The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk serial killer conventions, dreamy Drake, and union songs!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's confusing scheme, the return of Charles, and Baby's future.

We're back! John and Kaitlin talk the ghost train, Cheather, and how magic was always the glue bonding Veronica and Jughead's very real friendship.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and a very special guest discuss Cheryl handing over her spider brooch, KJ bopping to Britney, and Heather's arrival.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the Spider Woman of Wall Street, the return of Ms. Grundy, and which Riverdale resident actually reads.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veggie's healthy conversation, the potential Barchie baby, and the Mevin reunion.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival's plans, Tabitha's superpower, and angel lore.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin count all the casinos in town, speculate about the connection between Riverdale and Rivervale, and review yet another Serpent Dance.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask: "What ARE the Serpents?"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask...what's a wise guy?

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk why certain superpowers would suck, how Abigail is less chaotic than Cheryl, and why Bingo is the best boy in Riverdale.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Archie's super strength, Veronica's big move, and Bingo's legs.

It's been 100 episodes, ya'll! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk dual Reggies, multiple Jugheads, and oodles of deceased Riverdale residents.

Waiting for our 100th recap episode? So are we!!! Thank you to all who have listened for the past 100 episodes, and have a happy holiday season!

"Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s)" by The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's broken dreams, Veronica and Reggie's toxic relationship, and murky tear juice. (A word of warning: The witches of Rivervale made the audio funky on this one. We love you and thank you for your listenership.)

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's potential pettiness, car ghosts, and whether Betty should really be in charge of a baby right now.

Welcome to Rivervale, folks! On this episode of the RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Fralice, maple syrup production, and Archie being sacrificed to a pagan goddess!

It's the Season 5 finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the casino no one wants, Barchie 3.0, and all those witches... Thanks for listening everyone! We'll be back soon...

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jabitha (Tughead?), Veronica's decision about Archie, and Britta's confusing new foster home.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Eric is finally brought to justice, and Kaitlin owes John $5.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beeeeeees, girlbossing, and Jughead's long-awaited book snatching.

Josie, Mel, and Val get the backdoor pilot they deserve, and John and Kaitlin are THRILLED. Josie delivers the most perfect line to Hiram, Mel's book is definitely outpacing Jughead's on the best seller list, and Val has almost as many jobs as Archie.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss The Rat King (and rabies!), Kaitlin's newly unlocked fear, and Archie's latest job.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's ongoing crisis, Cheryl's cult, and Bingo was his name-O.