The Real Cosmic Joke

THE REAL COSMIC JOKE IS BACK!! And this time… I’m with my girl Amy. 🤍🔥 This episode is one I’ve been waiting to share - not because I was hiding, but because I wanted to speak from a grounded place. I kept waking up with a full-body knowing that it was finally time to share the rest of my story… and let whatever needed to come through, come through. This is the whole truth after the blog post......

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott embrace the absolute mayhem of life refusing to go as planned. You know that moment when you realize everything you were working toward is suddenly irrelevant, and now you're just standing in the rubble, wondering WTF is next? Yeah, same. We get into: Why everyone seems to be in the middle of a major life shake-up right now The...

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott spill the tea on ALL the wild shifts happening—from love lives to career shake-ups, and the unexpected twists that come with trusting your gut (even when it makes zero sense at the time). We get into the rollercoaster of Baytop’s dating life (yes, we have updates 👀), what it’s like to be witnessed in a relationship, and the raw...

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the hottest, most controversial topic right now—AI. Is it the greatest tool for human expansion, or are we sleepwalking into a dystopian takeover? We break down the real conversations that need to happen, beyond the fear-mongering and blind hype. From how AI is revolutionizing healing, creativity, and business to the e...

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive headfirst into the beautifully chaotic world of zero-to-a-hundred life decisions. From impulsive road trips to Sedona, to the absurdity of navigating relationships, independence, and the cosmic timing —we’re covering it all . We get into the art of surrendering to the unknown, the messy reality of trusting your gut, and why...

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the chaotic, transformative space of being between paradigms —that weird in-between where everything is shifting, but nothing has quite landed yet. From the mind-blowing realizations that come with deep detoxing (yes, we’re talking about literal parasites) to navigating the push and pull of conscious parenting, we expl...

Buckle up, because this week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott are diving headfirst into the absolute chaos of today’s political climate —why people are losing friendships over elections, the mass hysteria on social media, and how to navigate political division without losing your sanity (or your soul). We talk about: Why friendships are ending over voting choices (and wh...

This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into a wild mix of topics that somehow all connect in the grand cosmic joke that is life. From the power of community and conscious connections to navigating the loneliness of singlehood , we get real about what it means to grow, expand, and hold space for others. We also talk about the feminine rising , the importance of w...

Ever had that gut feeling but weren’t sure if it was divine wisdom or some trauma rearing its head again? 🤔 This week on The Real Cosmic Joke , Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott break down the wild world of discernment—how to tell the difference between intuition, fear, and straight-up overthinking. From dodging spiritual scams to knowing when to walk away from toxic situations, we dive into the...

Welcome to the first Soulful Sunday , a weekly check-in where we share our personal journeys, the energy we’re moving through, and the lessons unfolding in real time. This week, Jalynn opens up about her battle with mold poisoning —navigating yet another health challenge, what it’s teaching her, and how she’s finding strength in the healing process. Meanwhile, Baytop dives deep into the fear of pe...

In this episode of The Real Cosmic Joke , co-hosts Baytop Scott and Jalynn Schroeder dive into the raw journey of authenticity —what it really means to live unapologetically as your truest self. From shedding societal expectations to navigating the discomfort of being fully seen, we explore the challenges and breakthroughs that come with embracing who you really are. We share personal stories, dee...

In this episode of The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn and Baytop, dive deep into the intricate and often unspoken topic of Sisterhood Wounds. From navigating feelings of comparison and competition to healing broken connections with the women in our lives, this conversation is a raw, vulnerable, and enlightening exploration of what it means to repair and rebuild bonds with one another. We share personal...

In our debut episode, we’re pulling back the cosmic curtain to introduce ourselves, share our journeys, and invite you into the wild, wondrous, and hilarious space we call The Real Cosmic Joke. What does it mean to laugh through life’s mysteries? Why does the universe sometimes feel like a trickster with a great sense of humor? Join us, Jalynn and Baytop, as we explore the meaning behind the “cosm...