The Rob Carson Show

-Rob celebrates Good Friday by declaring evil “on its heels,” egg prices miraculously affordable again, and NATO officially on notice—just another casual Friday. -Tony Kinnet (Daily Signal) — joins around (10:40), discussing Pam Bondi’s exit, Trump administration dynamics, and media narratives. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular h...

-Rob opens like a man who has run out of patience, demanding indictments, perp walks, and enough accountability to make half of Washington start packing an overnight bag. -The show veers gloriously off the interstate and into UFO country, where Matt Gaetz talks about alien-human hybrids, Tim Burchett refuses to calm anyone down, and Rob sounds like he accidentally opens the Book of Secrets during...

-Rob opens in full patriotic-preacher mode, celebrating Easter week, America’s 250th, and the Artemis launch like the whole country just chugged rocket fuel and found religion at the same time. -Pam Bondi lands in Rob’s rhetorical blast zone, as he pivots from Easter reflections to a full-throated demand for handcuffs, indictments, and an attorney general who treats accountability like a contact s...

-Artemis gets a shoutout, but the real emergency is the toilets breaking, which leads Rob to basically nominate Buccee’s as America’s first official lunar infrastructure project. -Michael Charbon joins on the Newsmax hotline and the hour gleefully swerves into Canadian absurdity, from gun confiscation failures to gender-equity cards to furry-politics chaos that sounds less like governance and more...

-Rob spends the hour arguing that the culture war goes so far off the rails, even the Supreme Court has to step in and ask for a map. -Chris Arps joins the Newsmax hotline, and suddenly voter ID, race politics, baseball, and St. Louis pizza all end up in the same conversation Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Wa...

-NATO’s support arrives just in time… after everything is already over. Rob compares NATO to friends who love free drinks but vanish when it’s their turn to buy a round. -Brigitte Gabriel joins the show and immediately raises the temperature, the stakes, and probably America’s blood pressure. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular his...

-NASA heads back to the moon, possibly to check if we left anything valuable up there the first time. -A headline involving cross-dressing, balloons, and political scandal leaves everyone wondering how this is real life. -Gavin Newsom delivers a speech so full of therapy-speak, even therapists might need therapy afterward.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nigh...

-A new whistleblower reward promises cash for exposing corruption—finally making honesty a side hustle. -The “Newsmax hotline” heats up as Liz Collin breaks down Minnesota fraud so massive it makes autism rates mysteriously skyrocket… then disappear.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your hos...

-Rob argues Democrats want open borders so badly they’d rather defund enforcement than admit reality exists. -The “Newsmax hotline” lights up as Justine Murray jumps in to roast “No Kings” protesters and their world-class confusion.  Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host Rob Carson, host...

-Rob celebrates America going back to the moon… and reminds everyone we literally played golf there first. -“No Kings” protesters show up dressed like bananas and still can’t explain what they’re protesting. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host Rob Carson, host of Newsmax Radio’s Rob Ca...

-Rob opens with a deeply personal moment—finding a mystery mini Bible in his pocket—and concludes God is basically sending him push notifications now.  -On the Newsmax hotline, Thane Rosenbaum joins to diagnose modern activism as a mix of “moral narcissism” and people loudly failing open-book tests about what they’re mad about. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and...

-Rob marvels at a peaceful, protest-free D.C. blasting Free Bird, then immediately pivots to declaring half of Washington “mostly dead” politically. -On the Newsmax hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins and calmly explains geopolitics while Rob compares Iranian leadership to a Princess Bride bit. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most...

-Rob hilariously points out that many No Kings protesters can’t explain why they’re protesting… but they’re very passionate about not knowing. -On the Newsmax hotline, John Lott joins to break down alleged government waste and fraud—basically confirming Robs suspicion that someone, somewhere, is always cashing a check. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights vi...

-Rob declares war on “No Kings” protesters with a tactical plan involving YMCA blasting, bullhorns, and slow-drive trolling. -A courtroom meltdown featuring a bearded, self-proclaimed “gender attorney” turns into Rob’s latest “gender confusion update” — complete with toddler tantrum comparisons. -Newsmax Hotline Guest Christian Toto joins to roast Hollywood, Jimmy Kimmel, and woke entertainment, w...

-Mary Walter joins via the Newsmax hotline, turning culture war debates into rapid-fire comedy—especially on gender politics and bizarre legislation. -The conversation spirals into everything from tampon policies in men’s bathrooms to NHL teams accidentally branding themselves as “Predators.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular his...

-Rob celebrates military success overseas while roasting media narratives that seem stuck in an alternate universe. -Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal joins to break down Ukraine corruption and predicts nothing gets done on voter ID, dismissing Washington’s promises as pure political theater. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular hist...

-Rob celebrates the Olympics rediscovering biology, marveling that it only took until 2026 to confirm “if you unzip to check, you’re probably a guy.” -A fraud exposé reveals entire buildings full of healthcare providers… with zero patients—apparently the hottest new business model is “ghost caregiving.” -On the Newsmax hotline, former Congresswoman Nan Hayworth joins to dissect radical politics, g...

-TSA agents juggle unpaid bills, side hustles, and possibly selling plasma—while still expected to smile at airport security lines. -Stephen A. Smith accidentally discovers voter ID is a thing—and immediately wonders why it isn’t required everywhere. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your host...

-Carson celebrates Iran’s “navy” becoming an accidental underwater museum while breaking down a major targeted strike. -The show detours into $35 bone marrow tacos at baseball games, because apparently hot dogs are too normal now. -Carson compares U.S. missile defense to his dating life—perfect interception rate, zero successful hits. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four da...

-Maryland lawmakers attempt to install tampon machines in men’s stadium bathrooms, prompting Rob to question reality, masculinity, and basic common sense. -On the Newsmax hotline, Mark Meckler (Convention of States) joins to explain how states might bypass a broken Congress and “fix Washington from the outside.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting...

-The “Save Act” debate turns into a national scavenger hunt for documents everyone definitely has but suddenly can’t find.  -Guest Fred Fleitz of The America First Policy Institute; breaks down Iran strategy, warns against ground invasion, and explains the long-game behind Trump’s approach. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular histo...

-Iran’s military is getting erased so fast that Rob suggests a Ouija board might be the best way to reach its leadership. -The show pivots from “historic military victory” to “let’s harass Adam Schiff on a D.C. tour,” proving multitasking is alive and well. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with yo...

-Memphis crime drops so dramatically it gets compared to the fall of the Berlin Wall—yes, really. -The show closes with a tour of political insanity, featuring rage-filled rants and a “crazy cat lady” auditioning for worst take of the year. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your tour guide Rob...

-Rob argues proving citizenship to vote is common sense— but apparently a radical idea in 2026. -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer joins to break down Iran’s internal chaos, possible regime shifts, and why victory may come faster than expected. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the most popular historic sites of Washington DC with your tour guide Rob Carson,...

-The media predicts ICE chaos at airports… and instead gets short lines and zero apocalypse. -Trump visits Graceland, proving foreign policy and Elvis fandom can coexist. -Brooke Goldstein of The Lawfare Project joins and calls out “narrative manipulation” while torching both the left and the “woke right.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CRUISE & TOUR - Enjoy four days and nights visiting the mo...