The Rob Carson Show

-Rob gleefully revisits “conspiracy theories” that keep inconveniently turning out to be facts, while mocking the media’s six-month amnesia cycle. -Democrats insist crime is down, terrorism isn’t terrorism, and Trump is the real danger—while Rob plays clips that blow those claims to smithereens in real time. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with pr...

-The DOJ and FBI are exposed (again), with Rob eagerly awaiting documents that may explain how a Mar-a-Lago raid happened despite agents saying there was no probable cause—and hoping Jack Smith enjoys his Capitol Hill “exam.” -The Newsmax hotline lights up with longtime caller Shane from Australia, who joins Rob for a fiery, emotional discussion about immigration failures, cultural breaking points...

-Gun-free zones get compared to putting up a “rob me” sign, as Brown University’s tragic shooting becomes Exhibit A in why disarming law-abiding citizens doesn’t stop killers. -Sarah Bedford, Investigative Editor at The Washington Examiner, joins the show to break down how redistricting, the Supreme Court, and the census could reshape politics. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER -...

-Rob dismantles Rob Reiner’s decade-long anti-Trump meltdown, arguing that after being called a Nazi, fascist, and rapist for ten years, Trump is allowed a little snark without triggering national grief counseling. -Newsmax contributor, GB News and Sky News regular Hilary Fordwich joins Rob for a fiery discussion on radical Islam in the UK and Australia, and how the cultural collapse of Great Brit...

-Rob dismantles the latest “next thing” by explaining how cocaine-loaded speedboats somehow become innocent fishing vessels—until even the Intelligence Committee admits they’re drug boats. -Netflix bravely releases a series about a trans coal miner, prompting Rob (and the audience) to collectively ask, “What the hell did I just watch?” -Texas Attorney General and U.S. Senate candidate Ken Paxton j...

-Rob declares we’re already in World War III, except this one doesn’t come with uniforms, declarations, or polite press conferences. -Australia’s prime minister responds to terrorism by yelling “More gun laws,” proving once again that woke logic travels internationally—first class. -Liz Collin, investigative journalist with Alpha News, joins via the Newsmax Hotline to break down the massive Minnes...

-The Army–Navy football game restores Rob’s faith in America, patriotism, and the idea that no one in that stadium is confused about who gives the orders. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins Rob on the Newsmax hotline to break down terror threats, open-border consequences, global instability, and why the fight is already here at home. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshi...

-Newsmax's Carl Higbie steals the spotlight with a volcanic rant that Rob describes as coming “off the top rope with a folding chair,” leaving RINO Republicans emotionally concussed. -Hollywood Insider Christian Toto joins Rob to mock late-night TV, break down Jimmy Kimmel’s limp contract extension, and explain why Adam Schiff should never be booked for comedy. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BE...

-Rob fires on all cylinders, roasting congressional grandstanding, defending DHS enforcement, and repeatedly asking why anyone thinks cocaine speedboats are fishing vessels. -Mary Walter joins via the Newsmax Hotline, delivering rapid-fire banter on early-bird dining trends, drone-smuggling prisons, Christmas-topic burnout, and why nobody under 40 wants dinner after 7 p.m. Today’s podcast is spons...

-Rob gleefully announces new 250th-anniversary U.S. coins, including a proposed dollar coin with Donald Trump on both sides, prompting immediate liberal head-explosion warnings. -Guest Tony Kinnett joins Rob to torch Indiana RINOs, defend political redistricting without apology, and hint that primary season is about to get very uncomfortable. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - R...

-Congress members try to blame Gov. Kristi Noem for New York City’s problems, and Rob responds by pointing out—colorfully—that terrorists didn’t exactly enter the country by accidentally tripping over the border. -Emily Sturge (Campus Reform) joins to discuss campus culture, anti-conservative hostility, academic lowering of standards, and the growing Gen Z pushback. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Ilhan Omar, alleged brother-husband, mystery wealth, and a $250M missing food-aid program become the subject of a musical roast—complete with Jim Gossett’s parody performance. -Political scientist Wilfred Reilly joins to fact-check America’s slavery narrative, roast progressive orthodoxy, and bond with Rob over bourbon, Chicago pizza, and the decline of common sense. Today’s podcast is sponsored...

-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell up.” -Michael Charbon joins Rob on the Newsmax Hotline, and together they roast Democrats, analyze political collapses, and debate whether Canada should become America’s chilly Puerto Rico. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refresh...

-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five. -Guest Doug Burns jumps in to dissect drug-boat strikes, hypocrisy, Somali fraud, Jack Smith, Comer, Letitia James, and anything else Rob throws at him. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX at http:/...

-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculinity. -A whirlwind tour of Somali Medicaid fraud, suitcases of airport cash, and a would-be president of “Jubaland” leaves Rob comparing Somalia to “the meth-lab trailer park of the world.”  -Fred Fleitz joins and calmly explains Europe’s immigration c...

-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host. -The show dives into the January 6th pipe-bomber saga, where a man Rob describes as “Lenny from Of Mice and Men” somehow eludes the FBI for years despite leaving a trail that Scooby-Doo could follow. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refres...

-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud network is just a cultural exchange program. -Thane Rosenbaum joins via the Newsmax Hotline, brilliantly roasting the absurdity of treating terrorists, cartels, and fentanyl boats like protected wildlife. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM PO...

-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never existed. -Rob ties it all together with rants about welfare abuse, border chaos, media gaslighting, and Democrats calling everyone Nazis while he demands, punchline by punchline, that someone finally go to jail. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM D...

-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife. -Rosie O’Donnell and Nicole Wallace spiral into dramatic therapy-level despair over Trump, while Rob gleefully labels it “cat-lady psychosis on parade.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX...

-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy assembling IKEA furniture but somehow couldn’t find a pipe bomber. -He celebrates economic “winning” while admitting he went into TJ Maxx to buy a wallet and walked out with SpongeBob socks, a cotton-candy machine, a projector galaxy, and a Run-DMC Christ...

-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump. -A deep dive into alleged Minnesota/Somali fraud sends Rob into full turbo mode, complete with parody Christmas songs and vows of bureaucratic colonoscopies. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX at http:...

-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn. -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the two deep-dive into Christmas movies, debate which holiday songs should be banned forever. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! WEBROOT :...

-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethrower on Indiana GOP “rhinos” blocking a full 9–0 redistricting sweep. -The hour closes with Mary Walter on the Newsmax Hotline, who riffs with Rob about drug-boat drama, DEI absurdities, parental Munchausen, and why half of Gen Z suddenly develops “te...

-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandal. -Carson and guest Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal) tear into media spin, Jake Tapper’s “white black pipe bomber” misfire, and political double standards with tag-team precision. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Pro...

-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, and possibly Ilhan Omar. -Kaitlin Bennett joins on the Newsmax hotline, recounting her campus adventures where college students flee debates faster than they flee Thanksgiving history lessons. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and g...