Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

The Real Weird Sisters: The Archive

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This feed contains past episodes of The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast, including book club episodes for Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, and Half-Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows, as well as special topics shows recorded from September 2016 through December 2019. Book club episodes for Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, and Deathly Hallows can be accessed on the main podcast feed, titled The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast. Current episodes, including all character studies, Take Fives, and Into the Pensieve episodes, are...

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Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

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3.10 The Marauder's Map 26.02.2017 1:25:50

?No underage wizards allowed in today! (Just kidding.) Alice and Martha analyze the magic of the Marauder's Map and question the implications of the apostrophe placement on the map's name, wonder exactly how hot Madam Rosmerta can really be, and dissect the adults' drink orders in the Three Broomsticks. Harry also learns the "truth" about Sirius... spoiler; he was their FRIEND! Spoiler warning! Pl...

3.9 Grim Defeat 20.02.2017 1:15:08

?Hogwarts is on lockdown! Alice and Martha analyze the emergency procedures at Hogwarts, rank detention assignments, and question Hogwarts’s lack of extracurricular activities. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to...

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady 12.02.2017 1:07:46

In this episode, Alice and Martha discuss forged signatures, mail-order dark creatures, and the ever more tragic tale of Harry’s lack of a Hogsmeade permission slip in their best would-be casual voices. They also analyze Harry’s fear of dementors and uncover an unplottable plothole. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. B...

3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe 05.02.2017 1:06:42

Riddikulus! Alice and Martha are back to share their greatest fears, both as children and adults. Plus, they come up with a fabulous Halloween costume and analyze Snape's inexcusable behavior. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodica...

Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events 02.02.2017 1:23:23

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate Events into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Harry Potter series. Though we sort only the characters from the first s...

3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves 30.01.2017 1:04:32

Heh! Whoo!! Alice and Martha are back to talk about Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! In this episode, we track Professor Trelawney's predictions, analyze one of Alice's neuroses, and gripe about Harry's hippogriff ride in the movie. Be sure to respond to our feedback survey! http://www.realweirdsisters.com/feedback/ Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spo...

3.5 The Dementor 23.01.2017 1:10:48

Alice and Martha analyze the ways that dementors affect different characters and different readers, empathize with Ginny's plight of being a younger sibling, and delve into some theories about unfulfilled promises in the series. And no, Harry still doesn't get to go to Hogsmeade. Be sure to respond to our feedback survey! http://www.realweirdsisters.com/feedback/ Spoiler warning! Please be aware...

3.4 The Leaky Cauldron 16.01.2017 54:25

Alice and Martha discuss the perks of being thirteen (even though neither of them ever got to spend a week on their own in Diagon Alley), the tragedy of Florean Fortescue, and the strange habits of pet store employees. They also swap stories of school supply shopping and analyze Harry's cavalier attitude upon hearing the news that a mass murderer has escaped a high security prison in order to kill...

3.3 The Knight Bus 09.01.2017 1:00:21

Alice and Martha recap chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. What will Harry's life be like as an outcast on the run from the law? Are the extra four Sickles for a toothbrush and hot water bottle worth it? And just why is Cornelius Fudge so annoying? Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes...

3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake 01.01.2017 55:15

Listen to Alice and Martha crack up about the hilarity of Ripper, do a psychological analysis of the relationship between Petunia and Marge, and commiserate over the lack of welcome-home-for-the-summer gifts they've received in their lives. Plus, find out what strange item Martha has eaten and hear Alice's recommendation for a New Year's diet! Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contain...

3.1 Owl Post 26.12.2016 55:44

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

Big Brother: Wizarding World 23.12.2016 1:41:05

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jordan Parhar of Big Brother Canada 3 (@jordanparhar) to cast and imagine a fantasy season of Big Brother using Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Big Brother and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Movie Review 19.12.2016 2:26:49

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.18 Dobby's Reward 11.12.2016 1:14:05

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.17 The Heir of Slytherin 05.12.2016 1:15:00

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.16 The Chamber of Secrets 28.11.2016 1:07:24

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.15 Aragog 20.11.2016 1:06:13

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fifteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React 20.11.2016 1:24:30

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the entire movie. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.14 Cornelius Fudge 14.11.2016 1:11:22

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter fourteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.13 The Very Secret Diary 06.11.2016 1:10:03

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.12 The Polyjuice Potion 28.10.2016 1:13:13

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.11 The Dueling Club 24.10.2016 1:06:49

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.10 The Rogue Bludger 17.10.2016 1:02:08

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

2.9 The Writing on the Wall 09.10.2016 1:06:35

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

Sorting Hat: The Baby-Sitters Club 07.10.2016 1:34:39

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring of The Baby-Sitters Club Club (@BSCCpodcast) to sort the characters of The Baby-Sitters Club into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Baby-Sitters Club and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes a...