The Real Weird Sisters

This week, Alice, Martha, and returning guest Shut Up Tim enter a world that is entirely their own as they discuss the eleventh five minutes of Alfonso’s magnum opus. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our... Read more The post Take F...

The cards never lie, and our reading shows that this week’s character study is not to be missed! Alice and Martha discuss Trelawney’s arc in the fifth, sixth, and seventh books (with heavy emphasis on her extensive seventh book arc). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special... Read more The post Sybill...

This week’s Take Five is all about that infamous bridge scene, with the added bonus of plenty of impressions from Martha and a Movia Trivia segment that will live in RWS infamy. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to... Read more The post Take Five, T...

The Real Weird Sisters are back to discuss a second set of Real Weird Brothers in the Harry Potter series. From attempting to deliver the infamous bunch of grapes to Harry in the second book, to the tiny corpses lying side by side in the Great Hall in the seventh book, the Creevey brothers’ legacy... Read more The post Colin and Dennis Creevey: Character Study appeared first on The Real Weir...

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 22) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting... Read more The post Sorting Hat: Big Brother 23...

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back for another riddikulus Take Five episode! This five minutes is spent on pretty much one scene, but there’s still plenty to talk about, as usual! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically.... Read more The post Take Fi...

It’s finally time to “properly eulogize” Draco, as Alice and Martha round out their discussion of his arc in the seventh book. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss... Read more The post D...

Watch where you’re sticking those pins, come over to the right side, and listen to our character study on Draco Malfoy in the sixth book! As seven-year-old Martha would say, Draco comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb in this one. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are... Read more The post Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 5 app...

Draco reverts back to his early-series-villain-self in the fifth book, taking his antagonism to new lows as he scripts highly creative lyrics, tries out many different angles to try to provoke Harry, and revels in his roles as a prefect and on the Inquisitorial Squad. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are... Read more The post Draco Malfoy: Cha...

OH NO YOU DON’T, LADDIE! It’s time for Draco’s arc in the fourth book! From his short but glorious experience as a ferret to his love of Blast-Ended Skrewts, Draco provides some comic relief in this book, but his storyline also begins to take a darker turn as we head into the latter half of... Read more The post Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 3 appeared first on The Real Wei...

This podcast has gone to the dogs as Alice and Martha analyze Draco in the third book. It might not be a Madam Hooch character study, but there’s still plenty of Quidditch talk, and we’ve never seen such tactics!! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more The post Draco Malfoy: Chara...

HEH! WOOOOO!!! It’s time for another joyride through Alfonso’s magnum opus. Returning guest Shut Up Tim is back, and so is Bem, back with another gloomy warning. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to... Read more The po...

Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Allison Serafin Steere for an introductory Herbology lesson, complete with an overview of the major magical plants of the series, their connections to the muggle world, and an official plant ranking. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more The post...

Alice and Martha discuss everyone’s favorite supermom, Molly Weasley, and her arc in the last four books. Molly may have many rivalries in these four books – Sirius, Fleur, Hermione, and Bellatrix to name a few – but her role as the Tonksfidant is far more significant. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New... Read more The post Molly Weasl...

Recurring guest Shut Up Tim returns to once again attempt to shed light on the way Alfonso’s beautiful, dark twisted mind works. In this five minutes, Harry attends Divination and Care of Magical Creatures, though we’re not quite yet to HEH! WOOO! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday... Read more The post Take...

Alice and Martha round out their conversation about Hermione, discussing her arc in the seventh book. With the infamous beaded bag and her quick thinking in numerous sticky situations, we can all agree that Hermione is largely responsible for getting Harry out of this book alive. After all, she’s highly logical, which allows her to... Read more The post Hermione Granger: Character Study, Par...

Alice and Martha continue their study of Hermione, who (believe it or not) is the best student in Harry’s year, this time focusing on her arc in the sixth book. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to... Read more The post Hermione Granger...

Alice and Martha are back to continue their discussion of Hermione, covering her arc in the fifth book. You might remember this as the book when Hermy stands up to Umbridge by forming Dumbledore’s Army, but more importantly, she learns to knit and becomes one of the few brave enough to say Voldemort’s name. Please... Read more The post Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 4 appeared...

Alice and Martha kick off the remainder of their series about Herm-oh-ninny, with Part 3 very logically covering Book 4. This is going to be a bit of a marathon, so make sure to pace yourselves or you may wind up clutching a stitch in your side! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New... Read more The post Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 3 appeared fi...

Recurring guest Shut Up Tim returns for the next five minutes of Alfonso’s magnum opus, in which the trio gets settled at Hogwarts for the year. Michael Gambon gives a foreboding speech, the new Fat Lady makes her first appearance, and Harry makes the mistake of eating one of those candies. There’s also a very... Read more The post Take Five, Take 6: Prisoner of Azkaban, 25:01-30:00 ap...

There’s more than enough to talk about with this groundbreaking double character study! Archie and Hassan Mostafa have lots in common, from their interesting Harry Potter Wiki pages to their their ability to make Hermione giggle. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released... Read more...

The Real Weird Sisters are joined again by recurring guest Shut Up Tim. In addition to analyzing an important five minutes, filled with frog puppets, new “Flitwick,” and Alfonso’s take on dementors, the official Real Weird Sisters each sample a Take 5 candy bar, and get an important cameo update from a very cool actor.... Read more The post Take Five, Take 5: Prisoner of Azkaban,...

It’s time to discuss another unique and creative side character, Amos Diggory! From his relationship with his SON! to his rivalry with Harry and his confrontation with Winky, Amos is a fully three-dimensional character (except, of course, when his head is a possible 2-D hologram). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are... Read more The pos...

It’s time for the next five minutes of Prisoner of Azkaban – we’re flying through this movie as fast as all of the MVBs ! Shut Up Tim is back for another guest appearance and Alice scrutinizes Alfonso’s scene cuts, in a classic “Owless” moment. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are... Read more The post Take...

Alice and Martha put on their fang earrings and dragon skin boots, even if that means they won’t be attending a rock concert any time soon. There’s no other word for it – this episode is cool. Plus, an important discovery about the Harry Potter Wiki(s?!). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes... Read more The post Bill Weasley: Ch...