The Rewatcher

With Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason puffs out his chest around Crystal's family and Arlene gets a ghostly visitor!  Rewatch, Listen & Laug...

Lorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash officially throws in her towel on bill's bullshit, Mikie loses his mind about some VERY...

With knowledge of Sookie's sparkly jazz hands, Russell takes Bill & Sookie back to his home. He interrogates Sookie, and orders Lorena to kill Bill. Franklin lets it slip that Sookie is in the house, and Tara formulates a plan. Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette and Jesus' date comes to an abrupt end,  Jason has girl problems, and Jessica decides to give Arlene a good ending to a shitty night! Rewatch,...

Franklin continues to be an absolute menace, and poor Tara rolls with his mood to stay on his good side. Eric pulls a Hail Mary, but fumbles when the vampire he blames is none other than Russell's newest Sheriff- BILL Compton!  But Russell finds out that Bill is LYIN' to him, and is furious, putting Sookie in peril (again). Back in Bon Temps, Jason follows a siren's song (according to Ash), Terry...

Sookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we start a new weekly segment, Ash is brave and admits that her REWATCHER picker might be br...

Eric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz!  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple exposures to Eric Northman's cocky charm , and Mikie marvels at some extremely smart music decisions!. An...

We're BACK in Bon Temps, and MAN this episode is PACKED with exposition! Sookie is hell bent on chasing every lead, even when it brings her to Eric's Doorstep! Jason starts an arc of redemption, and Tara gets a reality slap from Lafayette.  Meanwhile, Bill is being held hostage by the King of Mississippi, and no amount of gourmet blood courses is going to erase the fact that shit is sketchyAF! Rew...

Rewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion!  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably,  and we d...

We pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie!  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game,  and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s los...

With Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to mystified silence,  Alaina wants to steal Sophie-Ann's look, and Mikie's euphemism almost gets him thrown in...

Sookie and Jason are welcomed back to Bon Temps with a bang-- literally! Maxine is not so queenlike, and Jessica has had ENOUGH. Bill gets all bitey when he confronts Maryann to HORRIBLE effect, and Sookie desperately tries to get through to a black eyed, possessed Tara.,  Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie feels the heat from Jason,  we marvel at how much Terry loves Arlene, and we send some mustar...

Picking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flie...

In one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie  gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety!   At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!!  Not a banner night for the hometown haunt! Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about...

With Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!!  Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when Arlene mentions the same thing happened to her. Meanwhile Andy just sounds like a crazy person ranting ab...

REWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then!  Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & S...

This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound**  This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous  poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about...

Sookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina needs to collect herself after Eric’s blood has unexpected effects on La...

We start with Sookie telling Bill to piss off, and storming away from her banana mobile into these hella dangerous Louisiana streets, but her attempt to distance herself from her insufferable boyfriend ends up putting her in the crosshairs of a magical beast that attacks her. Distraught, Bill brings her scratched up ass to Fantasia for magical healing of the non-sexy variety! Meanwhile, both Tara...

We  pick up where we left off last week! Layfayette is in grave peril, but remembers that even though the blood may be synthetic, Royce's  ass is magnetic! Sookie attempts to be a cool mom, and Eric gets a makeover! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina basks in Eric's final form, Mikie expresses his love Pam & Eric's bond,   and we Ash almost sprays the entire pod lab with an actual near spit-take!  ...

Season two is here WITHOUT the months long wait and it is GIVING! Picking up where we left off, everyone is scandalized by the corpse found in Andy's vehicle, but Tara is downright horrified! Sookie gets a double whammy of shocking news, and Jason is just out in these Bon Temps streets joining the closest cult he can find! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we fangirl about Nan Flanna Bob, we worry about...

With Jason in the clink, Sookie's dedication to find out who the murderer is renewed, but her outspokenness about what she has discovered puts her in grave danger. Tara has landed herself in a bona fide resort, but is it the Devil in a Sunday hat? Arlene's kids finds some unsettling things in the garage as Season 1's mystery is finally exposed, leading us to a confrontation that had us SHOOOK! Rew...

Sookie cozies up to Sam to do some sleuthing to figure out who the murdered girl in her vision was, and has some WILD thoughts about how important she is to Bill. Jason & Amy navigate their relationship issues, and take one last trip. Tara is denied by Lettie Mae, but makes a new influential friend with a penchant for giant- Paul Bunion pigs. Meanwhile, Bill completes the ritual welcoming his newl...

Sookie reacts correctly to finding Sam naked on the foot of her bed, but spends the rest of the episode acting like an absolute asshole. Tara has her exorcism and slays her demon, but it doesn't stick. Meanwhile, we get a glimpse behind the curtain, and watch as Bill is punished for murdering a vampire by creating another. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about teachable vampire turning mom...

The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we continue to drag the piece of garbage that Amy is, Alaina has to recover from an epic swoon, and...

Emotions are running almost as high as Jason & Amy and everyone is messed up! With a fourth coffin at the fire, and Bill NOT back in his hidey hole, cookie fears the worst, as Tara is messed up by the fact that the exorcism seems to have actually WORKED! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Ash feels alone up on that hill, Alaina & Mikie express their interest in helping Eric conserve water, and we worry about...