The Quick Escape

On the way to board a ship for 7 days together, we record a "stateroom agreement" kinda episode.

The question is simple, but somehow this devolves into an entirely different conversation. As usual!

Right before we hit record, Erin & Greg were talking about drinking. And, well, the stories just kinda came out. Enjoy!

Greg runs through a list of words and phrases he learned growing up to see if Cathy (midwest) and Erin (upstate NY) have any idea what they all mean.

We're here to distract you from life with some conversation about weird things we did/ate as kids, find out what's in Greg's baggie, and also try to find out if Erin is haunted by something in our past

After a full WEEK as a juror, Cathy shares with us her experience, which includes her Mary Poppins bag moment!

Greg brings to the group a series of questions he jotted down during a recent solo stay at a hotel.    

New year, same us! We're catching up on what's been going on in our lives then somehow get into a weird convo about bears hibernating.

This was a fascinating exercise that really caused us to think. We hope it does the same for you!

We trade stories about being pulled over AND times we called 911!

Our mystery guest has worked on shows like Deal or No Deal, Siesta Key, Disney Fairytale Weddings & more! And, maybe most importantly, this guests owns (and USES) an Aztec Death Whistle. You'll have to listen to find out more.    

As promised, here are the recordings from our time hanging out on Erin's birthday. Enjoy!    

We catch up on what's been going on, we use Urban Dictionary to define ourselves, and we write some poop-related poetry. You know, like any normal adults.  

Oh boy - there's a lot of opportunity to judge us in this one! In addition to New Year's Resolution we take quite a journey with Greg's "accidental weight loss" situation. Enjoy!

New year - same us! We're using this episode as a time capsule. To accomplish this we're answering a few questions and, in 1 year, will listen back to these answers!

Greg & Erin share proposal stories - and they couldn't be more different from eachother!

Somehow Greg & Erin are just NOW hearing Cathy's stories from her time living in New Zealand (which is different from Australia, as it turns out). She also answers questions submitted by our followers on IG.

Rather than Greg try to tell someone else's story on this topic, he's brought on that someone to share it! To make it interesting, Cathy & Erin were not told the identity of this guest a head of time.

Greg tries out a few pick-up lines on Erin & Cathy, who assess their effectiveness. Also, Greg's origin story between him and his wife.

It's time we examined some song lyrics that we've all sung at one point in our life. What do they mean? Who thought they were a good idea? Why are certain female body parts used as a measurement of success? These are the questions. Also: we play a game that you'll just have to hear for yourself to understand.

This is one's more of a thinker! We wind up diving into a big conversation about whether we live in a simulation. Follow us on this one - it's pretty wild when you think about it! And don't worry - we still have our moments of immaturity 😎

Ever honk someone else's horn? What about shaving while you drive? Have you ever accidentally gone off-roading in a tiny car? We have a lot to discuss on this episode. But we kick it all off with one totally unrelated dream that Greg had of someone else on the show...in the bathroom?

Time to unpack some awkward moments from our Middle & High School days and the people we were crushing on. From notes to AOL Instant Messenger profile lyrics, we cover a range of ways we've professed our feelings!

Cathy recalls moments from her recent Mediterranean Cruise, including Lizzy McGuire, fountain etiquette, tattoos, attractive men, and more. And Greg shares a Barcelona Bar Crawl story that the others cannot believe.

And now you all have the pleasure of meeting my friends Cathy and Erin! They join me to talk about a Fake ID, some common mid-west phrases and a few other fun gems. This is only episode 1 - can't wait to continue offering you a Quick Escape!