tractor-tire flips while the MAGA base celebrates like it’s 99.9-to-0.01 victory night.  -DeploraBella storms the Newsmax Hotline, roasting Iran’s nine-year-old bride laws, child-soldier minesweeping, and the sudden Democratic love for the caliphate while Trump plays fo...

-Virginia Governor Abigail “Spamburger” takes a polling nosedive after campaigning as a moderate and governing like a plot twist, leaving voters wondering if they accidentally subscribed to the wrong service plan -On the Newsmax hotline, Sarah Bedford joins and politely confirms that yes, switching your entire agenda after getting elected is generally… not a crowd-pleaser. -The show takes a sharp...

-Carson covers everything from alleged political scandals to UFOs and James Carville’s apparent meltdown—because when the news gets weird, this show gets weirder. -On the Newsmax hotline, Doug Burns joins to explain—very calmly—that the Mar-a-Lago raid had “no probable cause,” which is lawyer-speak for “yeah… that probably shouldn’t have happened.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR -...

-Iran claims it’s winning the war… despite having its military turned into a historical exhibit, prompting jokes about “serious hashish” usage in Tehran.  -Brig. Gen. Blaine Holt joins and calmly explains that Iran’s leadership may soon be out of business—while also recommending Americans maybe top off their gas tanks… just in case. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days...

-Rob pumps his fist as U.S. and Israeli forces turn Iran’s number-two IRGC spymaster into pink mist during Operation Epic Fury, while Democrats clutch pearls over Trump’s F-bomb instead of the actual fireworks lighting up the desert. -Northern Virginia’s illegal-immigrant crime wave claims a three-year-old girl and a bus-stop mom; Rob rips “insane cat-lady governor” Abigail "Scamburger" for turnin...

-Dr. Oz’s fraud comments send Rob into full outrage mode, as California government waste starts sounding less like mismanagement and more like a group project run by bandits. -Lt. Col. Tony Shafer joins the show at approximately 33:00 to discuss the pilot rescue, Iran, media reaction, ceasefire prospects, and related developments. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days a...

-The media clutches its pearls over Trump’s language, while Rob basically says everyone has heard worse from a parent assembling IKEA furniture. -Newsmax White House Correspondent James Rosen joins at 41:30 for a guest segment covering the Easter Egg Roll, the Artemis mission, Iran, and The Beatles, of course. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting th...

-Rob declares Good Friday energy is strong, churches are packed, and evil is losing— while California somehow still manages to lose billions with Olympic-level efficiency. -The show dives into jaw-dropping government fraud, where billions vanish faster than common sense in Sacramento—and nobody notices except, apparently, everyone. -Christian Toto (Hollywood in Toto) — joins to discuss media bias,...

-Rob celebrates America’s tech future: robots are about to do chores, space travel is becoming casual, and William Shatner already beat everyone to orbit. -Mary Walter joins, discussing culture, faith resurgence, Gen Z trends, and a rapid-fire mix of offbeat news topics. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washing...

-Rob celebrates Good Friday by declaring evil “on its heels,” egg prices miraculously affordable again, and NATO officially on notice—just another casual Friday. -Tony Kinnet (Daily Signal) — joins around (10:40), discussing Pam Bondi’s exit, Trump administration dynamics, and media narratives. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular h...

-Rob opens like a man who has run out of patience, demanding indictments, perp walks, and enough accountability to make half of Washington start packing an overnight bag. -The show veers gloriously off the interstate and into UFO country, where Matt Gaetz talks about alien-human hybrids, Tim Burchett refuses to calm anyone down, and Rob sounds like he accidentally opens the Book of Secrets during...

-Rob opens in full patriotic-preacher mode, celebrating Easter week, America’s 250th, and the Artemis launch like the whole country just chugged rocket fuel and found religion at the same time. -Pam Bondi lands in Rob’s rhetorical blast zone, as he pivots from Easter reflections to a full-throated demand for handcuffs, indictments, and an attorney general who treats accountability like a contact s...

-Artemis gets a shoutout, but the real emergency is the toilets breaking, which leads Rob to basically nominate Buccee’s as America’s first official lunar infrastructure project. -Michael Charbon joins on the Newsmax hotline and the hour gleefully swerves into Canadian absurdity, from gun confiscation failures to gender-equity cards to furry-politics chaos that sounds less like governance and more...

-Rob spends the hour arguing that the culture war goes so far off the rails, even the Supreme Court has to step in and ask for a map. -Chris Arps joins the Newsmax hotline, and suddenly voter ID, race politics, baseball, and St. Louis pizza all end up in the same conversation Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Wa...

-NATO’s support arrives just in time… after everything is already over. Rob compares NATO to friends who love free drinks but vanish when it’s their turn to buy a round. -Brigitte Gabriel joins the show and immediately raises the temperature, the stakes, and probably America’s blood pressure. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular his...

-NASA heads back to the moon, possibly to check if we left anything valuable up there the first time. -A headline involving cross-dressing, balloons, and political scandal leaves everyone wondering how this is real life. -Gavin Newsom delivers a speech so full of therapy-speak, even therapists might need therapy afterward.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nigh...