The Rewatcher

Halloween has the Magic Box looking like Black Friday 2004! It's a big day for Anya, made even bigger when Xander FINALLY gets the nerve to spill the beans about their engagement! Reactions are mixed, but the gang throws a party to celebrate the news, as Dawn steps out for a bit of teenage rebellion. Rewatch, Listen and laugh as Ash gets red faced about unintended euphemisms, Alaina makes a rewatc...

Rewatchers! We're taking a short break to spend time with our loved ones for the holidays, but enjoy this Classic Episode where we had a chance to talk about one of the most iconic episodes of the third season- BAND CANDY! We had the pleasure of sitting down with Kristine Sutherland to get all the deets! We hope that you all have a safe and happy holiday week for all that celebrate, and look forwa...

Fresh back from a mysterious rendezvous with Angel, Buffy settles back into daily life, attempting to try on different hats to figure out where she fits! Unfortunately for her, the Tiny-Dicked Trio have some technological, and mystical hoops for Buffy to jump through. Buffy HATES this fuckshit, especially when she phones a friend to figure out WTF is going on, and people think that it's just STRES...

Now that Buffy has been ripped out of heaven by her friends, they are adding some fresh heap of fuckshit onto Buffy's plate in the form of a growing heap of unpaid bills. The house needs updating, and Joyce's life insurance money is nearly exhausted. Like.. what the fuck!? Buffy attempts to problem solve, stepping into the role of provider not ONLY for Dawn, but ALSO WILARALOW too! To add to the m...

Coming hot off of the UPN Series Premiere, We start RIGHT where we left off. Buffy is BACK IN DA HOOOOUSE, but she's not right! Wil feels a little hurt that Buffy isn't falling over herself with gratitude, Spike is FURIOUS at the betrayal of it all, and Buffy thinks that she might be cracked. Fuckshit is afoot when things start popping off at bedtime, with phantom Buffy calling Wilaralow bitches,...

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of threats of sexual violence discussed in this episode. Rewatchers!! We're back with the SECOND PART of the UPN SERIES PREMIERE! We start RIGHT where we left off. Fuckshit is afoot at Buffy's grave. Buffy's stuck in a JigSaw Game, the scoobs try to flee from the biker demons, and Spike is being the sweetest babysitter around. Join us as we talk about an episode that's...

Rewatchers!! Season Six is upon us!! Time has passed since Buffy sacrificed herself to save the world, and the Scoobs are unwell. They are scraping by with the help of Buffybot, standing in for sister and slayer duties. Giles feels useless without Buffy to mentor, and sets his sights on moving on. Xanya has a spat about coming clean about their engagement, and Wilaralow cook up some spells to rais...

Rewatchers! WB's Series Finale is upon us, and it has us feeling ALL the feels!! This week, Buffy draws a line in the sand regarding HOW she will save the world- or let it burn, Xander makes a big move, and Glory has a very bad day. Rewatch Listen & Laugh as the Grovetastic one experiences this epic finale, Alaina drops some serious nursery rhyme knowledge on us, and Mikie comes up with a new pet...

Rewatchers! Is that the apockapockapockalypse??? NAH! It was just Covid falling upon the Podlab (sans Mikie!) This week, Buffy is stuck in her head, Glory gets SO emotional baby, and Ben is the very definition of bitchmade!! With Glory's victorious return to her hell dimension close at hand, Buffy powers down and requires Willow to help her come to grips with a tough truth. Rewatch Listen & Laugh...

Now that the Dawn-key is out of the bag, Glory is hellbent to get her in her soft petite hand. Buffy 'Forrest Gump's away from campus only to be intercepted by her glorious magnificence- UNTIL Ben the negative 29 year old unemployed intern takes control of their body giving Buffy a tiny head start. Buffy is out of plans, out of patience, and out of options. Bitch! It is time to run! But unfortunat...

Glory is closing in on figuring out what human the key is, and plans a coup to steal her from the scoobs! Buffy struggles to find footing with parenting Dawn. Anya because a pro-capitalist demon. And Wilaralow experience their first big blow out! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina gets mad at some sloppy writing, Ash gets emotional about not believing Tara, and Mikie strives to be the devil on your...

Buffy is struggling with returning to normalcy after losing Joyce. Giles wants to get back to business with training, but Buffy admits she wants to quit slaying because she worries that it's hardening her. I mean-- she wasn't there for her corn fed failure, Riley. Giles suggests trying getting answers from a guide in a ritual in the desert. Meanwhile, at Incel headquarters, Warren delivers the goo...

Rewatchers!! Our trip down Memory Lane last week was a blast, so we decided to continue the fun by letting Ash take the wheel and bring us to New Angeles! Things are weird and strained with the peeps at Angel Investigations. The band JUST got back together, but Cordi, Wesley Wyndham Price and Gunn aren't quite ready to bury the hatchet. AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE! Angel was reckless, and is the reaso...

Rewatchers!! It's our 100th episode!!! We know that it's been heavy out in these Sunnydale streets, so we're taking a short detour down memory lane by chatting about the unaired pilot, and about our favorite moments from Buffy AND the rewatcher! Rewatch the unaired Pilot, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes out loud for a Home Box Office version of Spike, Ash casts the Real Housewives of Sunnyvale, an...

As Buffy makes final preparations for Joyce's services, Dawn is embittered by how much of a fucking Capricorn Buffy is being! I mean- let a girl choose some freaking flowers, Buffy- My GLORY! The friction drives a wedge between them, as each retreat into their own grief. After her mother is laid to rest, Dawn attempts to get WIllaralow to do some resurrection magic, but when Tara is a world of HEL...

Get out the tissues, Rewatchers, because this is going to be a tough one! When Buffy comes home to find Joyce unresponsive, she gets the worst news that she could possibly get. Arguably one of the best episodes of the series, ‘The Body’ takes you through the initial shock and anguish of loss. Rewatch, & Listen as we talk about Willow’s cursed clothing, Kirstie gets the ‘Random Insult Generator’ tr...

Still reeling (in a bad way) from the news of Spike 'Lobsession", Buffy can't seem to shake the feeling the fuckshit surrounding her relationships is TOTES her fault! When a girlfriend of the Stedford type shows up and starts yeeting people around all willy-nilly, Buffy and the scoobs try to find the robot's mans! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we introduce a new segment of the show, Alaina decides th...

Rewatchers!!! We celebrate Drusilla's arrival back in Sunnyvale in the best possible way – by chatting with director, actor, ballerina, PODCAST CO-HOST, and absolute icon Juliet Landau! We love her from eyeballs to entrails, y'all! With the drama of last week resetting back into the status quo, Buffy FINALLY realizes that Spike LOVES her, and decides that she is firmly Anti-Blondie-Bear! She not-s...

When Buffy spills the beans about our little Dawn-key, the Scoobs have some serious problems adjusting to the news – or not broadcasting the news in public like they work at HIPPA Violation Memorial Hospital. Dawn sets her focus on continuing the tradition on awful Buffy’s birthday by B-and-Eing into the Magic Box and finding out about her true identity! Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about Gl...

When the stuffy assholes from the Watchers Council descend upon Sunnydale, they choose violence, instead of working WITH the Scoobs to defeat Glory! They shut down the Magic Box, threaten to have Giles deported, and force Buffy and the Scoobs through hoops of fuckshit for the OPPORTUNITY to even LEARN some not-so-fun-facts about Glory! Rewatch, listen & laugh as Giles breaks the AC in the Podlab,...

Giles is heading to England to chat with those assholes at the Watchers Council and get some piping hot British T on Glory. Meanwhile, Buffy is doing her best to be strong through the “cornfed failure” of it all, and Xander is DONE being the Judge Judy of Anya and Willow’s relentless bickering. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Willow gets on EVERYONE’S damn nerves, we’re relieved that we get THIS versio...

Welp...we have some good news and some bad news. The good news? Joyce's surgery was a HUGE success and she's dabbling in plastic dream hair! The bad news? Riley has reached his final “bitch-made form” and MAN, it's tough to watch! Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about WHY Riley's fall from grace happened, we get pissed at the man for trying to brainwash us with early aught's misogyny, and a dra...

Joyce’s tumor is being an asshole and making her have jarring outbursts; some are mean, some are strange – and others, well, they’re spicy AF giving off some NC-17 vibes! HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital does EXACTLY what we’d expect and sends Joyce home to rest before surgery. Meanwhile a turdy demon arrives to Sunnydale nestled inside a meteor that crashes into the nearby woods. Speaking of plu...

Dreg the Melting Goblin comes to town bearing gifts and FINALLY graces us with the nameless ‘Bring-It-On’ Demon's name. She summons the most adorable monsters we've ever seen, and sends it on a mission to find the key! Meanwhile Joyce gets distressing news at HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital, and Buffy and Dawn reel from the shock. Riley continues to be bitch-made, making assumptions instead of b...

When Buffy gets a little sloppy and gets impaled by her own stake while patrolling, she gets fixated on the final mistakes of her slayer predecessors. Books prove to be no help, but she heads to The Bronze with Spike to hear tales about the two slayers that HE killed. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Spike’s iconique LEWK gets mixed reviews, Alaina time travels to read a bitch, and Ash recounts past tra...