The Quotable Podcast

Bruce Nolan is a reporter for WKBW News, and just can't get ahead in his career. It's almost as if someone... or something is holding him back... HIMSELF. He has a face to face with the big man upstairs and informs Him that He is doing everything wrong!!! So God decides to take a vacation and leave Bruce in charge because He can fix it all in just 5 minutes. Little does he know that he is...

Have you ever gone to Vegas for a bachelor party and got so wasted that you lost your best friend and soon to be groom??? Us either, but that's not what happened to Phil, Alan and Stu. They party hard and upon awaking they cannot remember anything... haha remember? Will they find their friend in time for the wedding? Or will they get murdered by crystal meth tweekers? tune in to find out... We're...

Average Joe's Gym and its owner are both down on their luck and the huge conglomerate that is GloboGym is about to take over. They need $50,000 to save their beloved hangout, and the only way to to do that is by playing dodgeball... The only logical conclusion, Morgan and I try to cover all of this movie because here at the Quotable Podcast... We're better than you, and we know it!!!

If you ever want to create your own penis showing game, you should work at Shenanigans.....or don't....I don't give a s***... But you should watch this 2005 comedy starring Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long. Now stop looking at my d**k!!!

When Mitch comes home early and finds his girlfriend is involved in a precarious situation he is forced to move and finds himself living near a local college. Although his friends Beanie and Frank the tank live vicariously through him nothing but parties, drinking and the occasional streaking ensues. They start a Fraternity and the only question is... Will they pass this semester? I HAD AN AWESOME...

That's right folks, we are celebrating the one year anniversary of our very first episode; Office Space. We will also discuss where we started, where we are now and some valuable lessons we've learned along the way. It has been a rollercoaster of emotions and we are taking you with us. I hope you brought your barf bags because you are going to cry until you puke....not really!! Thank you f...

Alright, now to the serious stuff everybody... It's time to find out who the male model of the year is going to be, this ain't no slashie. This podcast can be summed up with 5 syllables Der Ek Zoo Land Er. That's right this one was a long time coming but incredibly fun to do, we will discuss all the hot topics of this 2001 comedy and answer the important questions like: Who am I? and W...

Mitch Robbins embarks on the adventure of a lifetime while trying to overcome a mid-life crisis in this 1991 western comedy starring Billy Crystal. Oh my God...there's gonna be bursting?!

Conniving and pathologicial liar.. uh I mean Lawyer Fletcher Reed finds his life and career turned upside down when he discovers that he inexplicably cannot physically lie for 24 whole hours after his 5 year old son makes a wish at his birthday party. He finds himself in between a rock and a hard place... Will he come out on top???  I CAN'T LIE!!!

In this 2005 comedy starring Steve Carell, you'll discover not only the "ins & outs" (or lack of "ins and outs") of being a 40 Year Old virgin, but once again, the anti-aging powers of Paul Rudd.      

For our holiday gift to you, we "present" this bonus episode where we take you on a journey through our most frequently used quotes, where they come from and how we use them. Enjoy!!! 

For our second Christmas episode....wait....where do you think you're going? Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four alarm family emegency here! We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!! So stick around for the 1989 classic...

Merry Christmas everyone!! Not much needs to be said about this 1990 holiday classic starring Macaulay Culkin. We are celebrating the season right....with the McCalisters. But I can't shake the feeling that we're forgetting something........Kevin!!!

This 2016 comedy is a love story that follows Wade W. Wilson from Regina, Saskatchewan who falls for the ever lovely Vanessa. This story, I think that you can agree goes sideways. So in this horror story the one thing that you can take away is the vanity of Ryan Reynolds, and that's why Regina rhymes with fun.

"Bromance" is in the air with this 2009 comedy starring Paul Rudd, Jason Segal and Rashida Jones. This one has everything a good comedy needs: laughs, love and a Speedo full of Brillo.   

Heeeeeyyyy yooooouuu guuuuuysss!!!!! Yes it's everyone's favorite childhood classic....if they grew up n the 80's. In this episode, we take a deep dive into The Goonies to find out what makes it so great. 

This 2001 Comedy follows Elle Woods played by Reese Witherspoon who gets dumped by her boyfriend Warner and does the only logical thing... Go to law school and try to win him back (obvi) only to find out that she has been replaced by Vivian. But on her journey she realizes that there is more to life than the love of a man... there's also Mani Pedi's.......   Totally

Surprisingly, not Adam Sandler's first movie, but definitely one of his most memorable. This 1995 classic really showcases his goofy nature seen on SNL, that also became a staple in Adam's earlier work.     

We're crashing episode 12 with this 2005 comedy with Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson.....I wouldn't exactly call this a Rom-Com, but who knows? Everything is subject to interpretation. Damn you Roger!!

In this 2012 comedy starring Channing Tatum & Jonah Hill, we see two men that start off as enemies in high school, but become brothers in "law" ./ They find themselves having to go back to high school to uncover a drug ring.....holy fucking shit! In the words of Channing Tatum..."Fuck you episode!"

In this episode, we recap the 2009 action comedy....or is it a Zomedy? Zombieland - starring Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Woody Harrelson and Abigail Breslin. 

Jim Carrey reprises the role of Ace Ventura in this sequel When Nature Calls. This sequel takes us to Africa where Ace has to track down the very rare Great White Bat Shakaka. Morgan and I both agree that this sequel far surpasses the original so enjoy listening as we enjoyed recording.

In our season 1 finale, we recap the movie that made Jim Carrey a household name in this 1994 comedy that everyone has heard of and/or quoted from. Music by Anton_Vlasov from Pixabay

We quiz each other on randomly selected quotes to test our knowledge game show style. Let us know what you think! Use the link below to leave us a message. Please keep it respectful. Thank you for listening!    https://anchor.fm/quotablepodcast/message

We've been quoting from this 1998 cult classic for as long as I can remember, but this was the first time we've ever actually watched it together.  Either way, it was well worth the wait....but sometimes...there's a man. Sometimes.....there's....damn it! Lost my train of thought.    Leave us a voice message!! https://anchor.fm/d-morgan7/message