The Random Word Podcast (RWP)

Okay Rando Nation, no new episode this week, but we do have a special announcement regarding the RWP Bad Book Club!

Welcome to 2020 Rando Nation, glad to be back. Ben doesn't know puns, Salty Dalton wrote his resolutions five minutes before the show, and the boys are big fans of Charlotte's Web. New year, same old dummies. 

Happy Holidays Rando Nation! We've got Christmas trivia, Norwegian holiday demons, news from the RWP Newsroom, and Ben forgetting to prepare a Fish Bowl invention. Look out for some BIG 2020 changes, as well as a special guest in the coming weeks. Also, don't let Krampus throw your kid into hell.

The boys are back from Thanksgiving with new ideas for holiday gifts. They of course also discuss bathroom techniques like they always do, third dates, and the occasional kidney stone. Stay tuned to the end for one of the best jokes ever made on the podcast. 

Happy Thanksgiving you morons! We wanted to keep the download numbers up so we present you 10 minutes of the boys just bantering. Play it for your family as you all sit down at the table. Throw it on the ol' Alexa as soon as your aunt asks you, "So, how's that job hunt going?". It's a MiniCast people, we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming next week. 

The boys are back from the future and Salty Dalton starts the show off with a book pitch that does not go well. Chet and Chip are back with the week in news headlines. How do you normally crush your walnuts? Don't forget to try sleeping in a body bag. Dalton unveils one of the best and funniest segments of all time. 

We are pleased to announce a partnership with a local news station, so stay tuned for their broadcast segment on today's show. The boys talk about how Ben almost flooded his office building, the future of wagons, and go through some strenuous "would you rather" scenarios.    As always we appreciate the support of Rando Nation, keep downloading and writing up reviews!  

Yes, indeed, the show is back for another season. The boys kick things off with some celebrity spirits, a history lesson involving poop, and driving test do's and don'ts. The best way to support the show is to continue to download, subscribe, and feel free to drop a review or two, we appreciate it. Alright, listen and enjoy some more garbage from your favorite duo. 

Another season shortened and condensed down to some of the best moments along the way. From fighting with neighbors over parking spots, to fake movie trailers, to wearing judges robes at pickup basketball games, this season had a ton of hilarious conversations.    You keep downloading, we'll keep recording, thanks Rando Nation for another season of support. Eventually I'm sure you will forget we e...

The boys finish off another season with a special HalloweenCast! Salty Dalton had to hide from the cops in his neighbor's bushes, Ben relays the harrowing tale of "The Candy Man", and they both try and make it through the show in full costume without dying of heat exhaustion. Another season in the BOOKS! 

The show linked up with the local movie scene and we play some never-before-heard trailers for you! We also learn about one of the earliest documented fetish societies, teach you how to be accepted into any pickup basketball game, and give you directions the way only someone who visited Minnesota could. 

Hey there, it's me, Chris Hansen...why are you listening to this podcast? This week the boys talk wayyy too much about Chris Hansen and his pedophile hunting, pitch Nazi-hunting dog movies, and finish up with some classic water cooler talk.   

The boys are in rare form tonight. We get you a new invention to save your sneezes. We learn about Ben's work trip that involved some urine (not his). Let's talk excuses to get out of friendships, and jump headfirst back into the chaos that is this podcast. 

Well, we actually made it to one year. There have been a lot of jokes and a lot of really questionable commentary along the way. We appreciate your support the whole time Rando Nation. Sit back and enjoy as we take you through the thought process behind the first episode, listen to some voice memos/emails you guys sent in, and reveal some show secrets along the way.  Happy One Year Anniversary Ran...

Well, this time Ben designed the show topics and I still have to write the show description? This seems like a cause for a revolt, but whatever. This week Salty Dalton is quizzed on food knowledge, the boys battle back and forth about a similar invention idea, and beer is spilled yet again.  ONE week away from the anniversary show people!!! Get in your emails and voice memos now!

On this episode we put Ben through a tough series of questions where the trade-off is not always worth the choice. Ben hates the environment and clearly wants all sea turtles to die. We continue to have questions for JK Rowling. Also, old people become the new hit reality TV market.  Reminder: the anniversary show is coming up in a few weeks so be sure to get your memories and voice memos emailed...

On this episode of RWP, Ben has been discriminated against by his janitor, we turn a terrible script into some incredible acting, and we provide some dating app advice despite having no idea what we are talking about. Enjoy a TWO hour return episode you freaks. 

Part two of the doubleheader recording session. Ever heard of the Emu War? Salty Dalton gives us the scoop. The boys dive into some of the usual topics and regular hilarity, including the marriage battles regarding grocery store shopping carts. 

We are BACK with the season premiere of another batch of RWP! It's going to get wild because we have the entire afternoon and two episodes to record with an endless supply of beer. Also, we find out if Ben is indeed smarter or dumber than an elementary school child. 

Well Rando Nation another season of RWP is in the books. We had guest appearances from Intern Will, Coworker Ricky, CMO Pete, and the wives. We played old classics like Do's and Don'ts, Pilot House, and Fish Bowl, and introduced new segments like Salty Dalton's Incredible Brain Explosion Full Body Learning Experience. There were laughs, there were tears (of rage), and best of all we had the full s...

The title fight is here. Who will walk away from this battle as the number one host? With everything on the line, these two heavyweights push their minds to the breaking point in order to remember words from all of the past shows that they both immediately forgot after they aired.  Also the RWP wives joined in and helped out a lot.  Another season in the books, see you all in a few weeks Rando Nat...

One more episode until the big FOUR ZERO. On this show we drop some crazy good inventions resulting in the FIRST 5 STAR idea from one of the hosts. We've got you covered for advice on moving, coffins, and swearing under oath that it is not delivery...it's DiGiorno...

We might just quit the show and go into marketing and TV show production at this point. We are literal geniuses. On this episode we bring you some incredible education as you learn about the Earth People, the Dancing Plague, and get some pizza grades. 

Gather ye Rando Nation around the fire we will tell you the tale of Sir Ben the Appetite, son of Jon, and Sir Salty Dalton the Wise, son of Patrick.  Today you will experience life the way two podcast hosts trapped in the past would have

The wait is over, folks. You got another episode of this disaster of a show. Things get pretty heated during Fish Bowl, we discuss embarrassing office moments, give advice on passing your final exams, and continuously produce award-winning TV show ideas.