The Random Word Podcast (RWP)

The boys talk fire drills, bathroom cycles, peeing in sleeping bags, and some very unfortunate people in history. Also some new fishbowl inventions and TV show pilots. Enjoy another episode of this twisted wild ride of a show. 

It’s a shout-out to classic role-playing improvisational games with none of the structure and a blend of a lot of different rules?    Welcome to a new adventure this time in the town of Respite which contains a lot of secrecy within their controversial city-like structure: the Mega-Mart.

Welcome to the MiniCast! It's like a fun size candy bar, without the calories or being good. We talk Craigslist jobs, AIM, and as much as we could squeeze into this shorter episode. Keep a look out for the latest Drunkards & Dragons episode we also recorded, that will be released this weekend or whenever Salty Dalton forces Ben to finish editing it. 

On today's show we give you the technology of tomorrow. We also give you a weird snake detector and a ziploc mattress sheet. And for those of you that thought your job is bad? Just wait until you learn about the whipping boys.  We are the magic men, and this is yet another episode of the pile of garbage we call a podcast. 

The first show back on the porch went in a lot of different directions, but amidst the chaos we pitch some new TV pilots, have a member of Rando Nation join us for a few segments, and Ben discusses something known as "the toothpaste method".   

On the first episode of Season Four we learn of Salty Dalton's hooligan skateboarder days, uncover secrets from Ben's past, get help on robbing banks via Intern Will's Twitter conversations, and pitch TV pilots that could make us all millions of dollars. It's good to be back Rando Nation

The audio for this BonusCast is basically you just listening to us whine about eating really hot chicken. So if that is your sort of thing, enjoy. We'll get the full video up on Youtube this weekend.  We try our best to cover some discussion topics, but mostly we cry. New episodes return starting next week. Right now you have like a billion hours of a Best Of PLUS a BonusCast.  Chicken was purchas...

Wow, we made it through 30 of these things. This latest season involved wildly expensive psychics, video game discussions, CMO evaluations gone wrong, and a terrible lack of any effort whatsoever.  As long as Rando nation keeps on downloading, we'll keep churning these out. We appreciate all of the constant support for this mostly garbage show.  Enjoy the latest ten episodes you crazy group of wei...

It's unfortunate that we did spend a good ten minutes talking about how weird sex dolls are on this episode, but we regret nothing. Also please appreciate how genius we are as we continue to put out brilliant show ideas that could make the rounds on major TV networks.  Welcome to the Season 3 Finale of the show, Best Of Episodes XXI-XXX coming out next week. 

We finally delivered an episode, despite the trash-talking about our work ethic from Rando listener Mandy. We shake off the rust by talking hangovers, some absolutely genius fish bowl and television pilot ideas, plus Salty Dalton gives us some world history trivia.  We are rapidly approaching our next best of and the HOT Chicken discussion. Glad to be back Rando Nation. 

Let's talk a little about technical difficulties We sadly lost some good conversation today *moment of silence* due to an error by one of our staff (Ben). After about thirty minutes of rock solid material, we had to restart the podcast and as a result tensions were high. Salty Dalton was very threatening and thus we had to hide all of the sharp objects.  We still got plenty in here including inven...

Salty Dalton spelled this word wrong on the show, but it's right on the episode title.  The boys are back and in the spirit of Valentine's Day we talk about things we hate, how to take care of electronic fish, and the best strategies to defend yourself in a fight.    Sorry we abandoned you all last week. I know we said we were just going to store to buy cigarettes and then never came back but we w...

Buckle up because we get off-topic often and with blatant disregard to the structure of the show.  All your favorites are back as we dive into Bad Book Club (much to the chagrin of a select few who hate that segment), perform a Dad-Joke-Off, and pitch solid FishBowl Inventions that may actually be genius.  Currently I, Salty Dalton, am eating popcorn and watching Netflix while Ben toils away on th...

Welcome to the PeteCast 2.0! We put Pete on the hot seat as we give him a brutally honest performance review. Fish Bowl was filled with awe-inspiring inventions, including a strange mop-sock idea from Salty Dalton.  Also we give you advice on fading into the background of any party.  We are at the quarter-century mark Randos, no reason to start trying hard now

Welcome to the GameCast.  We tell stories of our Pokemon travels, how to be an outlaw, game flaws that made so much sense when we were younger, and much more. Plus stay tuned for Salty Dalton's video game idea that is totally not a copy of Ben's idea.  PS. There is a bonus for those who listen all the way to the end (or I guess the people who just fast forward to the end)

You can tell it is going to be that kind of show when we half-ass most of the jokes and segments and spend way more time and effort talking Pokemon and Red Dead Redemption.    Join us for an exciting show with some great inventions and a brand new movie trailer for Joe's Secret Garden.   

We understand the last show was a mess, but if you use the principle of Occam's Razor then it's probably because we are bad at podcasting.  Because of this, we talked to Janika the psychic live on the show to uncover the truth behind the broken bobble-heads that cursed us. Also, please use headphones when listening to this week's episode because The Bad Book Club gets a little rowdy. 

So this word is a very accurate description of what happened this episode. We went off the rails early and never fully recovered. Enjoy a lot of bleeps. Salty Dalton accuses Ben of not enjoying his New Year's Party and Ben shows up in a new outfit that produces a lot of confusion. 2019 is off to an intriguing start. 

Two best friends with a few microphones, a vague agenda, and beer. We understand nobody likes us and listens to the entire show, so we put together some of the best moments from the last ten episodes for you. Take notes, there will be an exam at the end.  Think of this as your RWP study guide. Enjoy and prepare yourself for more words and shenanigans in 2019. 

Happy Holidays and well wishes from the RWP duo! This week we continue our Bad Book Club, get into our final investment opportunities to close out the year, and discussed some very hard-hitting and somewhat binding resolutions for us and the show.  Look out for our Best of Episodes XI-XX coming out next week.  Also, get us to 1K downloads please. Do whatever it takes. Literally...whatever it takes...

Surprisingly we are still pushing out podcasts. This week we continue our Bad Boy Billionaire Book Club, Ben spills beer twice, we revisit DOG JUSTICE, and Dalton reveals his most highly anticipated Fish Bowl Invention to date.    Reminder: one more episode left in 2018 before we release our Best Of Episodes XI-XX!  

We introduce new technology to give you the advantage in your bedroom war-zone, we spend time with the first installment of the RWP Bad Book Club, and give you the true analysis of what it means to be an "Alpha Billionaire". You can join the club by reading the book here: His Demands Book 1  

We have a new intern. We have some new segments. We have a lot of new things but the same terrible, dark (and somewhat offensive), humor.  Join us as we take intern Will through his date this weekend, decide not to invest in an amazing idea and go with Ben's stupid invention this week, and we possibly might have insulted the blind community. Again, they may not be able to read this, but we are leg...

Salty Dalton has gone rogue, Ben tries to take over the whole show, and Thanksgiving is upon us. We take a shot at some jokes on a new segment and we definitely miss, and we also manage to get sidetracked about dog marches. Have a great Thanksgiving Rando Nation!

It may not be Halloween, but we can still get spooky. This week we discuss ghosts again, but this time we bring in an expert to give us the inside info on all things paranormal.   We also talk frozen pizza, Baja blast, and how to spice up your dating life with a little spiritual “help”.    Special shoutout to our surprise guest: Lori from NOVA SPIs (Northern Virginia Spirit & Paranormal Investigat...