The Rob Carson Show

-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late. -Somali community fraud scandals escalate so dramatically that Rob compares the state to a taxpayer-funded piñata stuffed with billions. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for...

-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos ensues. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel jumps in and unleashes a flamethrower on Somali fraud networks, weak Democratic leadership, Islamists abusing refugee programs, and Ilhan Omar’s delusions of congressional immortality. Today’s podcast...

-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a hostage-negotiation pamphlet than law enforcement. -On the Newsmax Hotline, geopolitical expert Gordon Chang joins the show to warn about China’s crumbling economy, proxy chaos in Venezuela, and the alarming number of military-age Chinese men crossing the U.S...

-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasionally wins elections. -The Trump “Cabinet Super Friends” assembles, complete with narration straight out of the Justice League, to smite fraud, fentanyl, and foolishness. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement sav...

-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Kamala lost in 2024.” -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer, who calmly confirms that blowing up narco boats full of terrorists is, in fact, standard operating procedure — not a war crime, despite what CNN thinks. Today’s podcast is...

-Rob skewers Democrats for caring more about optics than “drug-smuggling terrorists,” compares fentanyl boats to Zyklon B trains, and wonders whatever happened to John Wayne. -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Michael Charbon, who trades jokes about Canadian winters, assisted suicide, and back bacon—plus a mutual agreement that liberals have lost their minds. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIR...

-Rob opens the hour breathing fire over Biden’s “Trojan horse invasion,” blaming Democrats for unleashing chaos, fentanyl, and unvetted Afghan imports. -Erin Van Natta from The Daily Caller, dives into Afghan refugee failures, Somali scams, and Tim Walz’s Minnesota mayhem. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for yo...

-Minnesota gets roasted for turning into “the meth-lab trailer park of the world,” as Rob unpacks the state’s Somali-based fraud scandals and Governor Tim Walz’s epic corruption. -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns, schools the audience on Obama’s alleged coup, Biden’s border disaster, and why sedition might be trending again. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your...

-Rob kicks off the week stewing over the “auto pen apocalypse,” but brightens up reminiscing about his legendary turkey noodle soup. -Retired Brigadier General Blaine Holt dials in on the Newsmax Hotline, dishing on Venezuela, Cuba, and senators who apparently inflate both their résumés and their egos. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gol...

*Mary Walter in for Rob Carson today... -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer drops in on the Newsmax Hotline to dissect a possible terrorist attack, CIA misfires, and the mysterious art of “Afghan vetting" after the deadly DC attacks. -Later, regular Friday guest Tony Kinnett joins to debate rogue judges, the possibility of vigilante justice, and humorous acronyms MS NOW could stand for. Today’s podcast is spon...

-Rob tears into Somali welfare fraud, German migration chaos, and one DOJ “Karen” who thought livestreaming a federal raid was a bright idea — spoiler: it wasn’t. -Former Congressman Louie Gohmert joins on the Newsmax Hotline, blasting the DOJ’s “Stalin-style fishing trips” and joking he’s gotten more fake job offers than a LinkedIn bot. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and g...

-Trump Derangement Syndrome goes clinical as psychotherapists get death threats—proving the diagnosis right faster than any lab test. -Jennifer Galardi joins on the Newsmax hotline, defending butter, bacon fat, and beef tallow like the Founding Mothers intended — and reminding us Cool Whip is chemical warfare. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings...

-Rob opens the show roasting the Turkey Pardon like it’s a Comedy Central special, insisting he absolutely refuses to call Gobble and Waddle “Chuck and Nancy.” -HUD Secretary Scott Turner joins on the Newsmax hotline, bringing updates on crime crackdowns, public-housing cleanup, and a federal hotline that actually answers the phone — a true Washington miracle. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIR...

-Terry Schilling, President of the American Principles Project, joins to torch CNN pundits who think Congress has a “duty to undermine the President.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! WEBROOT : Live a better digital life with Webroot Total Protection. Rob Carson Show listeners get...

-John Solomon reveals Trump’s 4D chess move with Zoron Mondami, and Rob cheers, “Isn’t it amazing what happens when a president actually does what he says?” -Newsmax contributor Luke Ball and Rob tag-team a rant about Minneapolis Somali corruption, the southern border, and “meth lab trailer park politics,” concluding that Democrats have stuffed America with a Trojan horse of illegals. Today’s podc...

-Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert says 75% of his patients suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, which Rob diagnoses as “nuts, completely nuts.” -On the Newsmax Hotline, Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, joins to shred the judge’s dismissal of cases involving James Comey and Letitia James, calling it “ridiculously unfair.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your...

-Rob Carson takes listeners on a “sense of wonder” field trip through Washington, D.C.—until he meets an inflatable unicorn protester. -Kaitlin Bennett joins via the Newsmax hotline, sparring with a “purple-haired lib” about butterfly migration and border walls. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE inf...

-Legal fireworks erupt and Mike Davis torches “Democrat judges,” “lawfare,” and James Comey—basically a courtroom roast. -On the Newsmax hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt (Ret.) joins the fray, warning about “treason hiking,” “civil war vibes,” and why even George Soros should “lawyer up.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text...

-Rob dives headfirst into the political firestorm of the “seditious six,” comparing their actions to Civil War precursors—then casually transitions to mocking politicians on TV. -He wraps the hour by roasting left-wing protesters, praising National Guard troops, and joking that California and New York should secede—“please, go make your own socialist utopia!” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRC...

-Rob turns up the heat on the Clintons “dodging subpoenas” with a parody song so catchy you’ll be humming it all weekend. -Guest Christian Toto from "Hollywood in Toto" bravely reviews Disney’s Moana remake and wonders if late-night TV has officially flatlined. Today’s podcast is sponsored by :QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.com/Newsmax for...

-CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou and veteran Carl Higbie blast “seditious” members of Congress and remind listeners why you never play politics with the military. -Rob and Mary Walter team up for headline therapy—mocking socialist mayors, woke nonsense, “AI babies,” and anyone dumb enough to trust Jasmine Crockett. Today’s podcast is sponsored by :QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at...

-Karoline Leavitt’s clip hits the air; Rob insists Trump isn’t plotting executions, just calling out chaos—then riffs about what George Washington would do. -The show’s first live studio guest, Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal, joins mid‑chaos, explains how troops should take dubious orders to the JAG—not Twitter—and then swaps punch‑lines about Plaskett, Mills, and the coming “2026 boom” . Today’...

-Rob compares Zoran Mamdani meeting Trump to a chihuahua yapping at a Great Dane—until the gate opens. -Free bus rides in NYC? Rob says it's powered by the “wish fairy bus money” and a truckload of economic delusion. Today’s podcast is sponsored by :QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.com/Newsmax for FREE SHIPPING and 365 day returns… BIRCH GOL...

-Rob roasts six Democrat lawmakers for posting what he calls the most public “insurrection attempt” in history, and nobody can even name one “illegal order” they’re warning about. -Rep. Kat Cammack blasts the six Democrat lawmakers who recorded a video urging military/intelligence members to “refuse illegal orders,” calling it embarrassing “garbage” and saying Democrats are displaying “pretzel log...

-Rob loses patience with Jasmine Crockett’s Jeffrey Epstein defense, declaring the segment hazardous to your IQ. -Historian Victor Davis Hanson joins to discuss “words of war,” FBI incompetence, and America’s “civil war by proxy.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by :QUINCE : Seasonal clothing and home accessories at discounted prices! Visit http://Quince.com/Newsmax for FREE SHIPPING and 365 day retu...