brookebeerer

The Relation Script

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Everyone grows up with an invisible script for how life is supposed to go. But real life rarely follows it. Instead, it's a collection of unexpected moments-funny stories, awkward phases, and lessons you didn’t ask for. We’re married, we love each other, bicker a lot, and learning as we go. We talk about the things we’ve lived through— the wins, the mess-ups, the memories that still make us laugh, and the moments that quietly taught us something along the way. This podcast lives in that space between the plan and the reality. Just honest conversations and figuring it out as we go.

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brookebeerer

Episodes

Ep. 6. Wedding Wisdom 05.04.2026 31:57

In this episode, we break down what’s truly worth it and what’s not when it comes to planning your big day. From DJs and flowers to party buses and desserts, we’re sharing our honest takes based on our wedding experience. We dive into some of the unexpected hiccups we faced, like a bridesmaid showing up with the wrong dress and a maid of honor forgetting her bouquet right before walking down the a...

Ep. 5. Let the Dogs Bark 29.03.2026 25:49

As spring approaches, we dive into Brendan's idea of warm weather fashion, the anxiety of planning and traveling, and revisiting past trips that now feel equal parts surreal, nostalgic, and borderline fever-dream chaos.

Ep. 4. Dirty 30 in Pigeon Michigan 22.03.2026 32:04

We’re back after we celebrated our friend's dirty 30 in Pigeon, Michigan and are still recovering. This time, we feature a few friends and unpack our Sunday Scaries. We share some behind-the-scenes moments from the weekend, and get into a few random side stories… like Brooke getting rear-ended by a very questionable driver and debating why car insurance sucks. Recovery mode, questionable decis...

Ep. 3. Chicken Strips, Costco & Cotton Balls. 15.03.2026 25:48

In this episode, we spiral through irrational textures, AI taking over the world (starting with our parents), & why Costco on a Sunday should be illegal. We debate the absolute chaos of self-checkout—Kroger vs Aldi—& uncover Brooke’s ongoing struggle with “dyslexia of the mouth,” where chicken tenders somehow becomes grilled chicken every time. It’s anxious, chaotic, slightly unhinged… and very us...

Ep. 2. First Time Homeowners 08.03.2026 25:39

In this episode, we dive into our experience of buying our first home together including all the silly stories and home projects we tackled which tested our patience, communication skills, and our definitions off what "leveled” means. Tune in to reminisce with us on the time a squirrel broke into our basement and sent us into full survival mode.

Ep. 1. Welcome to The Relation Script 28.02.2026 30:32

Everyone grows up with an invisible script for how they think life is supposed to go. For some, you meet someone, fall in love, get married, buy a house, have kids, and everything else just kind of… falls into place. But no one tells you about the part where you’re married, pushing 30, arguing about finances, watching your friends have babies, questioning your timeline, and wondering if you’re beh...