The Quotable Podcast

Scott Bakula stars as Paul Blake, a former football QB who gets the chance to relive his glory days while playing college ball for the Texas State Armadillos in this 1991 sports comedy.

In this episode we follow Lt. Frank Drebin who is a bumbling police detective but still a good cop. He finds himself in an assassination attempt against the Queen of England. Lots of laughs, lots of action and some cheesy explosions. Lots of bombs in the air.

Robin of Loxley must reclaim his family's land from the evil Prince John in this Mel Brooks' spoof of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Sit back and hold on as we go through this 1980's classic of a young Johnny Kelly who is a wise kid but has to become a wiseguy. An all-star cast led by Michael Keaton will have you laughing til your hearts content.

Alex is a 35 year old video game tester....and a bit of a stoner. His life gets turned upside down when he's forced to live with his grandmother after getting kicked out of his house because his roommate used their rent money on filipino "massage therapists".

Ralphie only wants one thing for Christmas, and if you don't already know what that is....well, you're just going to have to find out. Merry Christmas everyone!!

Kevin is not home alone, but he is alone again....this time he's in New York and staying in one of the most lavish hotels the city has to offer.....I guess they were just letting anyone use credit cards back then.

Frank Cross is an a$$hole....but he's no Scrooge. Even still, he goes on a journey (or does he), that reveals what his life use to be like and how he needs to change his ways in this reimagining of the Charles Dickens classic "A Christmas Carol."

Well he's not actually an Elf. He's 6' 3" and he's had a beard since he was 15; but he was raised by Elves. In this episode, we break down what makes Elf a Christmas classic.

Morgan and I reminisce about some of our favorite holiday movies. We want to hear from you about your favorite holiday specials and movies... Who knows we may just give you a shout out.

So this movie not alot of people know that it is indeed a Thanksgiving movie. It's a story of Neal Paige trying to get home to his family for Thanksgiving and by happenstance meets the very annoying Del Griffith. They try everything they can to get to where they need to be. Snow storms, broken down trains and automobile fires.... and Owen.

This movie follows the ever so self centered life of Ricky Bobby and all he wants to do is go fast. After a horrible accident he has a fear of going fast, and has to regain his confidence and his position back as #1 in Nascar... Always remember if you ain't 1st your last.

Lloyd & Harry are not very bright....

In this episode, we take a deep dive into Dutch's fascination of cult horror classics....and why Morgan has steered clear altogether.

DJ is convinced that there is something up with his neighbor Mr. Nebbercracker's house. While doing his due diligence as the concerned citizen (spying through a telescope), he has seen many strange things and toys disappearing. Since no grown-up believes him, he must take matters into his own hands, with the help of his best friend Chowder, to find out what's going on.

Recently deceased Adam and Barbara Maitland are spirits in their home when the Deetzs' move in and start to make drastic changes to the life they were used to. They try to scare the family out themselves but quickly realize they have no idea what they are doing so they enlist the help of poltergeist Beetlejuice. From there everything goes downhill. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice...

In today's episode, we ruin the 1993 Disney classic, Hocus Pocus. Broom hoe!

Here we go again with another rousing round of quote trivia. You're welcome!

Dave Clark (Jason Sudekis) is a drug dealer (Best in Denver) who gets robbed and is forced to smuggle a "smidge" of Mary Jane from Mexico to break even with his supplier Brad (Ed Helms). To remain incognito, he bribes two of his neighbors, Rose (Jennifer Anniston) and Kenny (Will Poulter) plus a "homeless girl" Casey (Emma Roberts) that Kenny likes, to pretend to be his family...

Mitch Planko (bachelor/quasi-employed slacker) & Dave Lockwood (overworked lawyer/husband/father of three) are in for the surprise of their lives when they wake up to find they have switched bodies after peeing in a fountain. Forced to live each other's lives until they can figure out where the fountain is, they learn some valuable lessons along the way.... F*** me this is a good one!

When Detectives Lee and Carter unite to find a little girl that has been kidnapped from the Chinese Consulate there are multiple gun fights, arguments and the occasional bomb... Will they find the little girl? Will they save the day? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Tune in to find out.

The epic conclusion to the fan favorite.....Rustler's Rhapsody Part 1.

"Is this one of those really tough podcasts....?" "Uh huh..." "Then I'll take a warm episode with a human hair in it."

The Spaceballs are out of air and aparently that is a problem for planet Druidia that still has 10,000 years of air....or 100 years with President Skroob's track record. There's only one man that can stop this evil plot to end the lives of the peaceful Druidians.....Lonestar. In this episode, we take a deepdive into this 1987 Mel Brooks classic...so prepare to listen!!

Happy Gilmore is a die hard hockey fan who has aspirations of being a hockey player himself. The only problem is, he's not very good. Everything changes when his grandmother loses her house after not paying her taxes in over a decade, which is messed up because she's old....I mean look at her...she's just...too old. Happy soon discovers that his late father's famous slapshot gives...